Win Houston's Boob
 

That's right were giving away Houston's boob and thought hell who better but the loyal GFY'ers to take a crack at this one!!??

The person that cums (yeah yeah cheesy but what the hell I am feeling cheesy today) up with the Most Creative way to put this wonderful example of modern medicine to use gets to take it home for Life!! Ok so I'll ship it to you but you get the idea....

Like me, I'd use it as a resting place for my candy penis that I can't bear to throw away. See, I'd never win the contest with that cause how fucking boring is that!!?? So come up with some super cool super clever super creative way to use Houston's Boob and it is all yours! We're gonna go ahead and accept entries (via this thread) til tomorrow at around 3pm PST, that way I can get it shipped it's new owner before I take off for Christmas, how fucking cool is that!!???

So guys check it out.....it's even Signed!!!!!!

http://pornkings.com/gfy/boobwruler.gif

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that pic is good and all, but what i think we really need is a perspective photo; maybe use carol to do the comparison

Can I get $20 bucks intsead? :)

Call me crazy...but it'd either be a pillow on my couch. Or I'd freeze it and use it as an ice pack.

Or an insert for an ice chest...lol ice chest...to keep my beer cold on trips to the beach.

It's not nice to make fun of little people and not smart when the little person is your capable of kicking your ass!

do you need to take a nap?

use it to play catch with your son/daughter

i want it

were i to posess it id open a site called: ask houstons boob


doling out info on various consumer topics related to the online porn industry


such as best sites, payment methods etc



plenty of pics and such, maybe figure out a way to get the boob to hold signs




i KNOW thats the best concept that anyones gonna come up with so gimme it now

hahahahaha now there's an idea

This thread is just marginally less repugnant than one about selling kidneys.

That's easy....mousepad.

Maybe a wrist rest for my mouse hand.

either a cushion for hemoroid releif or one of those gel arm rests for your mouse arm

Daym just piped me too it dude

nahh not yet

unless someone can shoot it into orbit with a banner on it i win

:thumbsup

Pop out when KB sat on her while she was snorting coke?

or come up with a better idea than houstons psychic implant. although the flying tit with banner is pretty good

That's not very nice

I'd strap it to my steering wheel. Safety First.

dude lets face it, NO ONE is gonna build an entire site around that implant but me.


i win

I'd use it to teach pilates to midgets...

hmmm an airbag....I like that

I'd mount it on the wall & have it as a conversation piece :1orglaugh

you make a good point about building the site

how well does saline freeze?

That's incredibly gross. :P

and you have my solemn word ill by god fucking do it too

:Graucho

I would decorate it as a star and top off my xmas tree with it, or drop it at midnite 12/31/03.

a solemn promise is damn impressive

We bid on it and paid over 2k for it if I remember correctly.

I bought a temper pedic pillow so i have no use for it anymore.

Tomorrow we will let the gfyer;s decide who won? good luck LOL
it makes a nice pillow for you kids

Oye memories-

I miss that thing-
I think I came across it a couple of times....

:Graucho

wanna bet? I made an entire site about cock roaches fucking.
http://bootybone.com/madsex

I Think I'd use it as a stress relief ball. I'd squeeze it all day.

If I win it, I'll take it to all the conventions and let people feel it.

Better yet, I'd auction it off to a woman with only one tit, and give the proceeds to a charity. I think PattyCake knows of a nice foundation to help children.

Imagine "dipping" that and coloring it for Easter. :Graucho

I think it's a "breast for all seasons"!!!

I would make a coffee table book called the adventures of Houston's fake boob
i would have photos taken at places of interest...on the glass at a Hockey game....behind stage...at the Getty with a piccaso etc.

thats nasty, who would want some old raunchy titty

Houston doesn't snort coke Brad-
She sucks dick, there is a big difference between the two-

You are married now- so you most likely get neither
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