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OzMan84 11-20-2003 03:15 AM

Rugby World Cup
 
since it seems that the all blacks have won 3rd place over the french, who agrees that australia will beat england this saturday? and what do you think the final score will be on the world cup final?

chodadog 11-20-2003 04:28 AM

I think England will actually win this game. I wouldn't have thought so if it wasn't Australia they were playing. Australia peaked in the Semi Final. I seriously doubt they'll be able to maintain that level of performance. We still haven't seen England really put it all together yet, but i think they will in the final. Singing a very different tune than i was at the start of the world cup, but i reckon England will win this game. I don't want either team to win. Bastards. lol.

psyko514 11-20-2003 04:34 AM

i hope australia wins.

BRISK 11-20-2003 04:36 AM

I hope Australia wins.

EvilToyBoy 11-20-2003 04:40 AM

I think The Wallabies will win for 3 reasons:

#1 They appear to have peaked at the right end of the tournament.

#2 After kicking All Black butt, they now BELIEVE they can win.

#3 They are playing at home in Australia.

Final score?

Australia 28 Johnny 21

England are a one man team.

:2 cents:

abdab_1 11-20-2003 04:41 AM

Only one team will win and I think it will be the one who gets the most points :-)

Scott McD 11-20-2003 04:42 AM

I really really really really really really hope Australia wins !!!

abdab_1 11-20-2003 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
I really really really really really really hope Australia wins !!!


errrrm 6 - 0 :1orglaugh

chodadog 11-20-2003 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EvilToyBoy
England are a one man team.
Hogwash. Johnny Wilkinson wouldn't have the oppurtunity to do what he does if it wasn't for the good work of the English forward pack. Robinson can change a came in an instant. Their back line is excellent. They play to win. They don't care what it looks like.

BlueDesignStudios 11-20-2003 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
I really really really really really really hope Australia wins !!!
Not to fond of the English, are we?

EvilToyBoy 11-20-2003 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
Hogwash. Johnny Wilkinson wouldn't have the oppurtunity to do what he does if it wasn't for the good work of the English forward pack. Robinson can change a came in an instant. Their back line is excellent. They play to win. They don't care what it looks like.
Dayum!!

Lost my own bet!!

I bet myself I wouldn't go out tonite that it would take 10 minutes for someone to jump on that line !!

It only took 4 minutes!!

Thanks Dog - I bet myself I wouldn't go out tonight, but now I can !!!

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

bawdy 11-20-2003 04:56 AM

australia to win 300-0

Tipsy 11-20-2003 05:02 AM

Win to England. Score line of around...hmmm....36 to 21 to England.

One man team remarks are always funny and show a huge lack of understanding of the basics of the game. :)

Living For Today 11-20-2003 05:03 AM

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Originally posted by bawdy
australia to win 300-0
hopefully we would beat the pack of retards by more than that. i guess id be sufficiently happy with that score though. no matter what the score its going to be mass celebrations. the streets are going to be fuckin raging with drunken aussie songs.

bawdy 11-20-2003 05:19 AM

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Originally posted by Living For Today


hopefully we would beat the pack of retards by more than that. i guess id be sufficiently happy with that score though. no matter what the score its going to be mass celebrations. the streets are going to be fuckin raging with drunken aussie songs.

will be a great night out im sure.... heading to adrenalin... always a good dedicated crowd there

Project-Shadow 11-20-2003 05:38 AM

Come on England!

Sarah_Jayne 11-20-2003 06:26 AM

Go Engerrrrland! Kick the crap out of them with those kangaroo boots! Bye Bye Skippy.

abdab_1 11-20-2003 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
Win to England. Score line of around...hmmm....36 to 21 to England.

One man team remarks are always funny and show a huge lack of understanding of the basics of the game. :)

Its one man everyone wants in their team so who cares :-)

Swing Low Sweet.....

Lee 11-20-2003 07:21 AM

Engerrrrrlllanddddddd

Raf1 11-20-2003 07:36 AM

Australia must win :thumbsup

99bb 11-20-2003 07:41 AM

It'll definitely be a fantastic game, but I'm sure England will win. Yes, Johnny is our star player, but that doesn't mean the rest of the team are shit !!!
Those that say we are only a one man team, like Tipsy replied "Have no understanding of the game"

And its about time we beat the Australians at something anyway :) Bring on the carnage !!!!!!!!

Scott McD 11-20-2003 07:42 AM

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Originally posted by abdab_1




errrrm 6 - 0 :1orglaugh

Yeah well, we suck ball's... :)

Scott McD 11-20-2003 07:44 AM

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Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios


Not to fond of the English, are we?

Not so much that, just know that like everything else they do, if they win , we'll never hear the fucking end of it...

:mad:

Darren 11-20-2003 07:46 AM

wheres the usa rugby team?


swing low..... come on engerland!

Tipsy 11-20-2003 07:49 AM

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Originally posted by 99bb

And its about time we beat the Australians at something anyway.

Aint that the truth. We taught the world cricket and nearly the whole lot became better than us. I'm sure when we shipped all the crims out we also shippid a big chunk of the gene pool with the cricket gene in :)

loco12 11-20-2003 07:51 AM

Only one team to win this and it's not the Wannabies!:Graucho

England are head and shoulders above the Aussies and saturday when we lift the world cup on convict soil the Aussies will be running for the exits in humiliation!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ENN--GGGEEERRR--LLLAANNND 48 WANNABIES 14

All gonna be too easy.

JamesL 11-20-2003 08:26 AM

Engerrrrland all the way baby. The best rugby team in the world for the last 2 years.

And by the way, it is not our fault that all of the Celts are shite at sport. Perhaps if there were less of them talking about it on our tv and more playing they would be a bit better:2 cents:

abdab_1 11-20-2003 09:16 AM

rugby banter



J Wilkinson goes to heaven - Peter is at the gates and says to Johnny you can come in if you pick up that ball and run with it for 20 yards - Johnny replies "Me run with the ball, you must be joking."

Englands training this morning was called to a halt when a suspicious white substance was found on the training pitch. Upon inspection it turned out to be the try line.

A bloke walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a England rugby jersey and is festooned with England pom-poms. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave." The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game." After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. The big game begins with the poms receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a penalty goal. Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What does the dog do if they score a try?" The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."

THE seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do their housework and cook lunch. However, when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she discovered a cave-in. Tearfully she called out: "Hello? Is anyone there? Can you hear me?" A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine: "Australia will win the World Cup." "Thank God!", said Snow White. "At least Dopey's still alive."


Q: WHAT do you call 15 Australians watching the World Cup rugby finals?
A: The Wallabies.



An elderly Australian man is wandering on the beach at Manly, trying desperately to avoid all the English rugby fans when he suddenly spots something shiny, half-buried in the sand. He stoops to pick it up and it turns out to be an ancient-looking oil lamp.

He starts to rub it and .......POOF, a genie appears. "I am the genie of the lamp and will grant you one of two wishes" says the bearded, turbanned one. The man replies "One of two? I thought it was three wishes??!" "Cutbacks I'm afraid" says the genie.

The Aussie thinks long & hard and comes up with...... "Well, my daughter moved to Tasmania many years back and I've always wanted to visit but I'm terrified of travelling over water ? planes and boats fill me with dread. If you could build a bridge from here to Tasmania then I could drive there!" to which the Genie replies.... "Well, mate, I could, but don't you think thats' a terrible waste of natural resources? Think of all the concrete, tarmac & steelwork involved in building a bridge thousands of miles long, the effect on the eco-system and so on." The Aussie reconsiders....... "Right then, I'm a big rugby fan, how about you make sure that the Wallabies beat the English to win the World Cup on Saturday" There's a moment's pause before the genie says.... "Did you want dual carriageway or three-lane motorway to Tasmania?"



An Australian school teacher explains to her class that she is a Wallabies fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Wallabies fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Wallabies fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Wallabies fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am an England fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you an England fan?" "Because my mum is an England fan, and my dad is an England fan, so I'm an England fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be an England fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Wallabies fan."

Chris E 11-20-2003 10:00 AM

We are going to win. So :321GFY all you England Haters!

ldinternet 11-20-2003 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD

Not so much that, just know that like everything else they do, if they win , we'll never hear the fucking end of it...

:mad:

ahahaha, amen. :1orglaugh

Raf1 11-20-2003 05:41 PM

Australia has to win :thumbsup

sacX 11-20-2003 05:57 PM

should be good game. I think Australia will win, because when it comes to big matches England don't know how :)

chedderBob 11-20-2003 06:21 PM

There's going to be only one song you'll be able to here in the streets of Sydney, "Swing low, Sweet Chariot...............", acompanied by a sea of white English supporters.

'Comon ENGLAND :thumbsup

and to all you england haters :321GFY

OzMan84 11-20-2003 08:40 PM

i personnally think it wll be a low scoring game unlike you guys have posted, i think more like Oz 15 dea. England 7

Living For Today 11-20-2003 09:30 PM

aussies baby! woooooooooooo. god im fired up :glugglug

cold_ice 11-20-2003 09:56 PM

I tried watching a game before and I was just fucken lost the whole time.

chedderBob 11-20-2003 10:08 PM

Maybe it's not looking so good gor the brits

- In 1991 Australia lost their No.8 and best forward Tim Gavin to injury on the eve of the World Cup.
- In 2003 Australia lost their No.8 and best forward Toutai Kefu to
injury on the eve of the World Cup

- In 1991 Australia was coached by a former Randwick forward who never played for Australia
- In 2003 Australia was coached by a former Randwick forward who never played for Australia

- In 1991 Australia won a crucial match against Ireland by 1 point
- In 2003 Australia won a crucial match against Ireland by 1 point

- In 1991 Australia upset the All Blacks in the semi-final
- In 2003 Australia upset the All Blacks in the semi-final

- In 1991 England won their semi-final without scoring a try
- In 2003 England won their semi-final without scoring a try

- In 1991 Australia was captained by a halfback
- In 2003 Australia was captained by a halfback

- In 1991 the Australian starting XV had 9 players playing for or
originating from NSW
- In 2003 the Australian starting XV had 9 players playing for or
originating from NSW

- In 1991 Australia defeated England in the final
- In 2003 ???????????????????????????????

Even external events are ominous:
- In 1991 a President Bush declared war on Iraq
- In 2003 a President Bush declared war on Iraq

- In 1991 Penrith won the rugby league grand final
- In 2003 Penrith won the rugby league grand final

:feels-hot

Living For Today 11-21-2003 12:27 AM

hmmmm
i cant be bothered reading that. no need to anyway. no miracle needed here. how hard can it be to beat a bunch of pommies?? :Graucho

OzMan84 11-21-2003 12:49 AM

:drinkup for sure mate

Odin88 11-21-2003 12:55 AM

Australia has it in the bag ;)


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