This chick wont LEAVE, she thinks it was more than a one nighter
 

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What part of "Thanks it was great last night , now if you dont mind you know where the door is" doesnt she understand?

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Pics?

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The don't mind part.

Juicy everyone wants a piece of you. Juicy's got a girlfriend Juicy's got a girlfriend.

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Pics pics pics. :)

I bet you feel like a coyote in a bear trap right about now...

Thinking about chewing off your arm to get free...

See sig.

see if u can get her to clean your house

Fuck she is crying now , saying that she always meets the wrong guys and always gets played this chick is http://gl4l.com/smilies/whacko.gif

when will you learn to NOT bring them home? now the crazy bitch knows where you live man, NEVER bring them home unless you plan on introducing them to mom too :Graucho

Tell her you have work to do and say you have to go.

Fuck let me see if i can get her to leave, Ill be back in a few hope she doesnt start breaking shit http://gl4l.com/smilies/rant_yellow.gif

Make sure she pays you before leaving!

Probably be a bunny boiling on the stove when you get back :warning

damn juicy is such the heartbreaker....yo teach me some techniques d00d :helpme

tell her the exterminator is on the way and if she wants to live she should leave before her and the rest of the pests are killed :glugglug

real live drama or just next of your thousands sigwhoring threads? :1orglaugh
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she wants Juicy babies

Juicy why are you talking about our relationship on GFY? You know that I am with child and I am naming it Juicy Jr. lol

Sounds like she's after half the Juicy Juice family fortune.

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Sounds like your typical damaged goods bitch looking for someone to cling onto.

so get her to do your laundry and clean the house.

Everyone should have a camera on their cell phone for situations like this

You could tell her if she wants to stay that she should cook, clean and become content

Open the front hahahahahaha a little...
Go out into the street... (leave doors open)
Whistle loudly and keep patting your leg
When she bounds out to the street... throw a stick HARD
As she is chasing the stick...
Run inside, securing the doors as you go!
Ignore the scratching and whimpering at the front door

If scratching continues more than an hour...
Call the pound and report a stray!

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Geeze Juicy just pull the plug let the air out and put her back in the drawer. Its no big deal!:1orglaugh

These names are available...

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been there done that....

this chick also told me that she loved me and if I wont be with her she would kill herself.....
crazy bitches.

haha keep us updated :thumbsup

Cute.

haha, I had a girl like that a few weeks ago, then she wouldn't leave, and she seen the mess in the kitchen, did all the dishes, then she showed up again that night with an 8 pack of beer just for me, it was sweet, then I got drunk and kicked her out....She's fucking crazy.

So you are in the middle of a tearful emotional episode with this girl and you keep saying "Hold on a minute, I gotta post something on GFY."????

thats fucking it

Better her crying about getting played, then crying about how she always meets the guys with the small penii'

GFY is more important than a chick

indeed

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