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I fucked my first ugly chick last night....
I pride myself in only having sex with "cute" or sexy girls... maybe not all of them were perfect "10"s but there was always something about the girl that turned my crank.... that all changed last night... I met a girl on Friday at a bar and we ended up going for dinner last night... she seemed sweet and something about her was sexy ( i think it was her smile)... anyway we ended up at my place where I proceeded to throw it to her good and proper...
but man she had an AWFUL body!! I realized now just how hot my past 2 longterm girlfriends were... this chick last night was all soft (NO muscle definition whatsoever) and her skin felt like used sandpaper,, and my god her ass was all deflated and wrinkled :( YUCK... her fucking body looked all deformed there laying on my bed... it was a huge turnoff but its not like I could have just stopped and told her "you need to leave"... so I proceeded to fuck this ugly chick, she made me go down on her too :( Anyway I have learned my lesson, from now on I am getting a feel of the body and ass before taking it any further and I am not going to bring home just anyone anymore.... she knows where I live now :( |
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she MADE you go down on her? Thats brutal.
You need to take a long hot shower and think about what you've done. Fucking her to be polite is one thing, but eating her out to be polite? Come on man! |
You are now officially entering horndog land. Check your standards at the door.
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I'm so sorry to hear that dude...my condolences
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Congrats :1orglaugh
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at least you didnt have sex with an indian women with hairy arms and legs and snatch
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no pics of the beast? :)
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:1orglaugh
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wont be your last either.
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ah the ugly fuck award now I can finally pass it on to you.....
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:1orglaugh :helpme
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http://www.wrestlingclassics.com/bus.../gallery27.jpg u needed them
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You dirty boy
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:1orglaugh
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Your sister? lol
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Ugly chicks need love too, and now they know where they can get it :Graucho
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:1orglaugh
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Why are you telling everyone?
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I wouldn't wish what i went through last night on my worst enemy... well, maybe I would...:BangBang: |
just be glad you didnt knock her up.. then you'd really be sorry =)
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I personally have NEVER gone to bed with an ugly woman...
But fuck I have woken up with dozens of 'em!!! :1orglaugh :Graucho :helpme |
take it easy man - can happen time after time :glugglug
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The first lesson in fucking a ugly girl is.....
Not to fuck her at your place..... Now she's able to stalk you whenever she feels like it... If I get sympathy for a not so beautifull chick I always make sure she wound't get into my personal circle of people and places.... :glugglug |
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congrats! :thumbsup
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good for you! :thumbsup
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Just bang her from behind ;)
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Ugly chicks can give great heads ;)
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