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lightswitch 12-28-2003 12:15 AM

Damit I got pulled over on my way home from the bar!
 
Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!

Oracle Porn 12-28-2003 12:16 AM

You're dangering the life of other drivers you drunk fuck!

Pornwolf 12-28-2003 12:16 AM

Oh yeah, the Butte P.D. are known for their brutatlity.

Veterans Day 12-28-2003 12:17 AM

whats important is you didnt take a mom and her kid out fuckhead. Drinking and driving is lame. Your a loser:321GFY

The Truth Hurts 12-28-2003 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lightswitch
Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!
maybe next time you'll wipe out a family of four instead.

asshole.

GeXus 12-28-2003 12:18 AM

Good job man.. Always remember, When driving drunk, dont admit it!

TiGrrPrr 12-28-2003 12:18 AM

not even a 'follow the pen' test? Lucky you!:thumbsup

Rictor 12-28-2003 12:20 AM

6 beers in 4 hours? No one is going to get drunk off six beers in 4 hours.

Ludedude 12-28-2003 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
6 beers in 4 hours? No one is going to get drunk off six beers in 4 hours.
I have to agree.

psyko514 12-28-2003 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
6 beers in 4 hours? No one is going to get drunk off six beers in 4 hours.
regardless, it's still illegal.

fucking scumbag.

Pornwolf 12-28-2003 12:28 AM

Not true. I have a friend in his lat 30's that still can't drink more than 2 Bud Lights without getting a little drunk.

fuzebox 12-28-2003 12:29 AM

Uh...

Fix your break lights?

laura99 12-28-2003 12:30 AM

It's not illegal here as long as you are under the limit. Takes around 4 drinks in an hour to get close to that limit. Of course everyones body is a little different but 6 in 4 hours isn't going to do shit for me but keep my lips wet.

JDog 12-28-2003 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
You're dangering the life of other drivers you drunk fuck!
There's a difference between having a few drinks and being drunk! He never said he was drunk!

jDoG

JDog 12-28-2003 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


regardless, it's still illegal.

fucking scumbag.

It's only illegal if you're above 0.08! :winkwink:

So fuckyou asshole!

jDoG

funkmaster 12-28-2003 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lightswitch
Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!
... you are a fucking asshole, and that's all I have to say about you, hope they get yo next time and hopefully you will not kill a kid at the zebra crossings ...

Paul Markham 12-28-2003 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
You're dangering the life of other drivers you drunk fuck!
Said it all, look at the stats on road accidents and drunk drivers.

Shame is you are proud enough about it to come here and boast.
:BangBang:

The Truth Hurts 12-28-2003 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
Not true. I have a friend in his lat 30's that still can't drink more than 2 Bud Lights without getting a little drunk.
i'm the same way.

SomeCreep 12-28-2003 12:35 AM

Driving drunk is all fun and games and nothing bad ever happens until one day you kill someones only child or run over someones grandma and get her brains all over your right front tire.

Vitasoy 12-28-2003 12:35 AM

don't drink and drive :(

Ludedude 12-28-2003 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


regardless, it's still illegal.

fucking scumbag.

It is? Only if his BAC was above 0.10% (the BAC limit in MT if you're over 21) and for the average person it takes a whole lot more than 6 beers in 4 hours.

source: http://www.realbeer.com/edu/health/when.php

I don't advocate DWI but please make a small effort at knowing what the fuck you are talking about.

SureFire 12-28-2003 12:39 AM

:( Brag about it with you friends.

Maru 12-28-2003 12:40 AM

Uncool. :(

arial 12-28-2003 12:41 AM

Why is everyone so hostile?

1. Six beers in four hours wont do shit.
2. If you get drunk off of six beers in four you deserve to go to jail and be cellmates with Tiny.
3. The legal drinking limit (in most areas) is 0.8 six beers in four hours is no where near that.

My :2 cents:

psyko514 12-28-2003 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude


It is? Only if his BAC was above 0.10% (the BAC limit in MT if you're over 21) and for the average person it takes a whole lot more than 6 beers in 4 hours.

source: http://www.realbeer.com/edu/health/when.php

I don't advocate DWI but please make a small effort at knowing what the fuck you are talking about.

i didn't see him post his BAC anywhere.

for all you know, it could have been .12% or .16%
you also don't know if he's 21+

Veterans Day 12-28-2003 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial
Why is everyone so hostile?

1. Six beers in four hours wont do shit.
2. If you get drunk off of six beers in four you deserve to go to jail and be cellmates with Tiny.
3. The legal drinking limit (in most areas) is 0.8 six beers in four hours is no where near that.

My :2 cents:

cause we all know 6 beers means 10-12. Drunks are the most annoying fucks.

xxxoutsourcing 12-28-2003 12:42 AM

You got skills man, next time do a pre check inspection of the car, always carry a pre drive check list in the glove box, lights, tyres, horn, wipers and after that.
CHECK yourself!!!!!!!!!(HELLO)

How would you feel if you wiped someout, not just Mum or kid, but a dad that is the bread and butter for the family, how would that kid feel with no dad or the lady with no husband!

Check youself, Fuck driving take a cab or hire a driver for fuck sake man.:2 cents:

Ludedude 12-28-2003 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


i didn't see him post his BAC anywhere.

for all you know, it could have been .12% or .16%
you also don't know if he's 21+

You're right, he didn't post his BAC but going from the accepted averages he would be way below the level for his state assuming he's over 21. Just like you assumed that he was blind drunk, commiting a felony and a scumbag, I assumed he's over 21.

Let's continue this train of thought. Assuming he is indeed under 21 and of average weight (180 pounds), 6 beers in 4 hours might put him over the 0.02% BAC limit for those under 21 in MT. Then again, it might not. In either case, you jumped to unsupported conclusions and attacked him without full knowledge of the facts.

dij 12-28-2003 12:47 AM

wow

SoundMan 12-28-2003 12:49 AM

Hey I have been there! you all settle down!

#1 drink at home.
#2 have a friend drive you or walk to the bar.
#3 in most cases your limit is 3 beers per hr for a 180 lb person.
#4 they can arrest you for .02 if they want! the Police.
#5 it costs to much for dwi - I had one 10 years back.
#6 when you crash you die even if your still alive!

I am no preacher, I hate Cops BUT if you wana get drunk walk and scream and yell all you want, worst you can get for that is 12 hr lockdown.. and nothing else!

xanx 12-28-2003 12:53 AM

Quote:

It's not illegal here as long as you are under the limit.

Wrong!

psyko514 12-28-2003 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude


You're right, he didn't post his BAC but going from the accepted averages he would be way below the level for his state assuming he's over 21. Just like you assumed that he was blind drunk, commiting a felony and a scumbag, I assumed he's over 21.

Let's continue this train of thought. Assuming he is indeed under 21 and of average weight (180 pounds), 6 beers in 4 hours might put him over the 0.02% BAC limit for those under 21 in MT. Then again, it might not. In either case, you jumped to unsupported conclusions and attacked him without full knowledge of the facts.

if he was under the legal limit, then what exactly did he escape from and why did he lie about how many drinks he had?

Ludedude 12-28-2003 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuzebox
Uh...

Fix your break lights?

The lights is already break, that's why he got pulled over. What he needs to do is fix his BRAKE lights so the cops won't BREAK his balls :winkwink:

MetaMan 12-28-2003 12:56 AM

sure u "got away" you know dam well the cop had you sucking him off. haha tea bagger!

Ludedude 12-28-2003 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


if he was under the legal limit, then what exactly did he escape from and why did he lie about how many drinks he had?

Everyone I've ever seen on COPS lies to the police when they're pulled over. Most common reason given? "I was scared." Maybe he was scared about them finding the body in the trunk? Who knows but with the information given (and that's all any of us have to work with) it's highly unlikely that he was indeed DWI. Not impossible, just not too highly fucking likely.

You telling me you NEVER had 2 beers in an hour and got behind the wheel?

xanx 12-28-2003 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


if he was under the legal limit, then what exactly did he escape from and why did he lie about how many drinks he had?

people get charged w/ DUI all day long and blow under the legal limit.

psyko514 12-28-2003 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude


Everyone I've ever seen on COPS lies to the police when they're pulled over. Most common reason given? "I was scared." Maybe he was scared about them finding the body in the trunk? Who knows but with the information given (and that's all any of us have to work with) it's highly unlikely that he was indeed DWI. Not impossible, just not too highly fucking likely.

You telling me you NEVER had 2 beers in an hour and got behind the wheel?

If he wasn't DWI, then what did he escape from?

I don't drive, so no, I never have done that.

My girlfriend, however, does drive, and she has never done that.

Ludedude 12-28-2003 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


If he wasn't DWI, then what did he escape from?

I don't drive, so no, I never have done that.

My girlfriend, however, does drive, and she has never done that.

Again, I can't answer what he thinks he escaped from.

Congratulations, your girlfriend must be an angel.

Vitasoy 12-28-2003 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
sure u "got away" you know dam well the cop had you sucking him off. haha tea bagger!

haha :1orglaugh

maxjohan 12-28-2003 01:35 AM

serious-- six beers is a lot. If you have taken a driver license you will know that beer goes out of you body slowly.

It's probably 6 six beers in 30 minutes-- drunk like fuck-- playing the guido game-- no tuna-- driving home alone.


I don't know- but I do know that you should never
drink and drive.

:glugglug


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