Taking a huge dump at work
 

What is your opinion on this. I do not. I wait till I get home to do this now. I used to just let them fly - but I have since learned coworkers don't like that.

So what say you. Take massive shits at work or no?

Grow up, if you have to use the lavatory, then do so.

well right now im working at a coffee shop. i just got done with the coffee and a cigarette... so it just might be that time

fuck yeah load up the pooper use lots of tp make a small island that floats above the water pretend its atlantas and flush it down the drain then pretend its noahs ark rain and watch the flood of poo spread forth intot he bathroom floor like a plague from the good book

You don't seem to understand man. I get sick to my stomach often and it makes the washroom unuseable.

It's a curtousy more than anything to not do so at work.

fuck it after a big surf I love to unload in the toilet all over the seat and leave the pile there for someone else to fucking enjoy

if your sick that makes it soo much better

sick poo smells the best

Do what ya gotta do, when you gotta do it.. But at work Ill try to hold it in :1orglaugh

Two things to learn for better at-work shitting :

1. Advanced Hovering (perching on the toilet)
2. The COURTESY FLUSH! <---works good when shitting at a womans house

Poo Poo Platter Anyone?

:1orglaugh

one of the best shits i ever took was at work.

Just a reminder to everyone that Tofu is the MASTER of this niche.

one time i was at work and on the phone with a friend from out of town. he pissed me off about winning a public food fight that we had a few weeks before. i got off the phone, took some plastic wrap and put down the seat. shit in the plastic, wrapped it up, and sent it UPS ground to his office. he called a few days later when he got it and the UPS guy was pissed that it was stinking up his truck, thought it was a dead animal. the guy was laughing so hard that he couldnt talk. he made the front desk girl open it and unwrap it to see what it was.... i can still hear the screams

I know but we like POOOOOO

whats wrong?? cant poo?

Hemroids

where is stile when ya need em

shit at work while you can.

once they throw you out it will be too late.

and they will shit on you.

:1orglaugh

Oh fuck i'm dying here!
ROFL!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

if u gotta go, u gotta go.

hehe, that's one of the funniest things i've read on here
:thumbsup

When I had a job I used to wait until I got to work to shit. I always liiked the idea of getting paid to poo.

thanks I havent posted in quite a while and have some pent up aggression


agro poo is good too

force it out as quick as possible


blast the shitter

hot likken!!!!!!!!
own3d!

Well here is a funny one, we played a joke on a guy that was taking 20 miniute shit, there was a 1.5" space under the door, so what we did is light a pack of black jack firecrackers and slid them under the crack! DAM WAS HE PISSED OFF! we heard him bang somthing in there.. never forget it!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hmm I will have to put that in the employee handbook

clock out before shitting

I dont wanna pay people to unload at work

as a matter of fact I have a new policy no shitting at work

This thread is the best.

priceless!!! just remember to always have a pack of matches at your desk so that u can kill the smell!!!:2 cents:

my property management company just called and one of my rentals toilet overflowed cost $2000 TO REPAIR


fucking karma see
I posted funy shit and the powers that be saw it humopurous to fuck me in the ass hahhhah

I have a private bathroom at work.

When we officed in a building where the entire building shared a bathroom I would drive home to take a digger.

rental poo

all of the sudden the coffee shop that lars and i are at started smelling like poo

Just buy a can of glade to spraw with after your done.

plop :glugglug

As long as there are "ass gaskets" around

I'll shit anywhere-

EXCEPT AIRPORTS and on AIrplanes

I was on the can once on an Airplane when I was taking a dump and someone pulled the door open- This old lady had a look of fright when she saw me trying to hold the door shut and she pulled as hard as she could

That old bitch nearly peeled me on the toilet!

I nearly pissed all over myself haven't flown Delta since.

LMAO in my teen we had a punk band me and some friends i was doing vocals for called gold plated Hemroids :thumbsup

Reminds me of somethign I did to the fucktwads at the hotel in Vancouver where they did the last Webmaster Summit...

That will teach them to put me on the watch list... :321GFY

this thread is too funny :1orglaugh

hahahah - NO hot link for you!