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graphicsbytia 03-31-2004 08:16 AM

what kind of things have you sold in your life?
 
I've been in sales for the last 30+ years, I've sold vacuum cleaners, furniture, antiques, kitchen design, flooring, antiques, and a few other things.

What kind of things have you all sold in other jobs?

Corleone 03-31-2004 08:16 AM

burgers at mcdonalds :thumbsup for 3 months

Frank The Tank 03-31-2004 08:17 AM

Potatoes , household items , raffle cards , computers , my granny , telephones ,cell phones

okny 03-31-2004 08:18 AM

The only thing i did as far as selling before this was stocks.

born4porn 03-31-2004 08:19 AM

everything I sold led me to porn! :glugglug

peteinoz 03-31-2004 08:26 AM

when I was in school i grabbed a bunch of leaves and put it in a bag and sold it to him for $30.00

:)

polish_aristocrat 03-31-2004 08:28 AM

Why do you assume that everyone here had been actually seling something?
Maybe some people worked as teachers or scientists before they online porn career.

stephanie m. 03-31-2004 08:29 AM

Food, at sonic when I was in high school:)

TheGoldenChild 03-31-2004 08:42 AM

Men's clothes
Cell Phones ( back in the day of the the 3 watt Uniden's with the huge battery packs)
pictures door to door
Pay Phones
sex toys
penis enlargement pills
security systems
aluminum siding
vinyl replacement windows
records/ music
radio ads
various paysite programs
Nu Skin (MLM)
Dri Wash (MLM)
long distance and Local service for at&t
hosting
cleaning supplies and urinal mints....
phone systems LAN/ WAN
As a headhunter I sold people all day... for a month :-))




but most importantly I sell myself everyday,.......



:thumbsup

Mike-BP 03-31-2004 08:44 AM

only sold porn :thumbsup

shogun3k 03-31-2004 08:49 AM

porn > vacuum cleaners!

Corleone 03-31-2004 08:51 AM

I went from standin on the corner sellin cocaine
To building sites all the day and let the checkwriters writing my name
To be precise making cash is the light of my life
You frontin like you trife but never made a sale in your life

:1orglaugh

LauraLee 03-31-2004 08:52 AM

my soul :helpme

graphicsbytia 03-31-2004 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Why do you assume that everyone here had been actually seling something?
Maybe some people worked as teachers or scientists before they online porn career.

I wasn't assuming everyone had sold something, but as you can see, a lot of people in this business are former salesmen.. being interested in selling is definitely a plus in porn

graphicsbytia 03-31-2004 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Why do you assume that everyone here had been actually seling something?
Maybe some people worked as teachers or scientists before they online porn career.

what line of work are/were you in polish_aristocrat?

Corleone 03-31-2004 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Why do you assume that everyone here had been actually seling something?
Maybe some people worked as teachers or scientists before they online porn career.

then you sold "knowledge" :)

netstarz 03-31-2004 09:07 AM

Religious Books
Log Houses
Lumber
Now Porn

Porn is by FAR the most honest of business I have been involved in. lol With religious books being the most crooked.

Raf1 03-31-2004 09:29 AM

Only porn :)

myjah 03-31-2004 09:30 AM

I've sold timeshares, postage machines, shoes, womens clothing

High Quality 03-31-2004 09:31 AM

Porn is the only thing I've pushed.

Ross 03-31-2004 09:32 AM

I sold mobile fones when I was 16 years old and I was the third top salesperson in the company. I only worked part time as I was still at school. Says a lot for the full time workers doesn't it! :winkwink:

Evelyn 03-31-2004 09:34 AM

I sold my liver and bought a whiskey barrel to replace it!
Works pretty good too. Holds 14 times as much alcohol and my metabolism doesn't have to work as hard!

graphicsbytia 03-31-2004 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
I sold my liver and bought a whiskey barrel to replace it!
Works pretty good too. Holds 14 times as much alcohol and my metabolism doesn't have to work as hard!

hmm.. I tried to find that funny.. but being recovered myself, I just couldn't.. been there, done that ;)

Evelyn 03-31-2004 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by graphicsbytia


hmm.. I tried to find that funny.. but being recovered myself, I just couldn't.. been there, done that ;)

It's not funny. Alcoholism is a nasty disease that is killing me and my father(currently comatose in the intensive care unit).

Sarcasm, sardonism, pessimism....these are my ways of handling the situations. It was only meant as uneasy humour...I'm sorry if I offended you or anyone struggling with this disease. In all honesty, it is not something to be taken lightly.

MaDalton 03-31-2004 09:53 AM

dentist equipment :)

SykkBoy 03-31-2004 09:55 AM

"party supplies"
ad specs
vitamins
oil/gas leases
sports services/picks
wireless cable licenses
computers
food (was a chef for years)
ice sculptures
halloween masks (when I was a kid, I created and sold my own halloween masks)
a book myself and a couple friends wrote about cheap special effects for haunted houses (sold it through classified ads in the back of the Enquirer, Fangoria magazine and horror/sci-fi trade shows)
newspaper subscriptions

amongst many other items

Lucy 03-31-2004 10:00 AM

I usted to work in a company with furniture, so I sold a lots of furniture and some cars also.

Chris E 03-31-2004 10:00 AM

My soul. :(

badmunchkin 03-31-2004 10:12 AM

In a past life I sold vacation cruise packages, medical supplies, investment software, magazines, rebate books, fundraising for the police & firefighters & set appointments for pest control, water purification & funeral home sales. :1orglaugh

Damn, I haven't thought about that shit in a while. Man, that's depressing. :helpme :( :1orglaugh

raceman 03-31-2004 10:16 AM

Ive sold everything, if its not bolted down in my place I'll sell it.

I'll even sell you lot if i get a bidder

:thumbsup

graphicsbytia 03-31-2004 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn


It's not funny. Alcoholism is a nasty disease that is killing me and my father(currently comatose in the intensive care unit).

Sarcasm, sardonism, pessimism....these are my ways of handling the situations. It was only meant as uneasy humour...I'm sorry if I offended you or anyone struggling with this disease. In all honesty, it is not something to be taken lightly.

oh hon.. I wasn't offended in the least bit!.. I was just picking up on what you were saying, and feeling sorry for you, because I know how hard it is. Sometimes I think if people bring something up like that, it means they want to talk about it.. I know I did, and talking about it is what helped me stop

graphicsbytia 03-31-2004 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by raceman
Ive sold everything, if its not bolted down in my place I'll sell it.

I'll even sell you lot if i get a bidder

:thumbsup

I've thought about getting a bumper sticker before that says, "everything I own is for sale" :1orglaugh

modelgigtalent 03-31-2004 11:25 AM

I owned a baseball card shop and also a video store before.

pornkitten 03-31-2004 11:26 AM

Ive sold my soul and my nude pictures which is why I think we will do well

EZRhino 03-31-2004 11:42 AM

office supplies
toys
computers
cell phones
souls
porno
and
UPS batteries

Cyborg 2.0 03-31-2004 11:43 AM

i sold ice cream when i was little :)

iFliPcEss 03-31-2004 11:46 AM

i sold designers, developers, webmasters...

swedguy 03-31-2004 11:47 AM

The worst thing I have sold in my whole life was...

..frozen meat from the back of a van :1orglaugh


I was waiting for my visa and was not able to work. No money left so I had to find something to do. Down in San Jose, CA there was this guy that had 5-6 vans with a big freezer in the back. It was just to drive around in the suburbs and sell meat to people.
Fucking worst thing I have ever done :1orglaugh

graphicsbytia 03-31-2004 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by swedguy
The worst thing I have sold in my whole life was...

..frozen meat from the back of a van :1orglaugh


I was waiting for my visa and was not able to work. No money left so I had to find something to do. Down in San Jose, CA there was this guy that had 5-6 vans with a big freezer in the back. It was just to drive around in the suburbs and sell meat to people.
Fucking worst thing I have ever done :1orglaugh

I admire your resourcefulness.. some people would just sit and cry about it.. you didn't do that.. wtg ;)

Screaming 03-31-2004 01:03 PM

not a sales man, wish i was but i cant do it


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