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punker barbie 04-27-2004 03:24 PM

Alright men, do you do this????
 
Do you leave the toilet seat up? :BangBang: LOL

Juicy D. Links 04-27-2004 03:24 PM

all the time

punker barbie 04-27-2004 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
all the time
hahaha !!!!

Devils_Child 04-27-2004 03:27 PM

I don't, I have a wife that bitches way to much about that one. Now adays i just aim and hope for the best. :1orglaugh

gornyhuy 04-27-2004 03:27 PM

Not since about a week after I got married. :1orglaugh

AMADude 04-27-2004 03:27 PM

Hell no, I hate that. :BangBang:

n3in 04-27-2004 03:28 PM

I do, probably shouldnt though

Raf1 04-27-2004 03:29 PM

Sometimes...:glugglug

porncargo 04-27-2004 03:30 PM

allways.

SykkBoy 04-27-2004 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
Do you leave the toilet seat up? :BangBang: LOL
let me guess...another woman that doesn't look before she sits down?
I'm married to one of them........

SilverTab 04-27-2004 03:31 PM

Guilty....sometimes...:winkwink:

StuartD 04-27-2004 03:31 PM

I live alone... what do you think?

chemicaleyes 04-27-2004 03:31 PM

no

Phoenix 04-27-2004 03:32 PM

i live alone so yeah:)

TheDoc 04-27-2004 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
Do you leave the toilet seat up? :BangBang: LOL
Do you leave the toilet seat DOWN?

What is the difference? One of us has to touch the lid!

baycouples 04-27-2004 03:33 PM

You don't "leave" it up - you "keep" it up - big difference as "leaving" it up assumes that it's its unnatural position and it's not!

It's like asking if you leave a condom on all day long. Toilet seat much like a condom should only be applied when you're actually using it.

detoxed 04-27-2004 03:33 PM

no, just makes the bathroom look dirty for some reason

punker barbie 04-27-2004 03:34 PM

You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

punker barbie 04-27-2004 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheDoc
Do you leave the toilet seat DOWN?

What is the difference? One of us has to touch the lid!

babe ther is no need for me to touch the seat other than if its up than down :)

James White 04-27-2004 03:35 PM

I do sometimes.

NickPapageorgio 04-27-2004 03:35 PM

Not only do I leave it up. But I make sure I wipe a little booger on it before I leave it up.:drinkup

TheDoc 04-27-2004 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

What I hate is when I wake up in the middle of the night, stagger into the bathroom to unload and boom... my feet get wet cause the wife left the seat down. :)

CDSmith 04-27-2004 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
Automatically we assume the seat is down,
Root of the problem right there. We guys don't automatically assume the seat is up when WE pee, why would you ladies assume that it is down when YOU pee??





For the record I live alone, but am one of those guys that likes to sit his ass down while taking a leak, so my toilet can be labeled as "Woman-friendly" :D


My bed is woman-friendly as well if anyone's interested.

punker barbie 04-27-2004 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheDoc
What I hate is when I wake up in the middle of the night, stagger into the bathroom to unload and boom... my feet get wet cause the wife left the seat down. :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

kelly 04-27-2004 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

LMAO - that is so true, then you feel all dirty and have to shower and get back into bed wide awake and feeling damp!

WebTitan 04-27-2004 03:39 PM

never leave it UP.

not so must out of curtesy, just hate walking in and looking at the toilet water...pet peeve i guess.

HEARTBREAKER 04-27-2004 03:39 PM

i hate to see our toilet seat up...:winkwink:

B40 04-27-2004 03:39 PM

Unless I'm taking a shit...

punker barbie 04-27-2004 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Root of the problem right there. We guys don't automatically assume the seat is up when WE pee, why would you ladies assume that it is down when YOU pee??





For the record I live alone, but am one of those guys that likes to sit his ass down while taking a leak, so my toilet can be labeled as "Woman-friendly" :D


My bed is woman-friendly as well if anyone's interested.

true that, not going to deny that aspect of the situation like i said we assume......


so your bed is Women friendly is it, thats always a good thing!!!!
*wink wink* xoxo

StuartD 04-27-2004 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

Imagine going into the washroom and you just wanna do is take a quick piss.
Then later you have to go in to sit on the toilet seat and you can feel droplets on your legs... cause the seat was down earlier when you took a leak.

Or better yet, you're standing there taking a leak... and lean a little too far left or right and suddenly your getting piss splatter on your legs and walls and stuff. Cause you were expecting the seat to be up.

:winkwink:

MaDalton 04-27-2004 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!
the question is: why do you assume that the seat is down when you live with your b/f and he leaves the seat up all the time???

after the first time holding the ass in the water i would always check that. :1orglaugh

but it has the advantage that your ass is definitely clean after that :Graucho

Mr Pheer 04-27-2004 03:40 PM

Sometimes I forget and leave it up. But my wife doesnt bitch, if its up she just puts it down. If its down, I put it up.

Its just a toilet seat, hardly worth arguing over or even mentioning. I dunno why some people have so many problems with it.

asuna 04-27-2004 03:41 PM

learn to pee standing up, or wear a diaper

TurboAngel 04-27-2004 03:41 PM

This has been the topic of a few fight's between Turboface and I, I like the lid put down BEFOR the toilet is flushed.

:2 cents:

Wicked Temptress 04-27-2004 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

:1orglaugh Man I hate that! That's why it's good to have two bathrooms.... one for them and one for us. That way we're both happy. :Graucho

SykkBoy 04-27-2004 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

imagine THIS
it's the middle of the night and we want to take a quick pee...we get in the bathroom and stand somehwre in the vicinity of the poilet and let her fly...well, sometimes, it splits into two streams and occasionally it'll just spray out more than come out in a solid stream...also imagine standing above the bowl and trying to aim everything into that little hole...

I hate though when my wife gets back in bed and slaps me in the head while I'm sleeping because get got wet-assed again...

well, there's a little lightswitch to the left when she enters the bathroom..it's not hard to flick it on and do a quick surface glance...

TurboAngel 04-27-2004 03:42 PM

This has been the topic of a few fight's between Turboface and I, I like the lid put down BEFOR the toilet is flushed. I don't mind lifting the lid.

:2 cents:

TheDoc 04-27-2004 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
For the record.. We put the seat and lid down.

Having it up is bad Feng Shui, means you are flushing your money down the toilet

C_U_Next_Tuesday 04-27-2004 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

got three sons and a hubby.. been there, the worst part is that the toilet rim has all kinds of piss and what not on it... ugh

punker barbie 04-27-2004 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
imagine THIS

I hate though when my wife gets back in bed and slaps me in the head while I'm sleeping because get got wet-assed again...

LOL, thats too funny!!!! :1orglaugh


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