Can The US Forgive Canada?
 

For burning down the White House in the War of 1812? (British troops under Canadian authority)

Yes. Canada, I pardon you.

In fact, please accept some of this acid rain and chemical pollution as a token of my goodwill.

Love,

Buff

The Canadian onslaught continues. Have you ever tried Molson? If anything could provoke hostilities, it's that shit.

LMAO never heard about this b4 :P

Hahaha... an American dissing Canadian beer. Now that's priceless.

Molson may be shit, but it's better than Bud or Coors.
Try Sleemans, Moosehead or Labatt for some good Canadian beer.

I'm amazed that there's an American who actually knows about this. Tell the truth, you didn't learn about that in history class, right?

Oh yeah! :1orglaugh

Shiner Bock is world's greatest beer in allllll the land!!!

It's from texas, thats in the US


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Canadians have no right to talk shit on anyone's beer. I have yet to try a good one. I prefer to drink beer, not chew it.

After my Montreal trip, I decided to learn as much about Canada as possible -- the girls were very hot, and I wanted to be able to impress them.

:drinkup

I have a good french beer 4 u it's called Evion.

If you like lighter beers, try alexander keiths india pale ale or moosehead :)

Then I bet you never heard that the General in command of Fort Detroit surrended to British General Isaac Brock in 1812.

No shots were fired, and the Americans outnumbered the Can/Brit/Indian forces 5:1. And they were in a fort!

Ok fuck!!! We are sorry.. you can have Celine Dion and her husband and at no extra cost we'll toss in Nickelback and Avril "sk8tr boy" Levine.

Along with the other stuff..tainted meat and weather.

Can't hadle anything more than 3.5% alcohol like you have in Bud huh? Up here we call light beer 4.5%, and the molson you tried (although there are dozens of kinds of molson beers, we're not simple Americans), probably had 5% or 5.5%. Sorry if you got drunk off one beer and pissed your pants, there should be a warning lable on our beer for Americans used to watered down water in a bud can.

THis expert in Canadian beer wanted to say...

"I have yet to try another one....."

He looked it up in the library and found a book, "Impressive Canadian Military Victories" needless to say it was a quick read.

:1orglaugh

Nickleback is Canadian? I'm going to renounce my citizenship.

Don't forget Blue Dry at 6.1%

Enjoy that.

Oh I thought this was an issue of forgiveness for having us export Celine Deon...ah well carry on then....

I hate Budweiser but here's something funny.


Budweiser is the #1 sellling beer in Ireland, and #4 in Canada

America does a shitload of things very well but beer isn't one of them. The major brewing companies suck ass but the much smaller outfits make some good micro brews and such.

A list of great beers

Beck's
St. Pauli Girl
Moosehead
Labaatt's

:drinkup

FUCK CANADA!!!! with all their flappy heads...BLAME CANADA!!!! :glugglug :glugglug :glugglug i love canada, burn the white house down again!!!!!

bi-polor?

send Avril and we have grounds to cut off all diplomatic talks

Budweiser is also brewed here, the recipe altered to bring it up to our standards.... 5% alc/vol. At best it can be called "Canadian Budweiser". :1orglaugh





For taking up residence in your old white house, then burning it to the ground after we where done with it?

Let's crack a beer and call it even. :D :drinkup

Canada sucks when it comes to making crack though.......USA is number 1 all others are 2 or lower

WE RULE!!!!!

and as a token of our good will, we shall send you some Cows, they maybee a bit Mad tough, because of the Acid rain:Graucho

When are you guys ever gonna get off your ass and paint that damn building anyway?

You import your crack from Columbia.


And JFK, you're Canadian? I had no idea! Where from?

Actually I rarely drink beer. It makes you fat.

Actually no, it doesn't. Being fat and lazy make you fat, I've had at least a couple beers a week my whole life, back when I was younger way more than that, and I'm in good shape. There was actually a study recently that showed beer is not as bad as everyone thinks, and that if people would quit the snacking and 6 hour TV sessions that surround the drinking, they'd be fine.

Some Americans have never heard of Canada before the South Park movie, he's obviously one.

wrong!!!

we import the coke, but we make the best crack

your just jealous!!

Watery American Beer wears your dick out, who has time to piss every couple of swigs.

don't break the seal and you will be ok

Yup, I am so Eh .........Live near Toronto:winkwink:

Beers on average (not including light beers) contain between 150-200 calories and 10-20 grams of carbs per 12 oz. Now lets say you want to get shitfaced on a Saturday night. Let's just say 8 beers for the evening (and I know a good majority of you drink more than that).

That's between 1200 and 1600 calories and 80-160 grams of carbs. That will make you fat. Especially if you do it more than once a month. I know people who do it 3 times per week.

canada is good,

because pot is better,

and I jut saw a ad for porno on CNN,

I doubt cnn in the states sells porno,