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Mazer Rackus 05-27-2004 08:23 AM

LOTR: Legolas NEVER runs out of fucking arrows in any of the movies!?!
 
How in the fuck does he launch arrows at the rate of an Apache chain gun and never, EVER run out of fucking arrows?

HammerALL 05-27-2004 08:23 AM

He's an Elf man - it's Magic! LOL

devilspost 05-27-2004 08:24 AM

Motherfuckers have magic man WTF you thinkin?

Doctor Dre 05-27-2004 08:24 AM

I watched it yesterday too ... he just owns the shit ...

digi 05-27-2004 08:24 AM

because its a fucking movie and not a documentary!

loverboy 05-27-2004 08:25 AM

Magic

DarkJedi 05-27-2004 08:25 AM

quiver of refilling +2

Manowar 05-27-2004 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by digi
because its a fucking movie and not a documentary!
really? i though it was a michael moore expose on elf slave labour

Gman.357 05-27-2004 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
quiver of refilling +2
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

chodadog 05-27-2004 08:32 AM

Their quivers never run out.

You are aware that it's in the fantasy genre, right?

Phoenix 05-27-2004 08:34 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
quiver of refilling +2

Goose 05-27-2004 08:34 AM

he's in god mode...didn't you notice? :winkwink:

Radik 05-27-2004 08:36 AM

wall hacker..

Thomas1007 05-27-2004 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
quiver of refilling +2
LMAO
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Tofu 05-27-2004 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
quiver of refilling +2
HAHAHAHAHAHA :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bansheelinks 05-27-2004 08:53 AM

He may not run out of arrows ever but all the stores I went to Tuesday, May 25 were sold out of the DVD for ROTK. I was plenty pissed. Guess I should have went in the morning.

scoreman 05-27-2004 08:56 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
quiver of refilling +2
haha good one.

<---former neighborhood DM from the 80s.

unconnected 05-27-2004 09:38 AM

not as bad as that fucking chick taking down one of those huge elephants by running her blades along their legs..

you couldn't take down a regular elephant like that, let alone one that is 10 times the size with skin 10 times as thick.

fucking stupid asss movies

zzgundamnzz 05-27-2004 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
quiver of refilling +2
:winkwink:

*Former Dungeons and Dragons Player*

jackson 05-27-2004 09:46 AM

that dude is sick he shoots like 10 arrows a min

xApster 05-27-2004 10:07 AM

He does the same thing in Troy :)

uvort 05-27-2004 10:12 AM

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Originally posted by unconnected
not as bad as that fucking chick taking down one of those huge elephants by running her blades along their legs..

you couldn't take down a regular elephant like that, let alone one that is 10 times the size with skin 10 times as thick.

fucking stupid asss movies

omg, calm down, youll be fine...

its a freakin movie, its not meant to be real...theres a ton of shit in the movie that is bogus..and yet ppl pick out just two or three things...when you watch a movie, its meant to take you to a diff level..if it doesnt do that, then dont watch the movie again, but dont fuckin bitch about it :2 cents:

XxXotic 05-27-2004 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by digi
because its a fucking movie and not a documentary!
:1orglaugh

Oncle_Benny 05-27-2004 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
quiver of refilling +2
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh too much rpg for you

Fletch XXX 05-27-2004 10:20 AM

Elves make their own arrows.

i run our of arrows with my Archer, i just chop some wood and make some more hehehe

http://www.uo.com

TheFrog 05-27-2004 10:22 AM

Films are annoying like that. Never the details.

I liked the scene in predator where the guy uses the chaingun on the wilderness. IMDB lists that scene as requiring 20kg! of ammunition... (its about 90 seconds long)

Bansheelinks 05-27-2004 10:23 AM

I'll bet there's a ton of guys on here who wouldn't mind poking Arwen (Liv Tyler) with their arrows. I for one wouldn't mind at all, and I wouldn't run out either.

:Graucho

Fletch XXX 05-27-2004 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by Bansheelinks
I'll bet there's a ton of guys on here who wouldn't mind poking Arwen (Liv Tyler) with their arrows. I for one wouldn't mind at all, and I wouldn't run out either.

:Graucho

Id fuck her and Elowyn.

2 times a day for 6 weeks.

Bansheelinks 05-27-2004 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Id fuck her and Elowyn.

2 times a day for 6 weeks.

I know..........that would be a hard decision..........Eowyn or Arwen? Ah hell, why not both at the same time?

:thumbsup

zzgundamnzz 05-27-2004 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by TheFrog
Films are annoying like that. Never the details.

I liked the scene in predator where the guy uses the chaingun on the wilderness. IMDB lists that scene as requiring 20kg! of ammunition... (its about 90 seconds long)

You mean when Jesse Ventura emptied out his chaingun into the forest?

He was one of the first ones to get killed by the Predator :(

SykkBoy 05-27-2004 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by Bansheelinks
I know..........that would be a hard decision..........Eowyn or Arwen? Ah hell, why not both at the same time?

:thumbsup

Eowyn, because every time I'd fuck Arwen, I'd see Steven Tyler in drag and elf ears........

StuartD 05-27-2004 10:49 AM

I find it most amusing that the 3 main characters can take on 10,000 orcs or oroukai (what ever) single handedly over and over and over again.

I mean, first movie... they show up and take the 2 hobbits. Aragorn fights them all off on his own... doesn't even break a sweat.

The second movie, Aragorn and Gimly jump onto that bridge way into Helms Deep to fight them all off at the gate... and they hold their own just fine against thousands of them.

I mean, sure.. .they're the heros, but come on.... these guys are stronger than human creatures that eat raw flesh... they shouldn't be that wimpy.

zzgundamnzz 05-27-2004 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
I find it most amusing that the 3 main characters can take on 10,000 orcs or oroukai (what ever) single handedly over and over and over again.

I mean, first movie... they show up and take the 2 hobbits. Aragorn fights them all off on his own... doesn't even break a sweat.

The second movie, Aragorn and Gimly jump onto that bridge way into Helms Deep to fight them all off at the gate... and they hold their own just fine against thousands of them.

I mean, sure.. .they're the heros, but come on.... these guys are stronger than human creatures that eat raw flesh... they shouldn't be that wimpy.

Aragorn isn't an ordinary human. Something about his blood makes him stronger, live longer, etc...

In the first movie Aragorn got messed up by the Orcs. His mouth was all bleeding and he spit out blood.

The second movie he got messed up too. Fell off into the river and was half dead...

Bansheelinks 05-27-2004 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Aragorn isn't an ordinary human. Something about his blood makes him stronger, live longer, etc...

In the first movie Aragorn got messed up by the Orcs. His mouth was all bleeding and he spit out blood.

The second movie he got messed up too. Fell off into the river and was half dead...

Aragon is a Numenor................Elrond the Elf mentions the Numenor bloodline briefly in the first movie, that the bloodline of the numenor is spent...........this is the kingly bloodline and they live to a ripe old age and have great powers of healing

Bansheelinks 05-27-2004 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by Bansheelinks
Aragon is a Numenor................Elrond the Elf mentions the Numenor bloodline briefly in the first movie, that the bloodline of the numenor is almost spent...........this is a kingly bloodline and they live to a ripe old age and have great powers of healing

and they get the babes too

:thumbsup

zzgundamnzz 05-27-2004 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Bansheelinks
Aragon is a Numenor................Elrond the Elf mentions the Numenor bloodline briefly in the first movie, that the bloodline of the numenor is spent...........this is the kingly bloodline and they live to a ripe old age and have great powers of healing
Thats the name of it. I'd want the blood of Numenor in my ancestry... just so I could live til I was 160 + Years :winkwink:

Fletch XXX 05-27-2004 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by Bansheelinks
Aragon is a Numenor................Elrond the Elf mentions the Numenor bloodline briefly in the first movie, that the bloodline of the numenor is spent...........this is the kingly bloodline and they live to a ripe old age and have great powers of healing
http://www.lotrlibrary.com/MT/2nmt.html

zzgundamnzz 05-27-2004 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
http://www.lotrlibrary.com/MT/2nmt.html
Good info on that page.

Bookmarked it :)

Bansheelinks 05-27-2004 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Good info on that page.

Bookmarked it :)

I take it you got the "ROTK" dvd already, zzgundamnzz? Or are you waiting for the Extended Edition in Nov.?

zzgundamnzz 05-27-2004 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by Bansheelinks
I take it you got the "ROTK" dvd already, zzgundamnzz? Or are you waiting for the Extended Edition in Nov.?
Bought it tueseday at the 24 hour Walmart :thumbsup

I'll probably grab the extended edition when it comes out too. Sucks that they make us by two though :(


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