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ytcracker 02-13-2004 03:07 AM

FUCK pierce brosnan not playing james bond anymore that sucks
 
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Written by The CBn Team (11 Feb, 2004, 21:04)



http://www.commanderbond.net/Public/...s/2264-1.shtml

As now reported in many news sources around the World (including: Chicago Sun Times & MKKBB), CBn can now confirm from its own sources close to the negotiations for Bond 21 that Pierce Brosnan will not be returning to the role of James Bond.

Brosnan had previously stated that he was good for five, perhaps six films, tying him with Sean Connery?s term with Eon. This no longer seems to be case.

Brosnan has stepped into the role of 007 four times (Goldeneye, Tomorrow Never Dies, The World Is Not Enough and Die Another Day). Each film he made did better in the global market than the previous one, with DAD being second only to Thunderball in adjusted total worldwide gross. Die Another Day also saw the theme song nominated for two Grammy Awards and featured an acadamy award winning actress (Halle Berry) as the main Bond girl.

schiz 02-13-2004 03:36 AM

he wanted to kill off bond on his way out


the last movie was horrible anyway

psyko514 02-13-2004 03:37 AM

who's going to replace him now?

i say sean connery should do it again.

TurboTrucker 02-13-2004 03:39 AM

That fucking sucks. Pierce is the perfect example of what you expect Bond to be.

Shoehorn! 02-13-2004 03:41 AM

That sucks, he was the best James Bond.

KRL 02-13-2004 03:42 AM

Is there a Photoshopper on duty right now? We need a "Links, Juicy Links" version of this (Bond, James Bond). LOL

http://www.cinesystem.com.br/images/...5_1024x768.jpg

DirtyDanza 02-13-2004 03:43 AM

I'll play bond... james bond....

The Truth Hurts 02-13-2004 03:49 AM

Tom Cruise would make a good Bond.

The Truth Hurts 02-13-2004 03:50 AM

or colin farrell

The Truth Hurts 02-13-2004 03:52 AM

or Hugh Jackman

Living For Today 02-13-2004 03:55 AM

thats fucken bullshit! he was a perfect bond.

TurboTrucker 02-13-2004 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Is there a Photoshopper on duty right now? We need a "Links, Juicy Links" version of this (Bond, James Bond). LOL


http://www.porn-seduction.com/links.jpg

Steve 02-13-2004 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
Tom Cruise would make a good Bond.
might as well get Plank from Ed, Edd, & Eddy

Steve 02-13-2004 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
or colin farrell
a midget Bond? blasphemey!

Steve 02-13-2004 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
or Hugh Jackman

maybe...
all the other British/Aussie guys have too wicked of an accent

hopefully they'll pick someone in their early-mid 30's so he can stick around a bit

jollyperv 02-13-2004 07:40 AM

The last 5 bond movies were horrible. Time to hang it up.

Seb From Holland 02-13-2004 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboTrucker
http://www.porn-seduction.com/links.jpg
ahahahahahahah

KRL 02-13-2004 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboTrucker
http://www.porn-seduction.com/links.jpg
:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Classic

KraZ 02-13-2004 08:03 AM

I have just two words for you (and do remember them):

Jude LAW

I saw an interview ... he was "approached" and made an offer. Do you think he'll refuse it???

Stallion 02-13-2004 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboTrucker
http://www.porn-seduction.com/links.jpg
haha thats good

CE_BigB 02-13-2004 08:35 AM

I think this is great news...

I am one serious BOND fan...
.. and I personally never could get into Pierce.

.. but I swear.. if Justin Timberlake is the next bond...

... I will GO OFF !!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pornstar2pac 02-13-2004 08:38 AM

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/weed69-paris9.jpg








Paris for the Bond Whore.:thumbsup

Manowar 02-13-2004 08:44 AM

Damn, Pierce brosnan was the best bond in years - they will probably replace him with a crap actor.

The best bond with pierce brosnan in it was goldeneye anyway

ytcracker 02-13-2004 08:46 AM

i thought pierce was like the spitting image of what bond should be

ive been a die hard bond fan since i was like 3 years old i have the whole collection pre goldeneye on VHS. DAD was a good flick i didnt mind it at all.

jude law would be pretty pimp - i saw on CBn that they were planning to use him

DVTimes 02-13-2004 08:48 AM

Sorry, but all the 007 films with Pierce brosnan were dull. They were just big ads for BMW.

I fell asleep during the last one.

These days the James Bond films are just adverts.

KRL 02-13-2004 08:51 AM

Sean Connery was the best James Bond of all of them. And the only one that looked authentic.


http://www.007bond.de/download/files...ery_03_800.jpg

DVTimes 02-13-2004 08:57 AM

Quote:

i thought pierce was like the spitting image of what bond should be
He was fine, but the films are just dull.

I can right you a modern James Bond film, no problem.

Villain (make him German for effect) decides to rule the world by launching a super virus onto the net.

Bond must hunt him down (in his brand new BMW).

Villain runs around the world (with his new Mac lap top) and his mobile phone (nokia).

Bond does clever stuff on his computer (Mac) while his bond girl looks sexy.

Bond jumps on his bike (BMW) and drives wild.

Bond does lots of bike stunts (with the camera focused on the BMW badge).

Bond escapes and finds villain, who has a scar/cat/extra nipple/fancy gun/dodgy accent (its up to you which).

Bond beats villain and wins.

Bond drives off in new BMW convertible with latest bond Babe.

DVTimes 02-13-2004 08:59 AM

By the way Rodger Moor was best. He was also English (not Scottish or Irish).

loverboy 02-13-2004 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
Tom Cruise would make a good Bond.
he would be better off being "Ethan" of Mission Impossible. he is a good candidate though.

KraZ 02-13-2004 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allanuk
By the way Rodger Moor was best. He was also English (not Scottish or Irish).
WHat do you think of Jude Law?

ytcracker 02-13-2004 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allanuk


He was fine, but the films are just dull.

your plot synopsis is very present-day accurate, i will not disagree with you

however, theres a joke about underground hiphop fans, but it applies in this situation i think.

how many bond fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
3. one to actually change the lightbulb and the other two to argue about how the old one was so much better.

brand0n 02-13-2004 09:06 AM

it dont matter who they pick to be the next bond, no one is going to be happy with it.

they fucked up bigtime when they lost p/b

loverboy 02-13-2004 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KraZ
I have just two words for you (and do remember them):

Jude LAW

I saw an interview ... he was "approached" and made an offer. Do you think he'll refuse it???

hmmm, i doubt. i haven't seen yet jude law portray any action flick to his name.

hugh jackman would be a contender, nice looks and had numerous stunts with action film.

it would be a challenge for the producers to come up with a main guy and maintain the image of Bond which a big fan since its first movie release.

Gunni 02-13-2004 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KraZ


WHat do you think of Jude Law?

Yah, he'd be a great Bond!!:thumbsup

Steve 02-13-2004 09:11 AM

Jude Law? I can't see him kicking anyone's ass, the guys a bony little thing. Bond is supposed to be an uber-man.

radical 02-13-2004 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allanuk
By the way Rodger Moor was best. He was also English (not Scottish or Irish).

Fuck you :ak47: Sean Connory was da beeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssst!!! :thumbsup

rabbit 02-13-2004 09:21 AM

bye bye pierce, we'll miss you!

nojob 02-13-2004 09:25 AM

I am with you . I cant stand these bond films. I want bond to die in the next one. Then they will make a new one that says he came back to life or that was his twin brother.
Does BMW back the whole film?

02-13-2004 10:00 AM

Sean Connery was the best no doubt - he was far more brutal and womenizer than any other. :thumbsup

Roger Moore was ok, but he's a sissy compared to connery...not only because his 80's movies had to be more woman friendy, but because Connery is soo much cooler.

Bronsnan had a bit of Connery in him, though he not much of an Actor...always liked him as Reminton Steele though ;-)

Jude Law is cool, but no....he is too skinny.

I doubt they will pick someone american though, but if they do it can be no either than Steve Buscemi!!! ;-) No seriously it need to be either Vinnie Jones or Jason Statham!

zzgundamnzz 02-13-2004 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allanuk


He was fine, but the films are just dull.

I can right you a modern James Bond film, no problem.

Villain (make him German for effect) decides to rule the world by launching a super virus onto the net.

Bond must hunt him down (in his brand new BMW).

Villain runs around the world (with his new Mac lap top) and his mobile phone (nokia).

Bond does clever stuff on his computer (Mac) while his bond girl looks sexy.

Bond jumps on his bike (BMW) and drives wild.

Bond does lots of bike stunts (with the camera focused on the BMW badge).

Bond escapes and finds villain, who has a scar/cat/extra nipple/fancy gun/dodgy accent (its up to you which).

Bond beats villain and wins.

Bond drives off in new BMW convertible with latest bond Babe.

You do know that he drove an Ashton Martin in the last film right?


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