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Fletch secret:

Learn how to cook you lazy bastards.

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Everytime I wanna cook something she don't want to eat ... This is getting annoying !

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saying "get on your knees bitch" works good enough for me

i am the most terrible cook in the world

I just cooked salmon for my girl and made a salad with homeade dressing and shrimp.

chicks like guys who can cook.

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yeah its amazing what homeless people will do for a meal isnt it?

After you live with someone for a few years, this techinique starts to wear out. ;)

And im not talking about blowjob from the talent.

Im talking about living with someone you care about not some trash whore



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Geez... you're overpaying.

Good point Fletch a nice dinner will get you places these days :glugglug

i have to remind myself most of the "boys" on this board still live at home and have NO CLUE what I am talking about ;)



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i was always more of a 'get in the car, pick up some take out before she wakes up' kinda guy.

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Yeah sure, but after 10 years and 2 kids she'll just start demanding the 4 star dinners, call you names like Breakfast Bitch and blow you only when she wants to, chicks are all the same :(

Solid advice, everytime I've cooked for a girl its been great, doesn't hurt that I'm not bad in the kitchen either :winkwink:

I have lived with my girl for over 6 years now.

Dont have kids and neither of us want them.

My girl is NOT the same. She and I are both more worried about tattoos than kids.

Punk rock girls. Period.

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lol

Dont worry man, Ill cook some salmon for you too ;)

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That also works, as long as you feed them.

hahaha

true dat.

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Either that or join the circus! they will teach you how to blow yourself!:Graucho

Don't include me in the general consensus. I'm a good cooker.

Same here, I cook multiple times a week for me and my girl.

Love to cook, always have.

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Or massage.

good one

it does help to wine and dine

I'm a pretty good cook. I don't know how to cook that many different things, but the few things I do cook I do very well.

I hate fast food, microwave meals and bad cooking. I grew up with an old fashioned Italian mom that was an AWESOME cook.

Now that I'm on my own I still cook homemade QUALITY meals daily. And I'm not talking about crazy ass 2 hours cooked meals. Some pasta, steak and vegies is super simple.

And the crazy part is that I can eat A LOT, probably more than most here, yet I'm perfectly fit and not fat in the least. I think the homemade part is what does it. Even someone making "pasta" usually does it with shitty ass store bought "Preggo" sauce. Not me. My stuff is all homemade.

Yup, women are impressed by guys that cook... and to really step it up a notch you do it my way and cook a good meal WITHOUT using any premade ingrediants like "store bought sauce" etc.. Make it all from scratch.

Time for lunch.. I'm starved. :thumbsup

rofl

I love a guy who can cook. Because anything I have to cook, you won't want to eat. :winkwink:

haha. i'm working at a big industry kitchen.

*lol*That one was good :1orglaugh

Oh, yeah!!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup

I can cook but she never wants me too ...

I cook.. but it don't get me head... lol

no clue man.

maybe its some submliminaly way of saying she doesnt want to suck you off anymore? ;)

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I'm at fucking work and she's telling me that she dosen't know what to eat ... when I'm there I offer her to cook like 50 different things and she never wants anything . Next thing I know is that 2 hours later she's doing what I wanted to do for herself and don't even ask me if I want some ... lol

It's funny. Because I know how to cook and always eat well... for me it's a major turn of when a girl can't cook a thing. She doesn't need to be a gourmet chef or anyting, but I hate your typcal girl that thinks cooking is pressing start on the mircrowave.

Sounds corny i guess... but when I have kids I'd like to know my wife can at least give them a good meal and not have to rely on me 24/7.

I've rarely met a women that cooks.

Nop she only wants to eat very specific things at very specific moments ... One minute she don't want nothign and 5 minutes later she want cheeze with strawberries .

You mean you love girls who can cook you Kraft Dinner ? (If they don't use the microwave !)

I can get head by THREATENING to cook. :1orglaugh