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dougeetx 04-25-2004 12:34 PM

Why Don't White People Wash Their Hands After Using The Bathroom?
 
I've noticed that for a while now. Even after they take a dump, they still don't wash their hands??!! What's up with that? You need to listen to some Outkast if you think your shit smells like roses!

jojojo 04-25-2004 12:35 PM

I don't wash my hands after I piss cuz my cock is clean and I tend to not piss all over my hands while I go

69pornlinks 04-25-2004 12:36 PM

I raely notice what others do, i usually wash my hands before taking a leak...my dick is clean, my hands are not

PMGames 04-25-2004 12:36 PM

Got a better one for you....

Why don't people wash their hands before taking a piss...think about that one....you touch all kinds of shit then you stick your hand right on your dick to piss.......we actually did a survey on this for our magazine. You really don't want to know the HIGH percentage of people that don't wash either way. lol.

baddog 04-25-2004 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 69pornlinks
I raely notice what others do, i usually wash my hands before taking a leak...my dick is clean, my hands are not
minus the typo

TurboAngel 04-25-2004 12:40 PM

I wash my hands.


:thumbsup

Monique Niccole 04-25-2004 12:43 PM

Why do ignorant people ask dumb-ass questions about white (or black) people?

Quit worrying about white people and concentrate on washing your own goddamn hands.

:321GFY

WebTitan 04-25-2004 12:44 PM

some of US do

The Truth Hurts 04-25-2004 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dougeetx
I've noticed that for a while now. Even after they take a dump, they still don't wash their hands??!!
Stop hanging around with dirtbags.

I wash frequently...
After every piss...
After every shit...
after touching anything that could even remotely have dirt on it.
After every cigarette...
After eating anything...
and pretty much almost every time I pass a sink...

it's a borderline disorder for me.

kmanrox 04-25-2004 01:06 PM

why do black men smell like fecal matter? don't they use deodorant?


what an ig'nant statement to make...


why dont black men eat pussy?


why dont black men eat pork?

why dont black men learn to speak english?

why dont black men keep AIDS to themselves?

why dont black men spend more money on their car and less on their stereos?

why don't black men have savings accounts?

why do black only bang fat white girls?

why don't black men stop overcrowding our jails and leave some room for whitey?

why don't black men stop whining about everything that doesnt go there why?

why do black men throw their 40 ounce bottles on my lawn during black college reunion, but no white college kids do?


let's get all of our ig'nance out.... let em rip

CrazyNakedChick 04-25-2004 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
Stop hanging around with dirtbags.

I wash frequently...
After every piss...
After every shit...
after touching anything that could even remotely have dirt on it.
After every cigarette...
After eating anything...
and pretty much almost every time I pass a sink...

it's a borderline disorder for me.

:thumbsup

not only do i wash my hands several times per day (more when i have been out in public), i also carry around a tub of disinfectant hand wipes in my vehicle and purell in my purse.

CDSmith 04-25-2004 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jojojo
I don't wash my hands after I piss cuz my cock is clean and I tend to not piss all over my hands while I go
This is why urine gets in those mints at restaurants.

What makes you think your cock is clean? Piss is not clean, your cock being in your pants for hours doesn't preserve cleanliness, and it is proven medically that washing one's hands often throughout the day helps prevent the spread of germs and bacteria that cause infection. E coli is a big deadly one that simple handwashing can prevent.


What is so hard about taking 30 seconds to wash your fucking hands?



This is why after I shake hands with someone I go wash up first chance I get.

ipc 04-25-2004 01:19 PM

i have clean penis, cleaner than my hands :)

cosis 04-25-2004 01:21 PM

What I dont understand is why do most bathroom have a handle to pull the door out when you leave? If you just washed your hands the last thing you want to have to do is touch a dirty ass door handle that hundreds of people who didn't wash their hands and just touched their cocks have handled. They need more doors that you can push with your foot to open.

rowan 04-25-2004 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cosis
What I dont understand is why do most bathroom have a handle to pull the door out when you leave? If you just washed your hands the last thing you want to have to do is touch a dirty ass door handle that hundreds of people who didn't wash their hands and just touched their cocks have handled. They need more doors that you can push with your foot to open.
I was thinking about this the other day, but more for home (I rarely use public toilets).

You need the basin INSIDE the toilet space. Automatic soap dispenser and taps, then you flush the toilet AFTER you've washed your hands. Nothing gets touched between your wiping your backside and washing your hands.

Of course, that only works if everyone follows the discipline of washing your hands as soon as you stand up...

I can't imagine the amount of shit (no pun intended) that is on flush buttons and toilet doors. I have to 'remind' my wife half the time to wash her hands when she gets up for a midnight piss. :uhoh

69pornlinks 04-25-2004 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
why do black men smell like fecal matter? don't they use deodorant?


what an ig'nant statement to make...


why dont black men eat pussy?


why dont black men eat pork?

why dont black men learn to speak english?

why dont black men keep AIDS to themselves?

why dont black men spend more money on their car and less on their stereos?

why don't black men have savings accounts?

why do black only bang fat white girls?

why don't black men stop overcrowding our jails and leave some room for whitey?

why don't black men stop whining about everything that doesnt go there why?

why do black men throw their 40 ounce bottles on my lawn during black college reunion, but no white college kids do?


let's get all of our ig'nance out.... let em rip

yes.
sort of.
why? we blow out backs, not lick cats.
filty animal. high blood pressure. strokes. etc.
we do. it's callled broken nglish.
huh?
so you can feel the bass blocks away.
fuck banks. use shoe boxes.
plead the 5th.
how else can you get a college education without loan obligations
that's the america way.
they didn't watch MTV back then?

cool, :glugglug

directfiesta 04-25-2004 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cosis
What I dont understand is why do most bathroom have a handle to pull the door out when you leave? If you just washed your hands the last thing you want to have to do is touch a dirty ass door handle that hundreds of people who didn't wash their hands and just touched their cocks have handled. They need more doors that you can push with your foot to open.
At last, someone other than me realize that. i normally wash my hands, and I then keep a paper towel to use to open the door, discarding it once open... But I am fucked when they have only hand dryer ....

cosis 04-25-2004 01:27 PM

I never have and never will take a shit in a public restroom :)

69pornlinks 04-25-2004 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cosis
What I dont understand is why do most bathroom have a handle to pull the door out when you leave? If you just washed your hands the last thing you want to have to do is touch a dirty ass door handle that hundreds of people who didn't wash their hands and just touched their cocks have handled. They need more doors that you can push with your foot to open.
what i do is use a paper towel, but if the garbage is too far away, i use the upper part of the handle, you know where it loop out at..i find most people don't use that part...

TurboAngel 04-25-2004 01:30 PM

When we go out to eat I go and wash my hands, boy don't let there be no soap if I can't wash my hands you know the cook can't wash his!


:winkwink:

Nanda 04-25-2004 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
:thumbsup

not only do i wash my hands several times per day (more when i have been out in public), i also carry around a tub of disinfectant hand wipes in my vehicle and purell in my purse.

:thumbsup I do the same, wash my hands a few times a day, I don't eat anything with my hands unless I have to. I carry disinfected wipes and purell in my purse....:winkwink:
But I am not white..

CDSmith 04-25-2004 01:32 PM

Hit any bar on a busy night, go take a leak, and chances are out of any 10 guys in the can at the same time, I'll be the only one washing my fucking hands after draining the weasel.

Unreal.



People are fucking slobs in this world. Drunk piss-covered unwashed slobs.

WASH YOUR HANDS!

CrazyNakedChick 04-25-2004 01:36 PM

i rarely use public restrooms, i'll hold it till i get home or go outside if possible (haha). if i am eating at a restaurant i'll discreetly use Purell under the table instead of using the bathroom to wash my hands.

those commercial high pressure toilets expel huge amounts of ecoli when they flush - it gets all over everything, including the toilet paper right next to the toilet.

don't get me started on how filthy most hotel rooms are!

CDSmith 04-25-2004 01:43 PM

I don't see this as a black-white issue either. Plenty of black guys leave the washroom after doing their bidness without giving their hands a quick scrub.


It's about idiocy, not skin color.

Rochard 04-25-2004 01:47 PM

Funny how you make a stink about washing your hands after peeing, but yet you don't wash up after your lips touch the one spot in the world where there are more germs than any other place combined.

Think about that the next time you eat out a woman.

ubermailer 04-25-2004 01:47 PM

What doesn't kill ya only makes you stronger :)

I'll pee on my hands then pat you on the back and you'll never know. Your immune system will thank me later.

Seriously, whats up with all the pussy ass males i'm seeing lately?

Raf1 04-25-2004 02:03 PM

I wash my hands... :glugglug

CDSmith 04-25-2004 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ubermailer
What doesn't kill ya only makes you stronger :)

I'll pee on my hands then pat you on the back and you'll never know. Your immune system will thank me later.

Seriously, whats up with all the pussy ass males i'm seeing lately?

You mean the pussy ass males who don't have the sense to clean up after taking a leak? :1orglaugh

escorpio 04-25-2004 02:24 PM

Because there's a BLACK guy in the restroom and we gotta GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE before he ROBS us!

The Heron 04-25-2004 02:24 PM

Urine is sterile, so I see less need to wash my hands after taking a piss then at other times. Washing after pooping makes sense if you get fecal matter on your hands but if not I see less reason to bother then too. The nasty ass handle on the paper dispenser and door handle just get your hands dirty again anyways.

kmanrox 04-25-2004 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Funny how you make a stink about washing your hands after peeing, but yet you don't wash up after your lips touch the one spot in the world where there are more germs than any other place combined.

Think about that the next time you eat out a woman.

can i toss your salad?

escorpio 04-25-2004 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
i rarely use public restrooms, i'll hold it till i get home or go outside if possible (haha). if i am eating at a restaurant i'll discreetly use Purell under the table instead of using the bathroom to wash my hands.

those commercial high pressure toilets expel huge amounts of ecoli when they flush - it gets all over everything, including the toilet paper right next to the toilet.

don't get me started on how filthy most hotel rooms are!

Do the letters OCD mean anything to you?

CDSmith 04-25-2004 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Heron
Urine is sterile, so I see less need to wash my hands after taking a piss then at other times. Washing after pooping makes sense if you get fecal matter on your hands but if not I see less reason to bother then too. The nasty ass handle on the paper dispenser and door handle just get your hands dirty again anyways.
Urine is not sterile. You really need to go slap the idiot that told you that. Urine contains all sorts of things, disease can be transmitted via urine, and unless you have high tech equipment in your bathroom that can detect what's on your hands after taking a piss or a dump, I'd suggest you wise up, quit being a lazy fuck, and take the 30 seconds and wash your hands.



It ain't rocket science people.

Nicky 04-25-2004 05:31 PM

wtf, I always wash my hands after ive been to the bathroom......

DWB 04-25-2004 06:00 PM

Unless I pee on my hands, or touch the shitter... no need to wash.

CDSmith 04-25-2004 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Unless I pee on my hands, or touch the shitter... no need to wash.
Whatever.


Some people just don't get it. Others will never get it.

evildick 04-25-2004 06:30 PM

Stop hanging out in Crackton. The white people in good neighbourhoods wash their hands after they piss.

KittyLix 04-25-2004 06:38 PM

stupid thread:2 cents:

LadyMischief 04-25-2004 06:40 PM

I am obsessive about washing my hands, especially with the baby around. But with kids and whatnot, it's much easier to prevent illness in everyone to keep clean. The kids are also very very good about washing their hands, so that's a good thing :)

CDSmith 04-25-2004 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
I am obsessive about washing my hands, especially with the baby around. But with kids and whatnot, it's much easier to prevent illness in everyone to keep clean. The kids are also very very good about washing their hands, so that's a good thing :)
You're lucky....... no, you're a sensible parent that teaches her kids to wash their hands. Nice to see it.

If more parents out there did that there would be less kids bringing home colds and flu's for their parents and siblings to catch, resulting in less overuse of antibiotics which would be a good thing for the entire world.

My niece has two small kids, and their little family constantly has colds, sniffles, flu's, germs etc etc.... constantly. I made the mistake of tasting my niece's drink a few years ago at Christmas, at her request, and I was sick for a month with a rotten flu because of it.


Sad to see not everyone can figure out that more handwashing is a GOOD thing rather than a chore. Fits in with my ongoing theory that people, in general, are stupid.


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