It burns when I pee.
 

:helpme

I'm sorry.

Isn't that the clap? You got the dick of death man

quick cut it off,before it spreads through your body:glugglug

i think its a bladder infection

someone said cranberry juice?


ITS NOT THE CLAP YOU FUCKING SHUT UP

Go to the doctor! :thumbsup



MrLeone

does it hurt when you shit too?

what makes you think i wanna discuss my PRIVATE bodily functions on a forum?



jeeze

squeeze the head of your dick so your piss hole opens up a little, is there any puss at all in there?

:321GFY




















no

..and if it's white - it's trihomonos, if it's yellow, it's gonorreah...

the cranberry juice will help you as much as a blow job from juicylinks...
;-))

Drink more ice water.

so thats a good thing right?


wtf is trmionoisthjoe?

or whatever?

http://www.marshfieldclinic.org/catt.../cranberry.asp

See a doc for sure. It hurts now, but it can still get worse. Cranberry juice is good but isn't suggested as a primary treatment. And by the way, no cranapple juice or anything, as the added sugar can make matters worse - get pure cranberry juice and prepare to make the O face.

thats what I was thinking too.

jim I'd go to the doctor anyway to get checked out. dont fuck around with that shit.

Even if it's a bladder infection, it's only going to get worse and more painful to pee as days go by.

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/g/gonorrhea/symptoms.htm


Time to see a doctor :glugglug

A bladder infection, something nearly all women will experience at least once in life, can turn into a more serious kidney infection if not treated with antibiotics. Common symptoms for a bladder infection are:

A burning sensation while urinating
Increased frequency of urination
Nighttime urination that doesn't normally occur
Pain above the pubic bone or in the lower back

Bladder infections most commonly occur in sexually active women, although about 10 percent of women naturally have bacteria in their vaginas that makes them more susceptible to these infections. In sexual intercourse, bacteria are pushed up the urethra, a 2- to 3-centimeter-long tube that goes from the bladder to the outside of the body. Bladder infections are rare in men because bacteria cannot easily reach their bladders--men's urethras are six to eight inches long.



WTF?

could also be a tumor....let's all have a vigil it's a benign one...
I'd hate to post epitaphy on GFY like:
"He was so young, it's just not fair he is no longer with us.."

jim, just in case,
if you want me to prepare the "he's no longer with us.."
speech for your approval now-
just wink!:Graucho

:feels-hot

it's OK, I understand...the good news is:
if this is malignant, the metatstasis goes into the liver first,
will give you 3 months of pain and siffering,
more than plenty of time to polish the speech...

I hope you don't really think that drinking cranberry juice will make a disease go away.

Only a moron would do nothing and let an infection in their dick sit there and stew and grow and grow.

whether it's a std or just a urinary tract infection, all you have to do it go to a doctor and they'll give you a shot and a couple of pills and you'll be out of there in an hour.

Plus if you have a girlfriend she needs to know now.

And go today, dont wait until monday. It's going to get worse quickly.

i do not have dick cancer

or cock rot

i have a BLADDER INFECTION

are you a doctor? how do you know?

bladder infections are more rare in men than your granny getting laid...

it's OK, son,
I was about to ask you about your hosting, but if you are dieing anyway,
I'll recomend
http://IsPrime.com
;-))))

You left out the best part, where they shove the pipe-cleaner up his peehole and root around for a few dozen seconds.


Those few seconds could seem like minutes. :Graucho

if i sign up at oprano will you stop?

maybe...but not before you make 10 posts...

if you make 50 posts,
I'll even recomend you:
1) the best surgeon
2) the best funeral parlor

can they be real spammy?

Wasn't there someone with a GFY nick like that?

nope,
they gotta be intelligent...
I know, I know, it might take you 2 months,, but
you still be with us, regardless of anything
;-=)))

SCRAPE SCRAPE

:waaaaahh

[IMG]http://www.********************/fispq/007z.jpg[/IMG]

Spamming Gonorrhea that's a new one :1orglaugh

hahhaahahhahaahhahahyaq
;-)))
LOL
;-)))))

You're a brave man Jimthefiend. If my dick was that small I wouldn't have the balls to post it here.


You da man.

Gonorrhea.

You're fucked.

THATS NOT MY DICK


jesus christ

if youre interested i CAN post it though
:Graucho

ha ha... sure sure. I beleive you. No need to raise your letters at me.

soon as my fluffer i mean gf wakes up im writing your name on my cock