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mistersoft 01-24-2004 11:40 AM

How do you know a woman had an orgasm?
 
? :)

Libertine 01-24-2004 11:42 AM

Who cares.

GSpotShawn 01-24-2004 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by mistersoft
? :)
Next week she'll get in touch with you for another booty call.

fsfaz 01-24-2004 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld
Who cares.
:1orglaugh


Tricky answer because EVER women is different. However, I've had girls start crying and that is a good hint. RARE, but a good one.

azrael 01-24-2004 11:55 AM

fanny farts thats a good signe

reynold 01-24-2004 11:57 AM

vaginal contractions

Manowar 01-24-2004 11:58 AM

If you watched enough porn , you'd know the noise :winkwink:

mistersoft 01-24-2004 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by reynold
vaginal contractions
can be faked ... :(

mistersoft 01-24-2004 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
If you watched enough porn , you'd know the noise :winkwink:
can be faked ...

LamboSV 01-24-2004 12:03 PM

she starts to pull on your pubes.

icedemon 01-24-2004 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by fsfaz


:1orglaugh


Tricky answer because EVER women is different. However, I've had girls start crying and that is a good hint. RARE, but a good one.

Crying and quivering are two good signs. Both are hard to fake to. They can be faked, but it's just hard.

emmanuelle 01-24-2004 12:33 PM

She doesn't snap her fingers and say "Dismissed!"

JFK 01-24-2004 12:35 PM

Sleazy knows, he says he's always satisfied:Graucho

mistersoft 01-24-2004 02:53 PM

the taste changes. hard to fake

:-9

Libertine 01-24-2004 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by emmanuelle
She doesn't snap her fingers and say "Dismissed!"
Then I must have been doing pretty well :Graucho :1orglaugh

pushpills 01-24-2004 02:57 PM

quivering...arched back


and if theres enough light...look at her pupils...they should get as big as nickels

misty 01-24-2004 03:03 PM

Usually the chest become a little bit red

StacyCat 01-24-2004 03:05 PM

I start laughing after a good clitoral orgasm :-)

Libertine 01-24-2004 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by StacyCat
I start laughing after a good clitoral orgasm :-)
Probably the best way possible to totally and utterly destroy a man's confidence :(

Forkbeard 01-24-2004 03:15 PM

Ditto on the change in taste -- *impossible* to fake, but doesn't always happen.

Another sign: sometimes her inner vaginal lips become *hugely* engorged with blood - like they triple in size - when she comes. Again, not always.

Another sure sign: if she squirts. :winkwink:

- Jesus Christ - 01-24-2004 03:17 PM

When the red button pops out and the skin is golden brown.

Darren 01-24-2004 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by Forkbeard
Ditto on the change in taste -- *impossible* to fake, but doesn't always happen.

Another sign: sometimes her inner vaginal lips become *hugely* engorged with blood - like they triple in size - when she comes. Again, not always.

Another sure sign: if she squirts. :winkwink:

oh cool next time i will give her a full body examination just to make sure she as cum! :glugglug

Elli 01-24-2004 03:19 PM

During a realllly good one, a woman will blush all over and hold her breath. That's what can cause the laughing/giggles when it's passed. It happens to me, too. Poor Peter. :)

Also the limbs lose strength for a little while after. She should look like she's run a 50m sprint. If there's any tension left at all in her jaw/eyes/back, she's not taken care of yet. :)

Spunky 01-24-2004 03:20 PM

When she says the L word :(

AmeliaG 01-24-2004 03:25 PM

She picks up her cell the next time you ring it

- Jesus Christ - 01-24-2004 03:27 PM

her Bowels Evacuate

mistersoft 01-24-2004 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
When she says the L word :(
???

paul1000 01-24-2004 05:07 PM

If she is content to sleep in the wetspot ... your job is done ... otherwise, get back in there !!

Brat 01-24-2004 05:13 PM

arched back.

out of breath.

almost limp.

leg twitch is good sometimes.(always funny too)

also, a sure way to tell with me (you might just PISS your girl off though) Is, keep going once u think she has cum. keep rubbin, licking her clit. if she bucks and smacks you and tells u to fuckin STOP, that means she's really done. It gets reallllllllll sensitive for me afterwards. He dares touch me within the next few seconds/minutes, and he knows ill kill him.

StuartD 01-24-2004 05:15 PM

Even a guy can fake an orgasm... in the end, who really cares?

If she fakes it, she's trying to make you feel good about yourself, if she's not faking it... hey, feel good about yourself.

It's a win/win scenario. Go with it, don't question it.

Missy 01-24-2004 05:21 PM

When you have to cut her open to drain the water out before you toss her in the garbage, it's a pretty sure bet she didn't have an orgasm.

mistersoft 01-24-2004 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Missy
When you have to cut her open to drain the water out before you toss her in the garbage, it's a pretty sure bet she didn't have an orgasm.
:)

Holly 01-24-2004 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Missy
When you have to cut her open to drain the water out before you toss her in the garbage, it's a pretty sure bet she didn't have an orgasm.
ahahahaha...I was just sitting here trying to decide what smart-assy thing I was gonna post, when I read that. I was thinking about "she drops her nail file", but you win!!!

DarkJedi 01-24-2004 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
her Bowels Evacuate

This is the correct answer.

toddler 01-24-2004 06:17 PM

when she faints...repeatedly...;)

mistersoft 01-24-2004 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by toddler
when she faints...repeatedly...;)
nice - but a bit scary

BlueDesignStudios 01-24-2004 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
Even a guy can fake an orgasm... in the end, who really cares?

If she fakes it, she's trying to make you feel good about yourself, if she's not faking it... hey, feel good about yourself.

It's a win/win scenario. Go with it, don't question it.



Hahaha LOL good answer!

pink_in_the_middle 01-24-2004 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by misty
Usually the chest become a little bit red
My chest and my face get all red. There's not way to hide that LOL I look like a damn tomato !

pink_in_the_middle 01-24-2004 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brat
a sure way to tell with me (you might just PISS your girl off though) Is, keep going once u think she has cum. keep rubbin, licking her clit. if she bucks and smacks you and tells u to fuckin STOP, that means she's really done. It gets reallllllllll sensitive for me afterwards. He dares touch me within the next few seconds/minutes, and he knows ill kill him. [/B]
LMAO Very true :) I do the same lol


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