canada
 

Canada is like your appendix - you don't know why it's there, it generally doesn't bother you, but if that son of a biatch started acting up you wouldn't think twice about taking it out.

You couldn't find us hiding in our igloos:BangBang:

canada is phat.

USA is like a penis. Always acts big and thinks everything in the world revolves around you.

playing with our pet beavers.

..and as soon as it moves north into the cold it shrinks and hides away...

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*quote stolen from Rick Mercer*

Canada is bigger and is on top. If the U.S. and Canada where cellmates, the U.S. would be our bitch.

-A Canuck

Love Rick Mercer he cracks me up :1orglaugh


Smurfette

Rick Mercer rocks!

:rasta

and just like your appendix - you still dont know where the hell we are :1orglaugh

LMFAO

haha, so true... the US is only 4.2% of the worlds population. Yet most Americans seem to think it runs the world.

Your appendix can burst and go septic..... and kill you. Respect the appendix.



~ CD Mercer.

:thumbsup

:glugglug

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:1orglaugh

Useless thread really

bump for this :thumbsup

Lol.. come up and take out this bitch homes :321GFY

So true! :1orglaugh

For the americans, here are some noteable Canadians:

Pamela Anderson
Jim Carrey
Tom Green
Leslie Nielsen
Mike Meyers
Norm MacDonald
Howie Mandel
Phil Hartman
John Candy
William Shatner
Matthew Perry
Michael J. Fox
Céline Dion
Burton Cummings
Avril Lavigne
Alanis Morissette
Shania Twain
Bryan Adams
Paul Shaffer
Bret Hart
Mario Lemieux
Gordie Howe
Bobby Orr
Wayne Gretzky
Peter Jennings
Alex Trebek
Todd McFarlene
James Cameron

What's my point? You see Canadians in the news, or on TV every day.:winkwink:

Canada sucks, It's bland and boring

What's my point?

Bret Hart.

You listed a WWF wrestler

http://www.gerweck.net/bretsurvivor.jpg

The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!! :1orglaugh

lmao, you had to fucking remind me didn't you:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That was a phrase I could have done without ever hearing again

And You KNOW It!:)

do NOT ever insult Bret Hart.

interesting note: that pic is from shortly before he got royally fucked by vince mcmanon. it was in montreal.

Yeah, and one US state elected a wrestler as governor.

This is nice. Canada and America against each other!

Do I even need to say anything? I used to be a fan and shit, but come on.. You must care about wrestling a lot to post something that obsessive :1orglaugh


It's not totally my fault this country is so retarded, just partly:thumbsup

Wow..
Canadians suck...
so damned sensitive..
hahahah

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Canada rules and the women are WAY better it's very true!

Retarded?...no. The wrestler in question is actually one smart fucker with a solid character, and a long time business owner in Minneapolis. I use to know Jesse Ventura quite well, my point was don't knock wrestlers. Some of them aren't just meat-headed acrobats.


Fuck, I say Ventura for president.

Canada is a cool country.:thumbsup

I liked canada more than usa when I was there.

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to bad every other nation in the world would be on Canadas side if they had to choose...