Panamanian Bang-Bang Fiesta 2: Now With Improved Hotness!
 

Well, it was only a matter of time before this thread repeated itself. Don't call it a comeback -- I've been here for years!

This time, I'm truly not responsible for the ensuing debauchery. Seriously. I was sitting at my apartment, diligently writing this masterstroke of brilliance. My houseguests, who've spent the week terrorizing Panama, snuck into a high fashion show under false pretenses (they claimed to be from Maxim Magazine, the clever lads).

When they barged through my door at 3 in the morning, they had four ridiculously hot model chicas in tow. A lot of insensitive GFYers cast aspersions at the girls in the last thread -- insults ranging from "homely" to "plummeted from the Ugly Plane into the Fugly Forest and leveled a thousand disgusting acres of Skankwood."

Of course, everyone was right: those girls were nothing to dial 1-800-COLLECT about. But, as this thread will prove towards the conclusion, there's alot to be said for making the beast with two backs with a beast with a hunchback.

Let's save the moral for later though, shall we?

First, a quick message from our sponsor:

"Hi kids! This is Steve Lightspeed here -- send me some joins so I can afford to lavish expensive gifts on Paul! Sure, he may be significantly better looking than me and hung like a mailbox but I won't hold that against him."

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Not a bad spot to be in :)

Nice!

hey left nut...

hey right nut...


......... :winkwink:

These girls were hot, no doubt about it. But unlike our fugly-bugglies from 2 days yore, they were camera shy.

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Deer in and with headlights.

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Sig spot. I'll read the thread now.

Last one was great, this should be fun

:)

The girls looks great!

We made the last girls clean the dishes. We took these girls shopping. Hot snatch is a potent elixir.

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The one on the left has some funky tits

Does that ass have an express lane? 'Cuz I've got 5 inches or less, muffinbutt.

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Nice pics:glugglug

And now, some pics from the fashion show at which they picked these girls up. As many of you are aware, I have just enough fashion sense to figure out that pinch-roll jeans are not "in", but Hypercolors are still acceptable. Right? RIGHT? Whatever -- I'll do my best to navigate the these treacherous waters.

Here we have the latest haute coutre from Calvin Klein's "For Hot Brown Sluts Who Look Like Diana Ross" collection.

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this should be intresting again

:Graucho

HOT

In the spirit of the fashion industry, I'll remind you why I am incapable of generating anything remotely resembling an erection for a fortnight. Sex at this juncture would be like trying to stuff an oyster in a parking meter.

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Rock on Paul..... :)

Lightspeed looks to be enjoying the hospitality:)

:thumbsup

im gettin on a fuckin plane today.

Awesome! :thumbsup

now I'm horny:thumbsup

looks like I am Missing a great one here :( You guys just keep on Rockin !:thumbsup

classic thread in the making

:Graucho

always an adventure :) glad u guys are having a great time!

I need to see this shit on tape! :thumbsup

Fuck all this. Let's get to the nekkidness.

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Yup, i think they are riding the train to hell I reserved tickets for some years ago.

I'll try to meet you guys at the next station!:1orglaugh

and so it begins :1orglaugh

I would take a blow job from this chick, and the titty fuckin has to be good, look at those!!!! yum yum yum....

.

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so these girls are hotter but they're not going to fuck on cam right? right.

:winkwink:

She must have heard me, look she is dreaming of sucking my cock already!!!!

even sizing it up with her hands!

LL Cool J?

Nice stuff!

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I'm hoping that this girl will be in the next thread by Paul. :Graucho

Slowly but surely we are getting to the good part.:Graucho

Note GFY in the background. You've gotta be one massive fucking loser to be surfing the web while strange girls are flashing butt-floss five feet away. Oh. Nevermind.

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