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SleazyDream 11-12-2003 08:29 PM

How the Hell does anyone drink whiskey straight?
 
trying a shot from some 18 year old gibbons tonight - tried it straight - and it BURNED me.

I always start with it watered down and as the evening goes on less and less water.

but what I don't understand is how the hell ANYONE can - from sober - drink the stuff straight!


and tons of people do???????????

chowda 11-12-2003 08:31 PM

its not a sipping drink..
probably an acquire taste, just like bukkake.

- Jesus Christ - 11-12-2003 08:31 PM

Dude.... I've been able to pound wisky sober sence 16
Mind over matter. It tastes good if you want it too.

Fletch XXX 11-12-2003 08:31 PM

The only proper way to drink it straight.

People who cut whiskey with cola or 7 up, thats bad.

Whiskey on the rocks, is the best.

Jim Beam or Crown baby.

:glugglug

freeadultcontent 11-12-2003 08:32 PM

after 2 the taste will not bother you

chowda 11-12-2003 08:33 PM

black label for me.. but i hear that blue label is very good..

MrIzzz 11-12-2003 08:35 PM

fighting cock whiskey try doing half a bottle of that

$5 submissions 11-12-2003 08:36 PM

Simple...

Unscrew the bottle cap

Tilt the bottle

Imbibe the liquid


Repeat as necessary until you see violet bunnies talking Sanskrit.

Gemini 11-12-2003 08:38 PM

Better stay away from ol Grandad Green then. Or even Jack. :Graucho

Furious_Female 11-12-2003 08:41 PM

I used to drink Jack Daniels out of the bottle holding my nose :1orglaugh The smell of alcohol makes me nauseas :disgust

SleazyDream 11-12-2003 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Female
I used to drink Jack Daniels out of the bottle holding my nose :1orglaugh The smell of alcohol makes me nauseas :disgust
maybe it wasn't the booze but the unwashed dirty glasses you were dinking it out of that made you sick.........

Furious_Female 11-12-2003 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


maybe it wasn't the booze but the unwashed dirty glasses you were dinking it out of that made you sick.........

Yes it was the dirty glasses... I use them often when drinking straight out of the bottle.

mardigras 11-12-2003 08:47 PM

My sister can chug a pint straight from the bottle. More than a shot glass I'm feeling the heebeegeebees. Beer's a different story:)

Oracle Porn 11-12-2003 08:51 PM

Never drunk anything more expensive than johny walker blue label... was pretty good :)

Hustler DJ 11-12-2003 08:59 PM

I'm with you, Sleazy. Whiskey straight -- maybe it puts hair on your nutsack or whatever, but it burns the shit outta my throat/stomach/everything in between. I don't care if it's the best damn single-malt you wanna put in front of me (I'm no pro, but I know the best from the rest) -- if it's straight, it's getting sipped for a good, long time...

I don't like it, so I quit doing it... and discovered that tequila (or a nice mescal) straight goes down *much* easier... :Graucho

Spunky 11-12-2003 09:01 PM

15 beers and 5 or so shots of Whiskey and I'm feeling no pain :glugglug Gotta have beer to wash it down

SleazyDream 11-12-2003 09:02 PM

the worst part is the air is dry here now cause it's winter and my lips are chapped all to hell, when any straight booze touches them it BURNS LIKE HELL

Sosa 11-12-2003 09:02 PM

Jack is great :thumbsup

BVF 11-12-2003 09:03 PM

I'm drinking some fine Canadian Whiskey from your country...It's the cheap shit but it's good...If you want to get fucked up for a little dough, go to the liquor store and ask for some "Hardwood Canadian" whiskey....

I'm lit up right about now...I can only handle one more shot tonight and a little white girl and then I'm going to sleep...

Hustler DJ 11-12-2003 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
the worst part is the air is dry here now cause it's winter and my lips are chapped all to hell, when any straight booze touches them it BURNS LIKE HELL
Well there's an easy fix for that one, bro... move to civilization!! :1orglaugh

swedguy 11-12-2003 09:11 PM

If it burns, you are not drinking it right :)

I taught my sister how to drink alcohol without making it burn. Now even she enjoys a good whisky or a schnapps.

If you haven't tried Glenmorangie or Bowmore, you definitely should :thumbsup

chodadog 11-12-2003 09:15 PM

With ice, any whiskey goes down quite smooth. Straight is a bit harsh with cheaper whiskeys, but the good shit goes down as smooth as water.

Hooper 11-12-2003 09:15 PM

yum. whiskey.

i love it. gets me trouble though.

and you gotta be specific, you talkin bout bourbon or scotch.

scotch i like to sip. on the rocks, splash of water.

bourbon, thats just a chaser for beer. serve me up a bud light and i always have to have a shot of crown (bourbon) to go with it :)

suffice it to say i get drunk faster than serge sometimes ;-)))

gornyhuy 11-12-2003 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by swedguy
If it burns, you are not drinking it right :)

I taught my sister how to drink alcohol without making it burn. Now even she enjoys a good whisky or a schnapps.

If you haven't tried Glenmorangie or Bowmore, you definitely should :thumbsup


Mmmmmm good choices. Also on my favorites list are:
1)Oban
2)The Balvenie Doublewood

I've gotten so I don't even like it on the rocks anymore, it has to be straight, preferable in a nice thick whiskey glass with a cigar, and preferably at room temperature.

Gemini 11-12-2003 09:23 PM

Just put a humidifier on your furnace. No more dry skin or staticy hair! :thumbsup

theking 11-12-2003 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Female
I used to drink Jack Daniels out of the bottle holding my nose :1orglaugh The smell of alcohol makes me nauseas :disgust
Holding your nose will also kill the taste and temper the burn...if you do not let go to soon. I learned this from an old bartender...as he always held his nose when he downed a shot.

Dirty F 11-12-2003 09:28 PM

Ballantines all the way!

Straight! I love it!

After 3 glasses i get dead drunk tho but the taste is very yummy!

When going out i drink Jack, also very nice!

CDSmith 11-12-2003 09:29 PM

Sleazy, you live right near the Seagram's plant. Crown Royal, smooth a silk, made right here in Manitoba. It dinna get any better'n that.

Gemini 11-12-2003 09:29 PM

Hooper you really don't expect us to believe that Serge is ever sober do you??

Furious_Female 11-12-2003 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


Holding your nose will also kill the taste and temper the burn...if you do not let go to soon. I learned this from an old bartender...as he always held his nose when he downed a shot.

Yeah actually I learned the no smell/taste thing in 3rd grade when my teacher had us hold our noses to show how you can't tell the difference between a raw potato and an apple when you do that... came in handy I guess :1orglaugh

Jamdin 11-12-2003 09:34 PM

I'll have a Boilermaker please :Graucho

CDSmith 11-12-2003 09:36 PM

Whiskey won't burn your mouth as much if you clear up those nasty cankers.

Hooper 11-12-2003 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
Hooper you really don't expect us to believe that Serge is ever sober do you??
I can only speak for myself. I was born with a glass of wine in my hand. I think fine wine/liquor is one of the finer pleasures in life and i indulge whenever i can ;-)

rip raster 11-12-2003 10:01 PM

I drank a 26 of gibbson's and a mickey of crown straight out of the bottle on halloween and all was fine until we broke out the jagger... :winkwink:



Rip

Mogulman 11-12-2003 10:10 PM

I can't do whiskey and more. Got fucked up on it one night and haven't been able to go back yet.

Now, some Kettle 1 vodka on the rocks with a lime - that's the stuff.!! :glugglug

Gemini 11-12-2003 10:14 PM

I never did learn alot of the differences in the wines. I used to be able to tell what the liquor was pretty easily. But as time has gone on, I got bored with it and rarely drink anything. Had some whiskey at a party awhile back and still can slug it straight down but nothing. Not even a little buzz. :(

gin 11-12-2003 10:18 PM

i duno either.. i can't drink like that now no way.. i used to be able to tho... and i downed a bottle of everclear and puked for 2 - 3 days and fucked my liver up.. now just thinking of that taste makes me want to gag

Mogulman 11-12-2003 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gin
i duno either.. i can't drink like that now no way.. i used to be able to tho... and i downed a bottle of everclear and puked for 2 - 3 days and fucked my liver up.. now just thinking of that taste makes me want to gag
I will never fuck with Everclear. When I was a kid, a bunch of us were on my friend's boat on Lake Michigan. His dad ran out of gas way the hell out from shore. But there was a bottle of Everclear in the bar. Hi dad poured that bitch it to the tank and the damn thing actually fired up! Ran fucking horrible and he nearly lost the engine, but we got back to shore. So no Everclear for me, thank you.

Fletch XXX 11-12-2003 10:32 PM

Took this pic awhile back when we were out rockin and rollin and what not. Nothing like sipping on some good shit, with the Misfits in the background. Punk rock bars rule.

<img src=http://www.fletchxxx.com/images/beam.jpg border="1">

Bless you bartender.

:glugglug

StacyCat 11-12-2003 10:33 PM

I dont drink any alcohol straight. I cant :-)

But, I have a whiskey made in 1963 (40 years old) thats very very very good :-)


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