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  • StacyCat
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 1167
    #1

    The Ultimate Fat Joke Thread

    OKay, you think you are so funny, huh? This is the ultimate fat joke thread! If you can make Me, Sarah, AND Tofu laugh, then you have it made.

    Make it original. Make it funny. Heck, tell the same old ones over and over again, see how smart it makes you feel :-)

    We need some sort of prize on this. :-)
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    • Sarah_Jayne
      Now with more Jayne
      • Dec 2002
      • 40077
      #2
      prize? I will actually try to promote the BBW program you no doubt have in your sig

      No, really..I am willing to laugh if it is funny and something I haven't heard already.

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        • StacyCat
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 1167
          #3
          I laugh at good jokes. :-)

          going to lunch, i wanna laugh when I get back!

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            • Shok
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2001
              • 5611
              #4
              The pope, a nun, a monkey and a mexican all go into a bar........wait, wrong thread

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                • Gabriel
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                  • Apr 2002
                  • 4789
                  #5
                  Shok make it a fat mexican, that should work.
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                    • Rankings
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                      #6
                      This guy was really fat, and the doc told him, that if he
                      keeps this up, he'll end up dead.
                      So he decided to sign up for a gym. He went to the most
                      sophisticaed, ultra-huge gym, a building 25 stories tall.
                      He walks to the reception, and says - I want to have the
                      fastest workout this gym can offer me, for $200.00.
                      So the guy says "hey - no problem, 10th floor, room 1017"
                      The dude pays, and takes the elevator.
                      He enters the huge room, and sees this beautiful, naked
                      woman, standing in the far corner. The woman says: "If you
                      catch me, I'm yours !"
                      And the guy had a great workout trying to catch her, but
                      didn't get lucky...
                      So after a week, he comes back to the gym, and thinks
                      "if I got that for $200.00, I wonder what I'll get for $500.00..."
                      So he says to the receptionist: "Give me your $500.00
                      fast-workout deal"
                      -"Sure, 25th floor, room 2599"
                      Takes the elevator, enters the room.
                      Inside this huge hall, on the far corner, stands a huge,
                      drooling, full of sweat and smelly man, who says: "If I catch
                      you, you're mine !"
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                        • Shok
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                          • Apr 2001
                          • 5611
                          #7
                          Actually its the monkey thats fat i think

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                            • beergood
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 2918
                              #8
                              icq: 320340263

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                                • michel
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                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 3420
                                  #9
                                  The other day I fucked a real fat woman...
                                  How fat?
                                  After I finished I rolled over twice and still was on top of her...

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                                    • Ash@phpFX
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                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 4292
                                      #10
                                      doesnt look very ultimate to me

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                                        • Shok
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                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 5611
                                          #11
                                          My mom is so fat, I told her to haul ass and it took 2 trips.

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                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                              Now with more Jayne
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 40077
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Gabriel
                                              Shok make it a fat mexican, that should work.
                                              make it a fat bi mexican woman and then send her my way...please

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                                                • michel
                                                  TheHun's Yellow Pages!
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 3420
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by asher
                                                  doesnt look very ultimate to me
                                                  Why don't you give it a shot?

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                                                    • beergood
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                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 2918
                                                      #14
                                                      icq: 320340263

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                                                        • beergood
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                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 2918
                                                          #15
                                                          icq: 320340263

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                                                            • Scott McD
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                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 67792
                                                              #16
                                                              My diet's working. I stepped on my talking bathroom scales last night and for the first time ever they didn't scream that I was too fat. They did mention in passing that my feet smelled.


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                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 40077
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by beergood

                                                                  I am guessing you don't have a front pic of that because I think I might know the gal sitting down..but hard to tell. Seriously.

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                                                                    • Scott McD
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 67792
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Yo Momma Is So Fat...
                                                                      When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
                                                                      When she dances she makes the band skip.
                                                                      When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
                                                                      She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
                                                                      Her ass has its own congressman.
                                                                      Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
                                                                      When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
                                                                      Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
                                                                      Her driver's license says "Picture continued on the other side."
                                                                      The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
                                                                      Yo mama's so fat, "Place your ad here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
                                                                      All the restaurants in town have signs that say: Maximum Occupancy: 240 patrons or yo momma.
                                                                      When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
                                                                      When she gets in the elevator, it HAS to go down.
                                                                      She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
                                                                      She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
                                                                      When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
                                                                      She could sell shade.
                                                                      When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
                                                                      People jog around her for exercise.
                                                                      I ran around her twice and got lost.
                                                                      She gets runs in her jeans.
                                                                      Her blood type is Ragu.
                                                                      When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu - she gets an estimate.
                                                                      If she got her shoes shined she would have to take his word for it!
                                                                      She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
                                                                      When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
                                                                      She can't even jump to a conclusion.
                                                                      She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
                                                                      Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
                                                                      She dressed in a yellow jacket and kids tried to board her after school.
                                                                      When she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
                                                                      She broke her leg and gravy poured out.
                                                                      She wakes up on BOTH sides of the bed.
                                                                      Yo'momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!


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                                                                        • GonePhishing
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                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 2474
                                                                          #19
                                                                          This isn't really a joke, but I was going to pitch a reality show to NBC. It was going to be about making a rich gay guy think he would get to pick the man of his dreams in a contest. Then he finds out is that his pool is fat disgusting straight men you want don't have a problem marrying him for loot. I want to call the show Fat Thigh For The Queer Guy. Also, was going to have the same scenario but on an island. I'll call that one Welcome To Thighland
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                                                                            • Tofu
                                                                              The Video Specialist
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 5615
                                                                              #20
                                                                              My girl is so fat, I gotta hold an ironing board across her chest to keep from falling in her pussy!
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Your mommas so fat the only thing from keeping her from going in Jenny Craig was the door.
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                                                                                    • Tofu
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                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 5615
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                                      When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Yo Mamma is so fat.. When she see's a school bus she says stop that twinkie.



                                                                                          yo moma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out
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                                                                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                              Now with more Jayne
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 40077
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              the Kool-Aid one is cute but I am docking points because that proved to me to be a cut and paste job because unless you spend a lot of time in the States I know they don't have Kool-Aid in the UK

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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Your so fat thet when u step on the scales it says 2 be continued


                                                                                                  Your so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale!

                                                                                                  Your momma is so FAT Bill Gates couldn't even afford her liposuction!
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                                                                                                    • GotGauge
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                                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                                      • 3072
                                                                                                      #26
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                                                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                          Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                          • 40077
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by GotGauge
                                                                                                          What is Wrong with a Big Girl?

                                                                                                          They can Keep you Warm in the Winter,

                                                                                                          And give you Shade in the Summer...

                                                                                                          Aron
                                                                                                          see, now said by the right person that would actually make me go 'awww'

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                                                                                                            • StacyCat
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                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                              • 1167
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              So far the cartman one is the only one that made me laugh. lol

                                                                                                              So, these guys can dish it out in our threads, but are truely afraid of making us laugh? Pussies!

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                                                                                                                • beergood
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                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                  • 2918
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  The thread talking about all the hog hunter blow jobs is pretty fucking entertaining.
                                                                                                                  icq: 320340263

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                                                                                                                    • beergood
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                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                      • 2918
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by sarah_webinc



                                                                                                                      I am guessing you don't have a front pic of that because I think I might know the gal sitting down..but hard to tell. Seriously.
                                                                                                                      Thats my girlfriend. You'll have to sign up for her paysite at


                                                                                                                      http://www.hoghunter.com

                                                                                                                      hope the milf hunter doesn't sue us.
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                                                                                                                        • StacyCat
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                                                                                                                          • 1167
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by beergood


                                                                                                                          Thats my girlfriend. You'll have to sign up for her paysite at


                                                                                                                          http://www.hoghunter.com

                                                                                                                          hope the milf hunter doesn't sue us.
                                                                                                                          Does she do hardcore? There isnt enough SSBBW hardcore out there, you could make a killing!

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                                                                                                                            • stocktrader23
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                                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                              • 18781
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Yo momma's so fat when she dropped her keys they went into orbit around her ass.


                                                                                                                              Ah, middle school jokes.


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                                                                                                                                • beergood
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                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 2918
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by StacyCat


                                                                                                                                  Does she do hardcore? There isnt enough SSBBW hardcore out there, you could make a killing!


                                                                                                                                  hell she'll do anything. She'd even do a ******* pic if trying wouldn't break her back and then cause her to sufficate when her ass landed on her head!


                                                                                                                                  they call her the sybian slayer because she can completely destroy one in less than 60 seconds.
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                                                                                                                                    • jarass
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                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 1265
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

                                                                                                                                      When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

                                                                                                                                      "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

                                                                                                                                      The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

                                                                                                                                      "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

                                                                                                                                      "No, from skipping."
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                                                                                                                                        • jarass
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 1265
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          A Fat Joke

                                                                                                                                          This guy was really fat, and the doc told him, that if he
                                                                                                                                          keeps this up, he'll end up dead.
                                                                                                                                          So he decided to sign up for a gym. He went to the most
                                                                                                                                          sophisticaed, ultra-huge gym, a building 25 stories tall.
                                                                                                                                          He walks to the reception, and says - I want to have the
                                                                                                                                          fastest workout this gym can offer me, for $200.00.
                                                                                                                                          So the guy says "hey - no problem, 10th floor, room 1017"
                                                                                                                                          The dude pays, and takes the elevator.
                                                                                                                                          He enters the huge room, and sees this beautiful, naked
                                                                                                                                          woman, standing in the far corner. The woman says: "If you
                                                                                                                                          catch me, I'm yours !"
                                                                                                                                          And the guy had a great workout trying to catch her, but
                                                                                                                                          didn't get lucky...
                                                                                                                                          So after a week, he comes back to the gym, and thinks
                                                                                                                                          "if I got that for $200.00, I wonder what I'll get for $500.00..."
                                                                                                                                          So he says to the receptionist: "Give me your $500.00
                                                                                                                                          fast-workout deal"
                                                                                                                                          -"Sure, 25th floor, room 2599"
                                                                                                                                          Takes the elevator, enters the room.
                                                                                                                                          Inside this huge hall, on the far corner, stands a huge,
                                                                                                                                          drooling, full of sweat and smelly man, who says: "If I catch
                                                                                                                                          you, you're mine !"
                                                                                                                                          NSCash
                                                                                                                                          [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                            • StacyCat
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                                                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 1167
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by jarass

                                                                                                                                              "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

                                                                                                                                              "No, from skipping."
                                                                                                                                              This one is kinda funny :-)

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                                                                                                                                                • NoCarrier
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                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 16356
                                                                                                                                                  #37


                                                                                                                                                  FAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!

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                                                                                                                                                    • jarass
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 1265
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."




                                                                                                                                                      Judy has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
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                                                                                                                                                        • Adultnet
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                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 8713
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by input
                                                                                                                                                          This guy was really fat, and the doc told him, that if he
                                                                                                                                                          keeps this up, he'll end up dead.
                                                                                                                                                          So he decided to sign up for a gym. He went to the most
                                                                                                                                                          sophisticaed, ultra-huge gym, a building 25 stories tall.
                                                                                                                                                          He walks to the reception, and says - I want to have the
                                                                                                                                                          fastest workout this gym can offer me, for $200.00.
                                                                                                                                                          So the guy says "hey - no problem, 10th floor, room 1017"
                                                                                                                                                          The dude pays, and takes the elevator.
                                                                                                                                                          He enters the huge room, and sees this beautiful, naked
                                                                                                                                                          woman, standing in the far corner. The woman says: "If you
                                                                                                                                                          catch me, I'm yours !"
                                                                                                                                                          And the guy had a great workout trying to catch her, but
                                                                                                                                                          didn't get lucky...
                                                                                                                                                          So after a week, he comes back to the gym, and thinks
                                                                                                                                                          "if I got that for $200.00, I wonder what I'll get for $500.00..."
                                                                                                                                                          So he says to the receptionist: "Give me your $500.00
                                                                                                                                                          fast-workout deal"
                                                                                                                                                          -"Sure, 25th floor, room 2599"
                                                                                                                                                          Takes the elevator, enters the room.
                                                                                                                                                          Inside this huge hall, on the far corner, stands a huge,
                                                                                                                                                          drooling, full of sweat and smelly man, who says: "If I catch
                                                                                                                                                          you, you're mine !"
                                                                                                                                                          lol


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                                                                                                                                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                                                              Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 40077
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              wimps

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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 10633
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by jarass
                                                                                                                                                                  A Fat Joke

                                                                                                                                                                  This guy was really fat, and the doc told him, that if he
                                                                                                                                                                  keeps this up, he'll end up dead.
                                                                                                                                                                  So he decided to sign up for a gym. He went to the most
                                                                                                                                                                  sophisticaed, ultra-huge gym, a building 25 stories tall.
                                                                                                                                                                  He walks to the reception, and says - I want to have the
                                                                                                                                                                  fastest workout this gym can offer me, for $200.00.
                                                                                                                                                                  So the guy says "hey - no problem, 10th floor, room 1017"
                                                                                                                                                                  The dude pays, and takes the elevator.
                                                                                                                                                                  He enters the huge room, and sees this beautiful, naked
                                                                                                                                                                  woman, standing in the far corner. The woman says: "If you
                                                                                                                                                                  catch me, I'm yours !"
                                                                                                                                                                  And the guy had a great workout trying to catch her, but
                                                                                                                                                                  didn't get lucky...
                                                                                                                                                                  So after a week, he comes back to the gym, and thinks
                                                                                                                                                                  "if I got that for $200.00, I wonder what I'll get for $500.00..."
                                                                                                                                                                  So he says to the receptionist: "Give me your $500.00
                                                                                                                                                                  fast-workout deal"
                                                                                                                                                                  -"Sure, 25th floor, room 2599"
                                                                                                                                                                  Takes the elevator, enters the room.
                                                                                                                                                                  Inside this huge hall, on the far corner, stands a huge,
                                                                                                                                                                  drooling, full of sweat and smelly man, who says: "If I catch
                                                                                                                                                                  you, you're mine !"
                                                                                                                                                                  i posted the same joke at the top of the thread
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                                                                                                                                                                    • StacyCat
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                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 1167
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Yall suck.

                                                                                                                                                                      Yall royally suck.

                                                                                                                                                                      We just ask you to prove that you can make jokes about fat people, and you cant.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • MadCap
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 2357
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I got one




                                                                                                                                                                          Hey ya fat fuck

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                                                                                                                                                                            • beergood
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 2918
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by beergood
                                                                                                                                                                              Sarah & Stacey. A couple of fat asses.
                                                                                                                                                                              icq: 320340263

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                                                                                                                                                                                • PlayGirl
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 1062
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • bhutocracy
                                                                                                                                                                                      Not making A Comeback
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 10218
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                                                                                                                                      Yo Momma Is So Fat...

                                                                                                                                                                                      She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
                                                                                                                                                                                      i've always liked that one.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • MadCap
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 2357
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by beergood




                                                                                                                                                                                          fat fuck

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • junction
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 2411
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              My girlfriend asked me if the dress she was wearing made her look fat.

                                                                                                                                                                                              I said, no sweetie, its your fat that makes you look fat.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • maxdaname
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 5193
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yo mama is so fat she needs 2 chair to sit!
                                                                                                                                                                                                  - Hank Hill

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Persius
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her
                                                                                                                                                                                                      a pair of shoes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.


                                                                                                                                                                                                      those are some good ones

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