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crackheadcurly 05-24-2004 03:18 PM

What would stop you from having sex
 
What is one thing that will stop you from having sex with your date.

I wont do a girl unless she is very trimmed or totally shaved, I have made girls shave. I waited almost a month one time to bang my girlfriend, I took her panties off and it was like what the fuck, I thought she went back in a time maching into the 70's and came back. She told me that she didnt have a boyfriend in a while, I told her well when I dont have a girlfriend I still wipe my ass, go fucking groom yourself. Bald is beautiful, bald by choice, I am not R Kelly. Nothing worse than putting your hand down a girls panties and it sounds like you are putting your hand in a bag of chips!!!

I love to eat pussy, but if that shit is going in my nose, ears or anywhere else I will bail till she trims her bush.

AdPatron 05-24-2004 03:19 PM

If she was a guy.

blazi 05-24-2004 03:20 PM

I agree, gotta be shaved down there for me to go near it!!

blazi 05-24-2004 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CollegeSucks
If she was a guy.
LMAO - that too!!

AndrewKanuck 05-24-2004 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CollegeSucks
If she was a guy.
:1orglaugh

Voland 05-24-2004 03:22 PM

Shaving is good! :)

AndrewKanuck 05-24-2004 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackheadcurly
Nothing worse than putting your hand down a girls panties and it sounds like you are putting your hand in a bag of chips!!!

Another priceless one :1orglaugh

NakedBo 05-24-2004 03:25 PM

If he smells really bad, and if he looks like an asshole. Those are just 2 I can give you about 50 reason why I would not sleep with a guy.

insanesurfer 05-24-2004 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CollegeSucks
If she was a guy.

ChewbaCreative 05-24-2004 03:25 PM

AIDS

LAJ 05-24-2004 03:26 PM

Yeah right... whatfuckingever.

You meet a hot woman while you are out some night... she's ready to get it on with you... you got a nice buzz going... great body, great kisser, smells really nice and if she isn't shaved you aren't going to eat it or fuck it?

I cry bullshit :1orglaugh

aaron 05-24-2004 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackheadcurly
What is one thing that will stop you from having sex with your date.

I wont do a girl unless she is very trimmed or totally shaved, I have made girls shave. I waited almost a month one time to bang my girlfriend, I took her panties off and it was like what the fuck, I thought she went back in a time maching into the 70's and came back. She told me that she didnt have a boyfriend in a while, I told her well when I dont have a girlfriend I still wipe my ass, go fucking groom yourself. Bald is beautiful, bald by choice, I am not R Kelly. Nothing worse than putting your hand down a girls panties and it sounds like you are putting your hand in a bag of chips!!!

I love to eat pussy, but if that shit is going in my nose, ears or anywhere else I will bail till she trims her bush.

lol im gonn ahave to agree :1orglaugh

crackheadcurly 05-24-2004 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LAJ
Yeah right... whatfuckingever.

You meet a hot woman while you are out some night... she's ready to get it on with you... you got a nice buzz going... great body, great kisser, smells really nice and if she isn't shaved you aren't going to eat it or fuck it?

I cry bullshit :1orglaugh

I wouldn't, my opinion is if she has a big ol bush she is hiding something, don't want to wake up and look like I stuck my face in a bowl of corn flakes!!!

crackheadcurly 05-24-2004 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NakedBo
If he smells really bad, and if he looks like an asshole. Those are just 2 I can give you about 50 reason why I would not sleep with a guy.
I can give you a great reason I wouldnt, I am not a homo!!!

Vitasoy 05-24-2004 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CollegeSucks
If she was a guy.

tru dat.

EviLGuY 05-24-2004 03:43 PM

If she smelled bad.. thats the deal breaker. :)

Or gives really really bad head.

stephanie m. 05-24-2004 03:45 PM

I can give you at least 150k reasons why I wouldnt sleep with a guy.

bringer 05-24-2004 03:45 PM

if she charges more than $1.95

Ross 05-24-2004 03:45 PM

Not being able to get it up :(

spamofon 05-24-2004 03:45 PM

http://www.greentara-redlayla.com/warts.jpg

PissFunny 05-24-2004 03:46 PM

AIDS, herpes or a big hairy puss puss

NakedBo 05-24-2004 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackheadcurly
I can give you a great reason I wouldnt, I am not a homo!!!
I am a girl, I didn't state that it had to be about girl dates

For the girls it's the same for me bad smell and bad aditude!

crackheadcurly 05-24-2004 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
If she smelled bad.. thats the deal breaker. :)

Or gives really really bad head.


That is good, if a girl sucks dick bad or scrapes it doesnt matter how hot she is, it kills the moment, but then you have to fuck her in the ass to pay her back for scraping my cock

Lycanthrope 05-24-2004 04:03 PM

Marraige pretty much stops the sex.

beemk 05-24-2004 04:17 PM

if she doesnt pass the sniff test

TheLegacy 05-24-2004 04:20 PM

What would stop you from having sex ??




- my fiancee

Oncle_Benny 05-24-2004 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CollegeSucks
If she was a guy.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ar3s 05-24-2004 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voland
Shaving is good! :)

Preacher 05-24-2004 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackheadcurly
What is one thing that will stop you from having sex with your date.
if this was my dick.
http://www.sgrh.com/dept/endo/endo21.jpg

DreamCumTrue 05-24-2004 04:28 PM

having no feelings for the person whatsoever

crackheadcurly 05-24-2004 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
having no feelings for the person whatsoever


Having feelings don't matter, have you not ever grudge fucked a girl? Well I guess there are feelings there, but not the right ones

bad_girl 05-24-2004 05:01 PM

The smell of ballsack.:repuke

Martin 05-24-2004 05:04 PM

Here is a few things that turned me off in the past.

1, Skunk mouth.
2, Hairy, dirty looking asshole.
3, Beat up looking pussy.
4, Too hairy down there.
5 Smelly pussy.
6, No joke, Ugly ass feet!

jonesy 05-24-2004 05:07 PM

HYGIENE

HYGIENE

HYGIENE

PenisFace 05-24-2004 05:12 PM

Hairy tits. It'd have to be hairy tits.

shermo 05-24-2004 05:15 PM

Bad Hygiene is the first!

The second is a grill full of fucked up teeth.

The third is being too skinny. If there's no meat, I'll bruise my sternum while fucking her like a jackrabbit.

YourSexySecrets 05-24-2004 05:18 PM

I had a guy propose marriage to me, and propose that we have kids right in the middle of sex. I kicked him out of my house.

He called me, and called me, and wanted me, but I was like: :ak47: :BangBang:

crackheadcurly 05-24-2004 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
Bad Hygiene is the first!

The second is a grill full of fucked up teeth.

The third is being too skinny. If there's no meat, I'll bruise my sternum while fucking her like a jackrabbit.


Skinny chicks rock, I love to bang them doggie style and watch my cock go up their back!!!

bad_girl 05-24-2004 05:44 PM

Also


If someone wore socks to bed, I wouldnt be able to preform.

Illicit 05-24-2004 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
Also


If someone wore socks to bed, I wouldnt be able to preform.


damn I always wear socks to bed !


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