Best way to fuck with telemarketers?
 

I hate those fuckers...ive registered to the no call list and they still fucking call
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throw some ideas around to get them back

they dont care...they have heard/seen it all

just hang up.

Tell them to fuck off and hang up

thats what ive been doing

i put one on hold for like 15 mins last night...amazingly when i got back to the phone he was still there :feels-hot

I always say I am not the person that can make that decision hold on let me get that person. I then set the phone down and go back to work leaving them on eternal hold for someone who is never going to come. Some wait longer then others its fun to see what company will wait the longest. I have noticed after doing this a couple of times they do remove you.

answering machine.
they won't talk to a machine.

and if they do WTF

just pick up the phone and hang it right up without saying anything at all

just start talking to them alot..ask them questions about their body, wheter it is male or female...it doesnt matter

put them on hold, ask them to call back at another time when you are not tied up...then ask them if theylike to be tied up


you will get dropped eentually..just keep fuckin with them


when you hang up..they just press the beutton that brings them the next person...but if you fuck with them, they will complain, and you will get knocked up the ladder until they deicde it is a waste of man hours to call you

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tempting to try that

"to fuck with them" or "to fuck them"..?

just picking up the phone, leave it on the table.. and coming back in 15 minutes..

samuel

lol that i will try...

i did that yesterday and the dude was still there!

there is an episode of crankyankers up here that just fucks with a telemarketer for a good 15 mins.. if find the file i will post it :)

tell them you aren't interested but give them someone's number you don't like and tell the telemarketer this person was just asking for that exact thing.

great! hope you find it lol

its great, its some company trying to sell him a subsription to some paper... just messes with the ladys head then even the supervisors head :)

- Me: Hello?
- telemarketer: Hello, this is ____...
- Me: Is this ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes, this is ____... ...
- Me: This is ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes This is ____... ...
- Me: Is this AT&T?
- telemarketer: YES! This is ____... , may I speak to Mr. ____... please?
- Me: May I ask who is calling?
- telemarketer: This is ____... .
- Me: OK, hold on.

At this point yell as load as you can in the reciever for ____... put the phone down and go on with you buissness

thats exactly what they are trying to sell to me
would work prefectly hehehe

not interested, thx for the call.....works for me:thumbsup

another good one lol

used to work for me until they decided to call every fucking day offering the same shit

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Actually, the Orange County Register was calling my sisters house every single night at dinner time, then one time I answered it, and I'm like it's the register, and held the phone to them, and they yelled at the lady:

"DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL HERE AGAIN, WE DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING SERVICE, IF YOU CALL AGAIN, WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE FUCKING PAPER TO YOUR OFFICE AND BURN IT IN FRONT OF THE DOORS!"

Never called back again!

jDoG

Classic.

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hit on em.. lol. especially if its a Lady.. :) hahahah start breathing heavy in the phone and say "will you spank me" a friend of mine did that.... LOL

lol, i would love to hear that :)

put the phone near a speaker playing ROCK MUSIC

id rather hit on you :Graucho

this has happend to me.. fucking with them.. just got their whole team onto my lines for a while..

it was a pain in the ass

so better just to hang up i think

that sux.......ok next step is physical threats :1orglaugh

purrrrr:winkwink:

next step will be i think like in jerry mcguire when he puts the little kid on the phone when his client calls him..ill snag my lil cousin every night at dinner time just for that

That's true. I have been doing that job ( thank god not anymore) and we deleted people who

- kept us waiting
- joked around
- died


Shouting doesn't help, I always put those people on recall...:winkwink:

One time, there was a chick living at my place and she called one of those 900 pyshic numbers. The next day, we had calls offering pyshic service every 3-4 hours. And then they tried to tell us that they couldn't get us off the list for another 30 days.

I chewed them out and claimed to file harrassment charges, because their calling every few hours and they finally deleted us off their list.

jDoG

hey baby, you come here often? can i buy you a drink?

Ask for the company address then shit in a box & send it.