Childless couple told to try sex
 

Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

LOL! What a couple of spaghetti heads :1orglaugh

Unbelievable..

Brainwashed...

really? weird huh, havent they feel anything whenever they sleep together? or they never have slept together...amazing!

this is one of the most stupid things i heard in my life - religion should be forbidden :helpme

they were probably praying , Oh Lord please dont let me have impure thoughts:1orglaugh

i doubt that story's true, why would they visit a fertility clinic if they were so religious.. wouldn't they just assume god doesn't want them to have children? wouldn't they have talked about their situation with friends?

give me a fucking break.

ROFL... now thats quality news Sarah :thumbsup

The guy would have had to jerk it to test his sperm count, so he obviously has hormones. Does sound pretty unlikely...

That is messed up if it is true but like The Mob said it probably isn't :1orglaugh

That is messed, doctor should give them a few porn videos :thumbsup

and would a clinic's PR guy really use the word 'retard'?

why would something like this even show up on the news - aren't doctors in germany subject to professional discretion?

lol

so how do they thought people get kids ?

i did wonder about the use of the term but then I also thought perhaps it was a translation and the person doing the translation picked the word.

LOL
PussyMan will teach 'em how to make little ones :)

I agree, I smell Bullshit. Looks like the fertility clinic just wants free publicity.

If they really don't know how to have sex how the hell would they know to go to a fertility clinic?

Reminds me of a good joke, though:


A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

"Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

"But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"

he h e he he:thumbsup

Ummm....I guess they still believe in the stork theory, huh?

As long as the movies does not contain facials, then they will never get it... :helpme

Yeah, they need an internal cumshot video.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh thanks for the laugh

I'll bet they had a blast when they finally did figure it out though!

Thats what you get when you put all pornsites behind an avs :1orglaugh

people that stupid should NOT be parents

hehe, thanks for the laugh

Oh dear

Good, that religion is gonna die out pretty quick i think!

:1orglaugh :helpme

I have trouble believing that in this day and age.. they been living in a cave someplace?

These people shouldn't have kids.

:1orglaugh Religion fucks people up

Someone should send them some extreme hardcore DVD.... :thumbsup

It's all about spontaneous generation.

wow:(

weird

such a dumbasses:helpme :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

stupid, even retardate will surely knew the feeling