The scariest fucking thing happened to me last night
 

Holy fucking shit...I couldn't fall asleep so I went downstairs to read on the sofa. I reached to turn on the light and saw an old woman talking to one of my cats. I almost fucking died...I froze and asked her what the fuck she was doing...she turned to me and vanished. holy shit...I ran back upstairs and woke my wife up shaking and we had a long talk. I guess she has seen her before but didn't want to tell me. I'm fucking scared shitless now...anone here ever see a ghost?

smoke more herbs man.

she'll talk to you eventually

You on ludes?

:1orglaugh

She will kill you in your sleep.

I have ghosts

freaky :glugglug

postcount = credibility

sorry bro, you got none :1orglaugh

Was she saying:

"Help me Obi-wan, you are our only hope!"


:1orglaugh

Once the switch of a light in my living room kept going back on after I had turned it off and begun to move away from it.

Mushrooms can make ones life much more interesting.

wtf you even scaring me

:eek2 :eek2 :eek2 :helpme

Did you hit it?

ROFLMAO


BIG B

heyhe

very.

My cat seemed freaked out and scared. This would explain why some items in our house have mysteriously broken.....fuck though, this is scary as hell. I never believed in this shit, really. :uhoh :helpme

wow you see dead people.
gotta be the drugs :1orglaugh

leave crack

"ghosts" are real

Acid flashback

Nice story:1orglaugh

No drugs. I dont take anything.
Dont even drink much.

On a serious note, this happend to a friend of mine.

He was found dead 24 hours later.

Maybe .. ghosts are indeed real..

Were his eyes missing?

Yeah, I think it's a sign or something.
You shouldn't go to sleep ever again.

Good thinking on the part of your wife not mentioning the scary ass old demon lady hanging out at the house. I can see how she wouldn't want to trouble you with that....

rofl that is seriously true, i remember hearing about that actually..

FACE, you better watch your fucking back man.

I saw a ghost once. It flew out of the hallway.

Seriously. It was like a burst of light, flew past my head as I was turning on the light switch, and I thought it was the bulb popping/burning out. But it wasn't the light bulb, it was fine and worked the next day.

Fletch saw it too, so it wasn't the booze and weed. :1orglaugh

In fact he saw it from a different angle than I did. It was like a ghost bird thing.

I wish it would appear more often. :(

I smell bullshit

I'm a certified paranormal expert. For $400 I will come to your house, do a full evaluation and communicate with the apparhition for you.

try having a ghost on your bed leaning over you about a foot away from your face ..then talk to me about being scared. :glugglug

Face..burn some SANDALWOOD insence in your home. This will calm the spirit..if indeed you do have on in your home. They are not there to frighten you..rather, to relay a message so they may pass on to the other realm. They are kind of stuck in limbo until they pass on the message--then there souls may rest. Don't be frightened.

incubus.

TTIWWOP!

Maybe the ghost wants a geo-targetting script? I wonder where she could buy one for a good reasonable price?

ghosts can sense fear... so when you lay in bed at night... you can't let those thoughts get to you... you know the thoughts i'm referring to... demonic entities roaming within your house, through your walls... above your head, under your bed... angry, evil, apparitions that know you know they're there... waiting to rip your fucking head off.

don't think those things and you'll be fine.

Have you watched Gothika lately? :Oh crap

If it happens again,have the balls and try to talk to her.

I'm seriously interested in this.


Take care man,

JOKER

Yeah, that pissed me off, and I asked her about that...she said the first time she thought she was dreaming or wasn't certain...the second time she just didn't want to scare me.


To all the jokers: I was fucking REAL.
100% of you would shit your pants if you saw it.

Ha, I don't see why people find it scary, I mean now you know there's something after death. If you're not religous that is.