I'm ready to cut an insane deal. What do I need to get your traffic to CJ Bucks?
 

I'm ready to cut an insane deal. What do I need to get your traffic to CJ Bucks?

Seriously, ask for anything reasonable. Do you want higher payouts? Would you like me to send you back all the exits? Hit me up and ask for something crazy.

You want hosted landing pages?

You want a fucking new car?

Just ask and we'll provide.

I will take a new Escalade
it dont even have to be brand new
a 2002 will be fine

Done. Just send me 10,000 joins and I'll buy you one and pay you 30 dollars for each of those 10,000 joins. Sound fair?

Free Beer :glugglug and beer nuts

I will send you all my traffic IF.

You bring world peace, stop starvation... Make all the ugly chicks and assholes dissapeare..... Oh and i'll take a new car as well :Graucho

Done. Send me 1 join a day and I will have someone drop off a case of beer and a bag of nuts to your home or office every month. The brand of your choice, of course.

Done. Send me 40,000 joins and hide under a big rock because I'll need to destroy all of humanity before this can be accomplished.

Next?

i want to be kidnapped by a small army of 18 year old blonde
boys, stripped naked, blindfolded, tied up and.... um....

... so, how about airfare, hotel & internext passes?

Done. Average 25 joins over a 30 day period and I will arrange this. That's a promise. Also, I'll reimburse you for your Internext expenses or cover next years. Hell, look like you have a chance and I'll cover Internext by this time next week.

Next?

Pay for my trip to Vegas and I'll send you sign ups :)

I want a pool table :Graucho

I want to have rough sex with Rick Latona....

I'll pay 5 dollars towards your flight to vegas for every join you can send me in the next 7 days.

Next?

I want my walls to be mirrored in my house so I can see my good looking face everywhere i go in my house

Good one. Um. How many joins can you send?

How bout a box of Godivas approximately every 28 days? ;)

400 joins in one month and it is yours.

Darling you only need to call me back and let me set up the God Damn demo of Dollars.com and you'll get your Godivas.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I would almost be willing to bet he would do this to!!!!

Done. Send me a box of books and um, 1000 joins in 45 days flat. LOL

whats the best converting site ?

In order:

1. SwingForDollars.com
2. Splats.com
3. TheThrillHammer.com
4. AdultVideoOline.com
5. ToonBang.com

The others suck.

Next?

Yes yes... shok told me as well... This has been a crazy week. We'll have more time next week as some current little projects are wrapping up... I promise :) It better be as good as you say!

I like honesty. :glugglug

It's much better, trust me. Did I tell you that I guarantee traffic? I don't want to switch this thread around but I'm offering to send you a few hundred joins guaranteed so return my messages.

I want more free content. (pictures)
I want tgp templates.
I want no popups.

I tried pushing the swing for dollars site and I was 0:20,000

I was told there was script problems and I basically got fucked hardcore on all that traffic, These were people clicking on the thumbs on my site, this traffic converts on AVERAGE SITES like 1:300 to 1:400

My friend had the exact same experience over the summer, so I know It wasnt just me.

I always liked the swing for dollars site too and I always trusted cjbucks

What number did you call might I ask?

Full access to the stats admin area. Trust nobody.

We have tons of free content. Look what we give you for just one site:

http://www.cjbucks.com/promotools/co...ats/index.html

That is available to anyone promoting us.

Templates are 25 dollars each more or less. How many do you want and how many joins can you send. If I have your commitment that you will be sending me traffic I will buy you new templates weekly even if you are only sending 10 joins a week!

I have no problems turning off pop ups. I can alter the actions of any linking code. Tell me your account number and I'll shut off consoles.

Next?

10,000 sales at 1:1500 ratio - good luck.

What I want? This is easy.....

You have to convince Neriah Davis to ditch her present man and marry me.... then pay for the wedding, set us up in a pentouse suite in Vegas for a week.

I should be able to take it from there. :D

Done. You'll need to promote us through Dollars.com our B2B exchange that will change the world. It reads the processor data dumps directly so the processors can't shave. Sponsors you can promote through dollars.com include:

Porn Kings
Mega Porn Bucks
Sex Money
CJ Bucks
Ox Cash
Lightspeed Cash
Epic Cash
So Cal Cash
Traffic Cash Gold
Adult Friend Finder

And many more. Stay tuned for full details next week.

Next?

Nice I took a good text ad to use for Swing Dollars ill put up

Would you let your wife fuck your buddies for CASH?

Yessssssssssss

I just email Shok a lot. :glugglug

Send me your account number for CJ Bucks and I will Pay Pal you 100 dollars right now if that is half true.

You got 3 sites with free content
splats is the one with the most content.
somethinghammer content isn't good. like 10 pics...
Templates aren't really needed for me because Im a designer...
Turnoff popups on account # xmaninc

Thank you so very much.

That reminds me, I use to talk to Jimmy3way all the time when I was promoting cjbucks, because something was horribly wrong..

I was getting emails from site visitors saying how much they liked the site, and at that point I was still 0:8000

Ok. It'll be Monday though because I have to have my webmaster do it.