i started packing for Vegas (Pic)
 

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http://www.juicylinks.com/images/luggage.jpg

Is that viagra i can see

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I hope you got your remote location AIM test. If not, do it now 818-981-5681.

Is your matress on the floor?

Looks like your already done packing Juicy.

I see your breath is naturally kicking...:1orglaugh

homosexuality is a bitch

hehehehe fuck another classic thread in the making... the comments so far are priceless :1orglaugh

I like the blue listerine

I cant get hard on camera yo , i aint no POV actor :(

Nah its low though so when i kick the ladies out of bed they dont fall down a big distance

Futons rule. That way the men don't whine when I kick their ass out of bed to make my fucking coffee. :glugglug

uhm

WHERE IS THE DIPPTY-DOO!

The industrial size container won't fit in his suitcase :1orglaugh

Damnit... good help is hard to find these days!

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Oh I forgot, thats packed in with the perfume in his u-haul.

FAG!

careful with that mouthwash.. the pressure will squeeze it out all over your clothes :)

Good tip, are you speaking from experience?

Yes :)

You're up instead then. See you there! ICQ me your cell #.

Polo by Ralph Lauren..........Isnt that Kind of Gay ??:1orglaugh

Thought this pic was good for some photoshop action.
http://www.maxwhores.com/richard/luggaged.jpg:winkwink:

Are you planning on getting laid

Im shy :winkwink:

POV.. my roommate wants to be a pornstar.. he is dumb as a rock with a 9" cock so I figure he is pornstar material :)

Polo... ick. Drakkar Noir, now THAT stuff is a turn-on. Drives me up the bedroom wall and back down again. :winkwink:

Here's a site I'm sure you will love to shop from.

http://www.2xist.com/products.asp

Well then don't get on him for not wanting to do it.

Perfect. Find a pretty girl that wants to fuck him on camera & bring em to Vegas and I'll give them a shot.

I was watching that Seymour Butts show on showtime i think it was , and the guy couldnt get a woodie Seymour was like now you know why you see the same 3-4 guys in evry porn flick

Notice its the king size bottle.... must be some serious stank problems there....

I smoke yooooooooooo I like to keep good hygiene . I have a tongue brush also

only the thongs , evry suburbsexual wears polo :Graucho

It happens to the best of us. I have replaced & been replaced by many a stunt cock. That's why I shoot POV - it turns me on more than the pressure of fucking a girl in front of 10 to 50 people on set. I'm still bringin the Juice to the strip clubs to scout with me in Vegas, even he can catch a few pointers from me & me from him.

Edit - I didn't see that it was the Juice himself who wrote this.

Gentlemen take note. Learn from the mighty Guido. Women truly appreciate this extra step.

women that smoke don't even take that extra step. :)

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