I want to have SEX so badly, but I can't. . .
 

must. . . .wait . . . till . . .marriage. . .

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:eek7 How old are you?

Only ignorants wait till marriage

buy a fleshlight

I'm a 21-year-old virgin

Wanna get married?

For god's sake! Somebody hand me a firehose and a shovel! This is pilling up WAY too deep and high!


I hope you were grinning when you typed that!



Next time I see you I'm going to swat your butt for that one....:)

Are you rich and attractive?

in my experience, most girls that are 21 and virgins, ar virgins because nobody wants to fuck them

I will bend over, many, many times.

God help you....No one else will at this point...lol :1orglaugh

:Graucho Pics?

pick me! you only have to relocate to Miami

please tell me your joking

ugh! I HATE Miami!

Hey...find your own virgins :feels-hot :BangBang:

I couldn't wait 21 years... it's been 12 hours and I'm horny again...

:(

I'm very fuckable. . .

It's a nice place, I just hate the people. Hard adjustment coming from canada where everyone is nice.

So what's your reason then?

thats why i said most. and even made it all bold and stuff, anyway, wanna fuck?

I dunno. . I guess I just never met anyone I liked enough to have sex with.

I seriously hope that you are kidding. Otherwise its pretty sad.

I forsee 50 replies to this statement ;)

Pics? :glugglug

since when do you have to like someone? :1orglaugh

show me pics and ill give you an honest assessment of your looks. :Graucho

Oh my.....

Ok guys....I'm just telling ya'. I know this girl.....she is young, and very cute, and very sassy, and a nice little bod......


AND SO NOT A VIRGIN!!!!!


I know that she has such a sh*t eating grin on her face right now

You ruined my fantasy :feels-hot

Where in miami are you?

I don't mean that she is some kind of used up slut or something....she is not at ALL!

but....not pure as the driven snow either:2 cents:

Thanks for the compliment, but I SO AM. Why would I lie? :angel

In North Miami....about 20 minutes form South beach and 20 minutes from Fort lauderdale.

If you know the area....it's 135th street, east of Biscayne.....right on the water.


But my office is in Fort Lauiderdale, on Commercial

I'm not going to say one fucking word.

I'm not talking about you......I'm talking about YourSexySecrets

u just said 8 words, not counting your sig

ah that makes more sense :thumbsup

Thank you Mike, :winkwink: :thumbsup

YourSexySecrets in any time you can fuck some cheap ugly bimbos :)

actually, don't tell anyone, but in Vegas, I slept with Sperbonzo. Sssshhh don't tell anyone. :winkwink:

This thread really needs a pic....