Lensman, did you & Luke kiss and makeup?
 

Gene Ross on http://********.com/read.aspx?ID=3411 said:
"Porn Valley- My sources tell me that Luke Ford will be returning to adultbeat.com"

Ive only read his stuff twice, but he makes interesting posts here, so i would like to see him back

By the way, Luke would make a very good *Miss GFY* judge.:winkwink:

Yeah, he def. would.

CONFUCY FOR ADULTBEAT!

damn I was going to say, has peaches posted in here yet.

But she beat me to it and posted.

Microchick, you have some MAJOR fans. Rarely does it take 5 mins for the post.

tbabe, before the misunderstanding with AVN, LF was doing an excellent job covering the HIV news. I hope he is still staying in touch with the main parties: Bianca Biaggi - the alleged Brazilian pornstar who was HIV positive; Darren James - the unfortunate American pornstar who had unprotected sex with Bianca and is now HIV positive; Lara Roxx - now HIV positive after having sex with Darren; and Jessica Dee, the latest porn lady to test HIV positive. I hope the list ends here.

Dear Adultbeat.com

Hook me up with the moving expenses and pay for a three bedroom home in the non-negro part of Sacramento and pay me with 50,000 exits and 50,000 404's a day traffic to my black amateur site and you'll have yourself a new w r i t e r PLUS a top notch LEAD ebony consultant for your ebony division.

I'll also require an expense account so that I can fly to the midwest and visit my kids once a month and pay for my hotel and rental car for three days.


my icq is 120838664 and I look forward to hearing from you.

PEACHES FOR MISS O-PRANO!

I'm already the Most Shaggable Webmistress for 2002 and Asshole of the Year for 2003 - I'd like to give others a chance to win something, lol! But hey, I get neat prizes, so if elected, I shall serve :1orglaugh

You think so?

Yep, honestly, I'd rather see Confucy in the job.

I think if you give Luke a raise, he will do less cutting and pasting. But I for one like a little cut & paste action. It saves me from running from site to site to catch up on the adult news.

Her writing is MUCH better than Duck's. The only problem I see is that she likes to make things up and hope there's a shred of truth in them. 99% of the time she's wrong and I suspect she could open Lens up for legal trouble. If she could keep on her medication and deal only with FACTS and not try to label her delusions as truth, she'd be a MUCH more interesting read than Duck :)

Now, if she could get her own site and not have to worry about dragging someone down with her, reading her delusions would be highly entertaining :)

I still think you'd be much better for the job. Without a doubt.

Peaches, I felt like I had my own site when I was on O-prano.

Serge & Mike gave me freedom to post what I wanted. However, if you give me too many meds, I will have nothing to say. I will never have that kind of freedom again on any board.

Those posts also cost you $5000. :winkwink:

Ill start a board and let you say any damn thing you want.

http://www.*****************.com could use a vbulletin script!

:Graucho

Peaches, what is $5,000? It's all relative, and the game isn't over. The fun stuff is off the boards.

More delusions. :1orglaugh

Fletch, sometimes starting your own board can make you money, but at the same time, make you dull. Brad Shaw was much more controversial when he posted on GFY. He has become rather conservative now that he has his own board with sponsors, employees, and a partner.

When Luke Ford had his own site, lukeford.com, he did some wild investigative reporting. He was being threatened daily, and he even was insured with Lloyds of London for a while until the premiums went sky high. I would love to see him open his own website once again.

JimmyD, adult column hahahahahar, who did a radio show with Luke, says:

"Why has AdultBeat gone silent in a time when people in this industry are desperately searching for information? Porn people want answers! They want news! They want advice and suggestions and opinions and commentary! They want anything that might qualm their fears and concerns or spark solutions or, at the very least, help them understand that porn's "end of days" might not be upon them!"

Whoops! Forgot that GFY doesn't like the *w r i t e r* word!

Lee Noga from leenoga.com says: "Luke always lands on his feet, I have NO worries."

So Lensman, when is Luke returning? I need my gossip fix, and nobody does it better than Luke. He mixes the real with the unreal. And Lens, he loves you! He said you were a good bossman. :thumbsup

CONFUCY FOR ADULTBEAT!

I can assure you if I started a board, I would not change, in fact, id be MORe myself, and definitely would not be doing like brad Shaw, I heard he is changing peoples posts, and just all around being a kid when it comes to some posting there.

I honestly have NEVER even read a thread on his board, and from what I have heard from others, its not worth it.

ill throw a board on that domain for shits and giggles.

i assure you I will not change ;)

you can post your most intimate thoughts there...





:thumbsup

Whats JimmyD writing about wanting Luke back after stabbing em in the back with literary pixel blades?

He on crack now?

I didn't see any reference to wanting Luke back in what Confucy posted.... :eek7

CONFUCY FOR ADULTBEAT!

Same shit different day!!! :1orglaugh

Alien, JimmyD and Luke were good friends at one time.

I think they both have a lot to say, and due to some misunderstandings, they have taken little stabs at each other in their columns. I prefer to remember the days when Luke visited Jimmy's movie sets, and they had great fun. I'm sure those days will return.

You know what it is like when you are off the boards. People don't bring their entire lives to pornboards. Lots of stuff is happening every day which is *off the record*...there's that phrase again! OFF THE RECORD!

Loryn, hello.

Why don't you put on your *w r i t e r* hat and fill in for Luke.

Can you cut & paste? There you go!

booorrrring

High Quality, I would consider changing your name. I just scanned your last 100 posts, and you are an expert at saying three or four words and moving on.

When you start to contribute some substance to your posts, then you can call me boring.:321GFY

Of course Jimmy liked Luke on the set...

Promo, promo, promo.
$ $ $

lol are the majority of black people still live in the "hood"..!? if so.. something is wrong here... :2 cents:

No, Alien, it was more than just promo. Did you ever listen to them on the radio? They had and have very different styles, and they disagreed on many topics, but there was a special chemistry.

What's up with you? Are you free-lansing? What was it like working for FantasyMan?

I need a kiss

And therein lies the problem . . . you accept gossip as gospel, and then espouse it as such.

Stick with the facts, they may not be as exciting, but you might find reality can be quite entertaining.

are you getting paid a commission as his campaign manager?

Doggy, there is true gossip and there is false gossip.

I prefer the truth. I don't like gossip that hurts people. Some things should remain private.

I am nobody's paid messenger. I recall, bigdoggy, that you recently went from board to board talking about the klixxx article, and the O-prano webmasters called you on your bullshit. You left and came back with a new presentation about your background.

Now was that bullshit or gossip you were spreading about yourself? If you were telling the truth, why did you then change your story for O-prano?

You are so proud of your 10,000 posts, which look to me to be pure BS. It's the quality of the posts, shithead! Not one-liners to fill up your scorecard.