How can I Get my GF to give me a Blow job?
 

She just won't do it! The thought of having a penis in her mouth gross' her out!

I seriously would dump her just for that.

Crazy...

Get her drunk and pound her mouth

Thats the most beautiful thing I've heard.

Had the same prob. Shes gone now, ditch her so you really want to spend forever with no bj's

just wait till she is sleepng - then shove your dick in her mouth.

:1orglaugh , nice

Fuck man i'll get a bj elsewhere be nice if she would do it

i had that problem once.
yea once.

what ya have to do is turn the bitch out.

the shits not easy though and only a few true players know how to turn a bitch out.

eat and fuck that pussy till the lining wears out, then fuck her till the 2nd layer wears out. then the third.

im talkin RAW.

you got to turn her on so much she'll do anything for you.

you get a girl to that point, shes an animal and a changed bitch afterwards too.

she'll do anything for you.

but it aint like you fuck her for 8 hours striaght and no breaks, you gotta alternate your game, fuck style and freak level

hence

the shits not easy and only experienced players know how to turn a bitch out.


good luck.

have you guys ever tried to give a bj
well it's not that fun :)

cover it in chocolate :Graucho

While she's talking to you about how she doesn't like giving blow jobs, take your cock and shove it her mouth. Grab her head and show her how it's done.

Where's that video of that porn star rambling and the guy comes over and shoves his cock in her mouth to shut her up.

Tell her if you suck on my dick pretty good, their will be money coming out of it... that should work...

tell her to stfu and suck the cock or out the door she goes

simple.

Send her to me for a weekend ...

I'll train her for you :thumbsup


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She like Chocolate! That and the turn her out thing might work! :Graucho

tell her diamonds cum out of it.

My other GFs loved giving head! I love licking pussy!:Graucho
I'm told that my Pussy licking is as good as Lesbian lickers!

put ice cream on it...


they all love ice cream....


:thumbsup :thumbsup

Dip your shit in syrup and sprinkles!

muahahahah hilarious

:1orglaugh

do 69 position
there´s no way around your cock then :thumbsup

Don't ever eat her out unless she gives you head...give and take relationships goddammit...every girl should know this.

hahahahahahaa!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

ruffies...

lol. i saw that; that was funny! :1orglaugh

You fucking fool!!!!!

Any girl that will not give you head is not YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!

DUMP DA BIATCH!!!! Before she dumps you because girls like that will meet some MoFo at a bar that she thinks is hot and blow him the first night and end up dumping you for him and sucking his dick every day.

There's no such thing as girls that don't suck cock; there's just girls that don't suck your cock!!

it's like the "Black dudes don't eat pussy" thang; I never licked a pussy...until I found a pussy I wanted to lick and then I licked it every fucking day. And now when I pick a babe up from a bar I eat her pussy wether I fell like it or not because that's her reward for choosing me over the 95 million other fucking guys that's trying to pick her up that night.

Get a new GF and stop bull shitting.

all I was trying to say is that there are diferent type of girls out there...not all men like going down either :)

what are her reasons for not doing it???

I have a friend who hasn't had it in 4 1/2 years....he's dying for it and she is really stubborn...

I told him to play her game, no head??? no cunniligus for u bitch!!!

btw, is that why your sig is "HEAD"??:winkwink:

So Head can't get head?

I'll give you a head start - Head over to the fancy dress shop - Head up to the 2nd floor and buy a Bill Clinton head -and a Monica Lewinksy head -
Head home and head toward your girlfriend.
Both don heads and tell her you feel like being the real president - Tell her she must wear the Lewinsky head, and head for under the table -
When she is there - Poke a gun against her head and say:
Stick your head on heads cock and give head or fucking lose your head -

prude.

:Graucho

i have to agree, sucking cock is mandatory prerequesite....hell id put deepthroating up there too

:glugglug

I know. And it must suck to date a guy that won't go down!

Just get her really really really drunk. Wine usually does it! Chicks love nice Wine and its really really strong.

Should do the trick!

Have you tried taking a shower?
Maybe if you weren't so stanky she wouldn't mind so much.
For god's sake man, use the soap!

Also; try cliping your pubes and shave your dick and balls with a razor.

When I use a public restroom and see a 4 inch pube on the urinal I think "now there's a guy that aint getting blown because he's fucking nasty"!!!

She will do it if you find the way to let her try

No my nick name is Headly. My Real name is 'Edward'. 'Ed' 'Head'
I think it's kind of funny