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BradM 02-29-2004 04:16 PM

Tips to ensure you have a popular thread:
 
What makes a popular thread you ask?

It's simple. I can outline the basics of making an "xbox winner" material thread.
Pay attention and use these tips.

1) Create an attractive subject.
- Example, include the names "AaronM, Juicylinks, Lensman, p1mpdogg" etc. An example would be: "I went to the beach... with AaronM

2) Include (pic) in the subject
This will ensure lots of pageviews and thus securing replies.

3) Make fun of someone right away even if it has nothing to do with the thread contents.

4) Expose or mention SOMEONE shaving. It doesn't matter if you don't have proof. You'll get 50 replies saying: "Proof?"

5) Reply to every post yourself personally, to ensure max bumps. Don't be shy.

6) Spam your entire ICQ list with your thread and ask people to reply. You'll get a good 5 replies out of it, which turns into 10 after your bumps.

7) Put lots of STFU and Boneprone pancake or bunny pancake pics in the thread for no reason. It's a good way to chew up bandwidth and make the thread look longer than it really is.


I will continue my lesson later, when I get 50 replies.

Scott McD 02-29-2004 04:18 PM

http://www.paulcorrigan.com/scott/thanksfortheinfo.jpg

Nicky 02-29-2004 04:18 PM

I wasnt gonna reply to this thread, but i just felt i had to say :1orglaugh

BradM 02-29-2004 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
http://www.paulcorrigan.com/scott/thanksfortheinfo.jpg
No problem. I am replying with lots of content, to make it look like I actually said something. No one reads so no one will know the wiser.

Illicit 02-29-2004 04:20 PM

very informative post ! :thumbsup

BradM 02-29-2004 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
very informative post ! :thumbsup
Thanks! You still shaving ajpiii?

D-Money 02-29-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
What makes a popular thread you ask?

It's simple. I can outline the basics of making an "xbox winner" material thread.
Pay attention and use these tips.

1) Create an attractive subject.
- Example, include the names "AaronM, Juicylinks, Lensman, p1mpdogg" etc. An example would be: "I went to the beach... with AaronM

2) Include (pic) in the subject
This will ensure lots of pageviews and thus securing replies.

3) Make fun of someone right away even if it has nothing to do with the thread contents.

4) Expose or mention SOMEONE shaving. It doesn't matter if you don't have proof. You'll get 50 replies saying: "Proof?"

5) Reply to every post yourself personally, to ensure max bumps. Don't be shy.

6) Spam your entire ICQ list with your thread and ask people to reply. You'll get a good 5 replies out of it, which turns into 10 after your bumps.

7) Put lots of STFU and Boneprone pancake or bunny pancake pics in the thread for no reason. It's a good way to chew up bandwidth and make the thread look longer than it really is.


I will continue my lesson later, when I get 50 replies.


you're on to them.

420 02-29-2004 04:22 PM

yellow dots make up the sun

BradM 02-29-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 420
yellow dots make up the sun
I hate reefer addicts.

polish_aristocrat 02-29-2004 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM

1) Create an attractive subject.
- Example, include the names "AaronM, Juicylinks, Lensman, p1mpdogg" etc. An example would be: "I went to the beach... with AaronM


using Lensman's name will only get you banned

Illicit 02-29-2004 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM


Thanks! You still shaving ajpiii?

We never shave ! Im sick you you fuckers always accusing us of shaving ! Have you any Proof ? No I dont think so ! Fuck Off :321GFY

BradM 02-29-2004 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii


We never shave ! Im sick you you fuckers always accusing us of shaving ! Have you any Proof ? No I dont think so ! Fuck Off :321GFY

Hahaha you rock dude

slackologist 02-29-2004 04:25 PM

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newbreed 02-29-2004 04:26 PM

Just a bump for you to bump.:thumbsup

BradM 02-29-2004 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newbreed
Just a bump for you to bump.:thumbsup
Perfect thanks.
How's the rash?

X-Wing 02-29-2004 04:28 PM

mmm... ok

BradM 02-29-2004 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

using Lensman's name will only get you banned


http://jasonandalex.com/images/boneprone.jpg

Illicit 02-29-2004 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM



http://jasonandalex.com/images/boneprone.jpg

stfu

the Shemp 02-29-2004 04:30 PM

indeed

BradM 02-29-2004 04:30 PM

Forgot to mention that saying shemp a bunch in a thread will set off his board tracker.
So make sure to do that so he comes in and makes your thread THAT much more golden.

the Shemp 02-29-2004 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Forgot to mention that saying shemp a bunch in a thread will set off his board tracker.
So make sure to do that so he comes in and makes your thread THAT much more golden.

indeed

jonoallan 02-29-2004 04:34 PM

this thread aint that popular

BradM 02-29-2004 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp


indeed

hahah funny we hit reply at the same time though.

Illicit 02-29-2004 04:35 PM

looks like its almost dead, quick, do something thread master !

BradM 02-29-2004 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
looks like its almost dead, quick, do something thread master !
Unfortunatly for the sake of the experiment I did not put any of my subject tips in. Or else this would have been 5 times bigger by now.

cool1 02-29-2004 04:43 PM

Need more info

BradM 02-29-2004 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Need more info
I don't know much about vaginal warts. Sorry.

woj 02-29-2004 04:44 PM

excellent thread :thumbsup

jasonir 02-29-2004 04:45 PM

Thank you for those tips.

BradM 02-29-2004 04:47 PM

Please also watch Juicylinks. Note his other personal Enrique.

You need to make 2 nicknames and have them argue with each other regularily.

KaLi 02-29-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
What makes a popular thread you ask?

It's simple. I can outline the basics of making an "xbox winner" material thread.
Pay attention and use these tips.

1) Create an attractive subject.
- Example, include the names "AaronM, Juicylinks, Lensman, p1mpdogg" etc. An example would be: "I went to the beach... with AaronM

2) Include (pic) in the subject
This will ensure lots of pageviews and thus securing replies.

3) Make fun of someone right away even if it has nothing to do with the thread contents.

4) Expose or mention SOMEONE shaving. It doesn't matter if you don't have proof. You'll get 50 replies saying: "Proof?"

5) Reply to every post yourself personally, to ensure max bumps. Don't be shy.

6) Spam your entire ICQ list with your thread and ask people to reply. You'll get a good 5 replies out of it, which turns into 10 after your bumps.

7) Put lots of STFU and Boneprone pancake or bunny pancake pics in the thread for no reason. It's a good way to chew up bandwidth and make the thread look longer than it really is.


I will continue my lesson later, when I get 50 replies.

And as for boob donations.

Enrique 02-29-2004 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Please also watch Juicylinks. Note his other personal Enrique.

You need to make 2 nicknames and have them argue with each other regularily.

:1orglaugh

BradM 02-29-2004 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KaLi
And as for boob donations.
Nice thing is in this industry it can apply to both genders.
Good point.

Illicit 02-29-2004 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Please also watch Juicylinks. Note his other personal Enrique.

You need to make 2 nicknames and have them argue with each other regularily.

enrique is juicy's personal love slave

Elli 02-29-2004 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
indeed
OMG you're killing me! That's too hilarious!

So.. Shemp sleazy Hun GreenGuy aL4a PersianKitty jjj's will help boost your post count?

Thanks for the tip!

I love name dropping :winkwink:

BradM 02-29-2004 05:09 PM

Absolutely.
And also mention extreme love fetishes for PersianKitty and Cheshire on a regular basis.
It builds a reputable name.

MrIzzz 02-29-2004 05:11 PM

http://www.mrizzz.com/pics/sheep.jpg

baddog 02-29-2004 05:15 PM

testing your theory now

BradM 02-29-2004 05:16 PM

You will get 2-3 times as many reads as any other thread.

Observing 02-29-2004 05:20 PM

Hahaha I love this thread, he is just hitting too close to home for most ppl I bet, you go girl!


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