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 Smokey The Bear  01-02-2004 06:30 PM

The Farting Banner Blows !!
 
I would just like to say that i think the gfy flash banners with ONLOAD sounds really suck ass.

I dont mind mouseover sounds on flash banners , but that fart banner that re-farts every 8 seconds is annoying as hell.

It wouldnt be so bad if they had the sound in a frame that was only played once , but it plays it over and over again.

Im wondering if i can rent some ad space from gfy, because i would like to rent the ad space and not promote anything, just an ad that says SMOKEY THE BEAR KICKS ASS over and over again at 100 decibals.

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SoundMan 01-02-2004 06:31 PM

Turn off your sound :thumbsup

AphEX 01-02-2004 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoundMan
Turn off your sound :thumbsup
what he said

 Smokey The Bear  01-02-2004 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoundMan
Turn off your sound :thumbsup
I like listening to music while i surf gfy. And it mixes the farting into the music. :)



Plus you know if one guy has it next week they will be having full talking banners in here .

Plus if i turn off the sound then it makes the legit banners that use mouseover instead of load sounds turn off as well.

Conclusion: not a very good solution

RRRED 01-02-2004 06:49 PM

Our designer is fixing it right as we speak. We thought it had been fixed... sorry ;)

 Smokey The Bear  01-02-2004 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
Our designer is fixing it right as we speak. We thought it had been fixed... sorry ;)
No problem.

It really messes with the classical music i was listening too :)

Kimmykim 01-02-2004 06:57 PM

I just love that Turd!!!!!

SoundMan 01-02-2004 06:58 PM

Just a thought? why even use that fart sound?

Well smokey did have a valid point on it being to loud!

tell your guy RRed to reduce it by 10 db or so..

budz 01-02-2004 07:20 PM

ROFL@!#@ my g/f was on the phone..

I just moused over that banner on accident.

Her mom thought I shit myself.

 Smokey The Bear  01-02-2004 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by budz
ROFL@!#@ my g/f was on the phone..

I just moused over that banner on accident.

Her mom thought I shit myself.

You didnt mouse over it . It plays onload over and over again.

budz 01-02-2004 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


You didnt mouse over it . It plays onload over and over again.

oh, I closed the page quick as hell

NoCarrier 01-02-2004 07:29 PM

Use a popup remover software where you can also turn off flash animations.

That's what I do.

I see "[flash]" instead

nofx 01-02-2004 07:31 PM

yea quite annoying when i'm listening to music and surfing gfy

 Smokey The Bear  01-02-2004 07:31 PM

Now if they were clever they could do one that was cool.

Like on mouseOUT of the banner it could play a loop that waits for like a full minute or 2 of blank space and then plays a really loud announcement :)

axelcat 01-02-2004 07:32 PM

Its actually a great banner

 Smokey The Bear  01-02-2004 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Use a popup remover software where you can also turn off flash animations.

That's what I do.

I see "[flash]" instead

I like the flash i just dont like having it played on load. Flash Sounds should be played only when your mouse is over the banner , and stop as soon as your mouse has left the banner.

 Smokey The Bear  01-02-2004 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by axelcat
Its actually a great banner
Its boring and not clever in any way. Its your basic fart humour. Doesnt really say much about the company at all. I suppose it gets some attention , but when im looking for a new sponsor , thats not what im looking for. :) But i wasnt commenting on the banner , just the fact it plays the sounds over and over in a loop and loud onload

aaron 01-02-2004 07:40 PM

ive yet to see an ad the utilizes sound in a good way, they are all annoying as fuck.

Living For Today 01-02-2004 07:44 PM

yeah it was very annoying. mixes in with the music very annoying!

Shok 01-02-2004 08:26 PM

Yes godamnit its fucking annoying....godamn that boobiebucks...godamn you all to hell!!

Kelsti 01-02-2004 08:41 PM

Damn you are a whiney bitch. You have posted in 2 threads now about this banner. I actually think it's pretty damn funny. If you don't like it, reload the page.

The Truth Hurts 01-02-2004 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*
[B]I would just like to say that i think the gfy flash banners with ONLOAD sounds really suck ass.
Yeah, it's almost as bad as cocksmokers that force their sig on people.



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baddog 01-02-2004 09:12 PM

I don't think I have ever agreed with Smokey before, so I guess it is true when they say there is a first time for everything

nathan_f 01-02-2004 09:34 PM

It's still doing it....

 Smokey The Bear  01-03-2004 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
I don't think I have ever agreed with Smokey before, so I guess it is true when they say there is a first time for everything
:thumbsup At least your honest :)

baddog 01-03-2004 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


:thumbsup At least your honest :)

my integrity is my most valued asset

Trax 01-03-2004 05:24 AM

i really have to question Lensman for letting such a shit go online on his board

Arty 01-03-2004 05:56 AM

Yes, do not use sounds on banners please :)

At least it should be mouse over only... I had to decide that few times and in all cases we've agreed with my clients to not to use sounds... At the end, two of the current banners at GFY are sound free and they are not loosing any attention becuase of that..

Mr. Mojo Risin 01-03-2004 08:41 AM

it's pretty annoying... get's your attention though.. I guess that's the point

loverboy 01-03-2004 09:09 AM

i agree, its really annoying and not sound to catch anyones
attention. the sooner the problem is fixed, the better audience
you will get. speed it up :thumbsup

nathan_f 01-03-2004 09:21 AM

My first reaction is: "where the fuck is that comming from, and how do I stop it" not, "gee, that is an great fartning noise..must click..."

Has it done well for you? I suppose the attention about it may make people click it.

TDF 01-03-2004 09:22 AM

I LOVE it

QualityMpegs 01-03-2004 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoundMan
Turn off your sound :thumbsup
It's annoying to have to turn the sounds on and off and on and off because of a banner

SoundMan 01-03-2004 09:44 AM

i only make ones with the mouse over-out options.

JSA Matt 01-03-2004 09:46 AM

lol, I know I posted "i hate that banner" in this thread... where did it go?

 Smokey The Bear  01-03-2004 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trax
i really have to question Lensman for letting such a shit go online on his board
I dont think he allowed it im pretty sure there are rules about this. I think its remotely hosted.

 Smokey The Bear  01-03-2004 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
Our designer is fixing it right as we speak. We thought it had been fixed... sorry ;)
I could fix that in about 5 minutes just send over the flash file.

1mx 01-03-2004 06:39 PM

That banner is annoying. I am jamming out to some music and the next thing I know ytcracker is droping ass during the middle of his tracks.

NoCarrier 01-03-2004 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Mojo Risin
it's pretty annoying... get's your attention though.. I guess that's the point
Sure did, but the last thing I wanted was to click it.

So their strategy miserably failed.

Designers still stuck in the Anal phase should not design, period.

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The anal stage of motivational development is characterized by the child's central area of bodily concern is the rectum. Bowel movements become a source of pleasure to the child. He may defecate often to achieve this pleasure. This, however, would bring him into conflict with his parents. The conflict leads the child to develop an ego. He comes to realize tht he cannot always do what he wants when he wants. He learns that there are certain times when it it appropriate to expel waste nd other times when it is inappropriate. He gradually comes to understand his mother's wishes and abides by them.

 Smokey The Bear  01-03-2004 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier


Sure did, but the last thing I wanted was to click it.

So their strategy miserably failed.

Designers still stuck in the Anal phase should not design, period.

Child Development: The Anal Phase
The anal stage of motivational development is characterized by the child's central area of bodily concern is the rectum. Bowel movements become a source of pleasure to the child. He may defecate often to achieve this pleasure. This, however, would bring him into conflict with his parents. The conflict leads the child to develop an ego. He comes to realize tht he cannot always do what he wants when he wants. He learns that there are certain times when it it appropriate to expel waste nd other times when it is inappropriate. He gradually comes to understand his mother's wishes and abides by them.

:thumbsup Exactly , and besides that point. The banner doesnt tell me anything about the company at all. Doesnt interest me in the least. It does make me refresh the page instantly though :)


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