Amp is having withdrawlzzzz
 

He quit drinking and is now banning the kiddos that step to him..

this is a true sign of what alcoholism does to the brain..

I think AMP might have 'wet brain' is the term for drunks that have pretty much ruined thier brain


cheers AMP :)

i'll drink to that

talk dirty to me AMP, I have an erection and cant sleep

Yeah this is the breathing room nice and fresh in here!

Oh...


Ya Should Have Used QuickBuck!

AMP remionds me of the big kid in 5th grade that nobody liked for shit, but you kinda had to pretend to like him or he fucked up all your soccer games and kickball and shit...

its kinda sad really

:1orglaugh man thats the funniest shit i heard all week, but true!

I am not sure where to go with this.. I just want another drink

actually no, I'm not having withdrawl of any kind. I never had a problem with it in the first place. I just decided to do things a little differently this year and try different ways of doing things.

there a problem with that? Trey?

You need to be put in check once again.. your big head is getting in the way again..

I dont really care much for escort but you pulled some stupid shit to measure cock size.. you are only winning atm cause you have access to the ban button.. I highly doubt lensman wants his advertisers treated this way. you are nothing more than a designer and a part time 'security guard'

chew on that tiger.

I like the part where you said tiger

thanks trey well put

lol

double lol

"you are nothing more than a designer and a part time 'security guard"

You got no respect for designers...

Don't you know we run the whole fucking show and if it were not for our efforts you would be shit on a curb?

hahahha, funny.

its a sad circle really.

Designers are important I'll give ya that one Alien.. But, it takes every spoke to keep the wheel together

Wrong. I can type shit up in notepad and outsell designers. Even if every designer died today people would be buying porn from ugly pages for years to come.

designers are a dime a dozen...

I respect designers tho, just not the ones who think thier shit dont stink

So are sponsor programs its a matter of respect...

And on the same token...
Need I say more...

and you are a long time spammer (formerly known as candicecam here) banned more times than even Lawrence Conner, who ultimately ended up BUYING your way back onto the board. (At an exhorbitant price I might add). You're the only dipshit we've ever had to have special software written to keep your dumb punk ass out of here.

The ONLY fucking reason you are here today is because you bought your way back.

Chew on that big kahuna.

Wow...
You are an idiot...

I was and still am a spammer.. have i ever denied that?

I used candicecam 1 time about 3 years ago. your point tuff guy?

as for me buying myway back on gfy, you are 100% correct. $7500 for 3 months.. is that not the cost of advertising here? 2500 a month?

so are you insinuating that lensman ripped me off? or are you just to low on the food chain at adult.com that you are not important enough to be givin facts?

you and I both know your life is a mess ampie, dont fuck it up more by losing your cool here with your bread and butter.

that's the truth,

I can vouch for people buying porn from ugly pages :helpme


I bet nice designs convert so much better tho :2 cents:

"I was and still am a spammer.. have i ever denied that?"

So How does it feel to Mass market to unverified adults?
Ever think about that?

I will spam kids 8 years old, do i give a fuck? not in the least. not my fault mom and dad cant monitor thier kids on the net. its thier job not mine..

dont you have a gallery to build or something?

trey has not changed in the slightest. And I imagine as soon as his ad bucks run out, the software will kick in again and he'll be vapor once more.

No, you are an idiot if you really believe people won't buy porn from any pages. My pages are ugly as shit for a reason and I have 2 designers full time. The only reason program owners are so anal about slick bs is because that's what affiliates want before they push it. Sorry for the bruise on your ego but like I said, if every designer died tomorrow porn would go on just as strong as ever.

Chew on that art boy.

Did you hear that?

Heated thread!
I think we need the GFY band in here

:GFYBand

AMP we are 2 dif people.. you are a thinkier. I am a doer.

I get shit done while your broke ass sits at home and takes orders.

who do you think you are? You are a nobody man. your miserable life both on and off the net is taking its toll..

while you are churning out designs for daddy, I will be sitting on my ass collecting checks.

doesnt it irritate the shit out of you that some 26 yr old punk kid makes 10 times what you make becuase he used his head and fiured out how to make a buck, rather than always work for 'the man' ?

you are nothing ampie, nadda.

I do not have to chew on it.
If ya were sure footed about that belief ya why the fuck do you have designers?

The blue screen to buy "a product" is a #1 seller also and some could argue late night ad's that blurb basic info on a blue screen is what makes the sale.

Not true at all.
Them blue screens have evolved and elaborate infomercials are now prevailant.
Why?
I will tell you why...
Cause designers stepped in and made a minor industry in to a MAJOR industry pushing sales FAR beyond expectations.

Sure your rinky dink text might work but ya want shit to go off the wall your gonna need designers...
Admit it...

Your statement was retarded...

and therein lies the flaw in your thinking Trey.

No, it doesn't bother me in the slightest. No, it doesn't irritate me at all. I do what I do, and 90% of the time I enjoy doing it. I have a beautiful home in a beautiful place, overlooking the ocean, in nice warm tropical weather, and honestly, I don't think I could be happier.

But I am glad that you THINK I'm miserable. And I'm glad that you actually invest time thinking about whether or not I might be miserable.

That says something to me. It should be saying something to you. Obviously it is not.

I feel nothing but pity for peole like you Trey. Granted you have come a long way since "candicecam". And I applaud you for your successes.

But you seriously need to get a grip on reality man. Do you seriously think I am the slightest bit unhappy or unsatisfied here? I work for Adult.com, I own a home in Wailea, Maui.... I can see the ocean from my big ass deck.... the beach is across the street..... I got a brand spanking new truck.... I got state of the art electronics.... my credit cards all have zero balance...

my broke ass?


I don't think you know me very well trey.

Haha, nope. Designers have taken nothing to another level. You obvioulsy haven't compared signups on simple, non graphical designs to slick ones.

As for why I have designers....

a) We sell designs. Gotta give the customers what they want.
b) Working on some paysites we may choose to have affiliates for. Most affiliates want slick.

Instead of saying how much better the artistic approach is why don't you try asking someone who has compared the numbers. Until then, keep living in your fantasy of your oh so wonderful designs taking the porn world to another level.

was it not you that posted how fucked up your life was about a year ago or less? I mean rock bottom.

I live in southern california and $450k home.. I have 2 cars, beach is 5 miles away, 3 42" flat screens and i have no credit cards. who the fuck cares what materialistic things you have chump?

My shit is meaningless to me without peace of mind.. something you clearly do not have.

point is smart ass, your constant crying over how cool it is to live in hawaii and all the greatness you see each day is so transparent its silly. you dont own shit cockhead,
your entire life is financed.


how on earth can you claim to be happy when you arent even enough of a man to accept the fact you are put in your place from time to time by people here. you are so insecure its pathetic... not even sure why i waste my valuable time on you when i can be shitting on myself in a closet

you are full of shit take care of the mess you created in your life.

You have so many fuckin issues that its not funny.

The little peice of truth you said of what ya got will soon be gone too.

You will eat your own shit and I dont give up and dont lose fights.

Go borrow money go beg youll need every penny.

If I designed I'd be worried about having my work outsourced to some korean teenagers in a tiger cage within the next few years.

AMP has shit, its a total joke, wonder how long before lens finally decides to get rid of him.

dont forget ampie.. I write the checks... you cash them.

Stocktrader you would be very surprised at my design.

Its very conservative, I do not use howitzers when a .22 is needed.n (end plug)

Anyways...
I seen all the numbers. I know numbers from the biggest places in the world dating back to 1996...

I know the numbers myself and have the experience to know for a fact Well designed works rule over text basic ones.

Go and say the wrong thing on a tour and no matter how it looks it wont sell. Ya say the right thing it will sell.

Ya say the right thing with a good design yourt numbers will improve. That shit is a fact.

Numbers are numbers and when ya try something and it fails you try something different.
C-mon you know this...

But ya can not sit there and tell me a text tour will out perform somthing that is layed out with some effort in design.
A webmaster that likes a tour for just the way it looks alone is an idiot.
It has to work and it will be tested... No matter how it looks if the numbers say no... They wont be selling the site long just because it looks good...

it's utterly amazing how exxagerrated one fight with my girl has gone.

I had a fight with my girl. She left for 2 hours.


That's it.



A year later it has evolved into, "I was destitute, sucking cock for quarters, on the verge of hanging myself, etc...."



hilarious.