Paris Hilton 5 Part Video either NOT her or she was 16 at the time
 

Paris Hilton Video A Hoax: (Another Mikesouth.com Exclusive):

You heard about it on Stern, you read about it at AVN and on most every other site but apparently nobody actually watched, and more inportantly LISTENED to it.

Particularly the radio in the background. There is at least one commercial which talks about Valentines day being Saturday, now assuming that the video is the real deal, the last time Valentines day was on a Saturday was 1998, which would make Paris Hilton all of 16 years old (She was born 2-17-1981) when the tape was made.

That would make everyone who watches it a pedophile. BUT fear not, you aren't, theres also a commercial for an interview between Diane Sawyer and Mel Gibson about Passion of Christ, that movie has gottan a lot of pre-release press but certainly not 6 years worth.

And farther into the video there is a commercial for the network premeire of Princess Diaries on ABC.

All of this adds up to ... it's most likely a big ass hoax, probably the additional footage was filmed with look alikes and filmed very recently at that.

Note that NOWHERE on the site that claims to have the rights to this video does it say "Paris Hilton".

Save your money y'all, better yet go spend it at www.southernbukkake.com or www.mikesouth.com, there is WAY better porn in either place!

Good job.

Nobody cares.

One hell of a hoax then

I played the part of paris hilton

There's no way it's a hoax

Mike, let me save you some time. IT"S PARIS HILTON in that video.






I already rubed out one 4 times since I got it.:thumbsup

I thought so too

i still think its her :glugglug :)

I'm flattered, you rubbed one out to me 4 times already.

nice tits


and good work by the internet matlock

Its Paris, her face is very unique.
:thumbsup

Watched parts of it again and the sound doesnt sound like it came from the cam that captured them fucking its too clean. Good job Mike

Mike you may be right.... I was watching things looked kinda wierd!

"and good work by the internet matlock"



Now THAT'S Funny

Nice Work!

sorry, I was jerking to Rick

The sound definitely isn't original, but I'd say the person encding it just fucked up and had his radio bleeding through.

How would that happen unless the encoding person had a mic on,computers dont pick up sound unless told to.

No it wouldn't --

it may make someone a sex offender but not a pedophile.

The woman in the video (whoever she may be) was clearly post-pubescent and therefore not a child.

When people get all stupid and start calling anyone 18 and up that even * gasp * looks at a 16-17 year old a pedofile, it begins to strip away for the severity of the actual crime.

So the encoding person had a mic on

Who cares? I jerked off to it.

:sleep

I want a radio that picks up 6yr old radio waves too!

what the hell are you doing trying to listen what's going on in the background and what's on the radio? you're no homo are you? not that there's anything wrong with that.
















Plus , I'm upset that duke floored didn't cut&paste your article here. :mad:

:Hollering

So you think the original capturing and editing was done yesterday?

its the real thing :thumbsup

what the hell are you doing trying to listen what's going on in the background and what's on the radio? you're no homo are you? not that there's anything wrong with that.


Plus , I'm upset that duke floored didn't cut&paste your article here.

On point one...Im a director and an editor....its first nature to catch shit thats out of place...ya even in porn

On point 2 Luke wont do that till after Sundown today...Its a jewish thing :)

I know who you are Mike. good work... are you ready to face Duke, Luke, Wankus, and others in a poker game for charity?:thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh on pegging Duck, Mike!

Also great investigative work - I doubt 99% of the people watching that video even knew there radio sound. :winkwink:

it's definately her... and she's 19 in the video. In the video she's drinking and the guy says something about her only being 19 and how she's not allowed to drink.

not to mention he calls her paris, during that scene where she's in her bikini outside... and the fact that the hiltons would not be suing if this wasn't her.

I know who you are Mike. good work... are you ready to face Duke, Luke, Wankus, and others in a poker game for charity?




Yep I been waitin for my invite.....Fayner said he'd do it too.

I actually watch like a huge huge video of the first paris video on consumptionjunction.com it was amazing. Super clear like totally upclose of here sucking cock, getting fucked It was totally great. You should check it out. Thanks MP

Also great investigative work - I doubt 99% of the people watching that video even knew there radio sound.

Thanks Peaches...ENDEAVOR to PERSERVERE LOL

All three of those things would be on the radio in the past week or so. Valentine's day is also this Satuday (today), and Princess Diaries is premiering this Saturday (today) and Sawyer's Gibson interview is this Monday.

You don't need a microphone to have radio noise on an analog signal. RF noise is the reason audiophiles spend big bucks shielding everything. Remember, this tape was recorded in analog, and someone presumably digitized it from an analog format to a digital format. The audio on the vid I saw is terrible, so probably the guy forgot to plug in the audio cables from the VCR to his computer, or there was something wrong with the cables/connectors, or maybe he lives really near a radio station's transmitter.

The audio observations are interesting, but I'd say the main thing it suggests is that the digitization from analog to digital was very recent, and with poor attention to audio integrity.

wow, that would be ingenious if this guy pulled a hoax with a lookalike Paris Hilton.

I haven't seen this video yet, is this guy using the now famous green infrared footage we've all seen as well as the fake stuff?

He's still in a world of shit if he used that infrared video footage.

Plus guess what, it's also not legal to present an impersonation of a person without a disclaimer - when you hear a radio commercial with an impersonation of a famous person you'll hear some fine print verbiage tacked on the end that the voice was an impersonation, to cover their asses legally.

Ditto. The guy say's she 19 when she's drinking and calls her "underage" because she's not supposed to be drinking. The impression I get is someone videotaped either their computer monitor or television(?) and encoded that video. At the beginning it sounds like the people recording the video are making funny remarks.

That is 100% Paris Hilton. The final, well lit portions of the video show her very clearly. It's her or her identical twin.

is your retardation mild or profound?

ok where do i get the video? i had no interest in it before this, now I do. Stile has it now?