Why are fat chicks so much better at blowjobs?
 

You know it is true, but why?

They have to work for what they get in return..

I never got blown by a fat chick...

Is it true?








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unsatisfaction with there selves, while skinny hot chicks comb there hair in a mirror, fat chicks are blowing bannanas

wtf?

:1orglaugh That's good.

Because they know that NOBODY really wants to fuck them, so they have to practise this skill...

It seems it is so, anyway they are not reluctant to suck it.

I treat a fatbitch like 7-Up, i never have, i never will.

Thats the truth. :thumbsup

they have to give you a reason to keep them around?

yeah because all of us fat chicks are just lining up and begging to suck your cock..give me a break.

unfortunately i know the answer to that, yes it is true bud

I think its becasue your an idiot.

The worse blowjob I've had in my life was from a fat chick...

Needless to say I never went back

That is a very good question.

I think it must be because they have some sort of oral fixation.

so, you are selling fake pussies in your sig...for personal usage?

Well, at least I didn't get nailed

yep thats what i was thinkin. next fat girl i see ill ask and find out.

You have a problem with that? A twitch of replacement phobia?

You are the first I have ever heard claiming this.

they have a bigger mouth..

they are use to stuffing siziable objects in there..


it's a hotdog!

you cant be serious. with as many virgins in this thread who would faint at the sight of a real girl......you cant be serious. :evil-laug

I am sure there area a multitude of theories and actual reasons, but in the long run, who cares? Just let them keep on doing it!

Hogger!

:thumbsup

They have fat lips and they are by God 10 times better than skinny doped fucks.

Ni, I am not Hogger.

This one is really simple. A fat chick is not fawned over like a hot chick. Hot babes are simply given most things in life, and therefore they have to make very little effort at everything else in their lives. Fat chicks are another story. They generally have to develop other aspects of themselves in order to get by in society. Therefore, they develop the ability to give great blowjobs because men are likely to stick around for a while longer if they're getting good head. It's sort of like how a blind person develops a heightened sense of hearing. A fat chick simply develops a heightened ability to suck cock.

no, just wondering how you would know if you never had a real blowjob.

That is a very cynical way of looking at life - dont you think. Such a superficial set of values. I expect that you agree that a persons inner values are far more important than superficial looks. Beauty is after all only skin d3eep.

Do you think that the porn industry has had something to do with the superficialization of values during the last two decades?

how about we test his theory and I give you a blowjob and let him know how it was?


Mind you there would have to be a skinny girl involved just to make it a real test..or just a whole line of fat girls like me and then if one of us gives bad head it blows the theory.

Oh - I see. Well that is of course a very valid point of view.

The truth is of course I do not KNOW - I am only trying to piece together a worldview from things I have read on GFY.

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Here is one of our stickers.


http://www.consumptionjunction.com/a...n/fatgirls.gif

Because they're hungry.

If only it was realistic to believe that people aren't superficial. The fact remains that fat people, and ugly people, start the race of life a long distance behind the good looking people. Studies have been done that show you will get better grades if you're good looking because teachers are more inclined to grade your papers nicely.

Dude, you are taking sex ed lessons from GFY?

Nope - that is not the case. In fact there is one fat chick I would very much like to do it with who has been rejecting me for years.

Well, and the sites I piece together of course. Why - is there a better place?

I am guessing the cast of Romper Room has seen more action.