GFY's Webmaster Access West in LA on Nov 21-23
 

Hi All (and mainly Lens)

I am trying to establish the benefits of me attending this event on behalf of Nochex in November.

Can I ask how many people are exspecting to go and whether anyone has an interest in talking with me about Nochex.

Sorry to be a pain though I would much rather be straight to the point.

Many Thanks

Paul

Be there or be round !

1: Kiss ass

2: You would have a slight chance of actually meeting me

3: No

4: Same as #3

5: Much appreciated

6: Don't mention it. Really.

Well that was about as useful as a chocolate tea pot :-)

Fix your sig ass kisser.

ass kisser mmm love it dont you - what you want me to do with my sig KH

I thought I made myself perfectly clear.

FIX IT!

What kind of a fucking idiot address a thread to Lensman and has a fucked up sig that can get him banned?

http://ampcontent.com/Pics/ShortBus.jpg

Your pretty witty for a foul mouthed person - can you post without swearing KH?

Fuck no.

And while we are on the subject...

GoFuckYourself. :321GFY

BTW....You're welcome. I may have just saved you from getting banned.

I really like the way you show appreciation to those who help you. Please...Tell me why people should do business with a company who treats people as poorly as you have just done to me AFTER I went out of my way to assist you.

Aaron M -

Firstly you have not helped me in any shape or form, that sig has been the same in ages and no one has moaned like a bitch about it other than you.

Secondly you have been nothing short of abusive in your comments which maybe in your part of the world is OK to use 'FUCK' in every comment.

You should have wrote this;

really like the way you show appreciation to those who help you. Please...Tell me why people should do business with a company who treats people as poorly as you have just done to me AFTER I went out of my way to abuse you.

As a mod IMO you have failed in your duties by not shedding any light on the event which is being mailed to the whole GFY user group.

Instead you chose to create issue which I figure you have done to justify you in having your MOD status.

As for been baned from the board - yes it would be a pain but do you really think it is the be all and end all?

go Leeds F.C.!

You've got some nerve. Pompus pricks like you are going to ruin this biz for us all.

Just because you are from a different country and you do not understand the way we like to help people here is no reason for you to accuse me of abusing you. I am painfully insulted.

Not only did I go out of my way to help you clear up your sig issue but I also bumped your thread repeatedly. Without my services, this thread would be burried on page 2 or 3 by now. Not to mention the additional sig views that I personally brought you by keeping your thread on the front page.

Yet...here you are continuing to insult me. Damn ingrate.

Gee...That was clever.

Left ya speechless huh? I tend to do that to people.

Whart has this go to do with bumping a thread - et again you continue to use foul langue abusing your posistion of power, well bullying tactics.

I ask avery very plain and simple question to a chap who has mailed the board about some event. If I want to just advertise here would it not make more sense to buy banner space???

I am very keen to know what country you are from as I cerntainly do not want to go there if helping people is to abuse them.

So who are and where you from?

Are you familiar with Hooked On Phonics?

No not at all care to enlighten me

concradulations this is the first post you have not sworn in :-)

I anit frightened of fictional characters mate

Im British

That would explain why you are not too bright.


For your info.....

I did not curse in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 6th, 7th, OR 8th replies to this thread either.

Now....Go get your teeth fixed.

Aaron, I respect you. But I think you are getting a little carried away here. I think people would like to hear about nochex at the show if it is a real product. Payment systems are of the utmost importance and the more you can geographically target them the better. My questions are:

1. What's the penetration on nochex email accounts/virtual cards in the U.K. market?

2. What can NOCHEX do that ePassporte can't do?

1) I need you to be the face in a gay bukkake video i'm making.

2) So far i have 12 guys lined up to blow their load on one lucky webmaster

3) Straight is good, it adds to the excitement of the video.

Read your posts again you have done nothing but curse.

My teeth are fine thanks - what was that guy gonna do hit me his pop corn holder ..........


Here's $1 go buy your self a life

You're spoiling my fun here Rick...But alas....You are right. I'll leave the poor guy alone for now.

Hope to see you in LA abdab_1. :glugglug

:O))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Keep your dollar. You need it to buy a sense of humor.

Aaron, is a version of Joe Pesci at Goodfellas


what did you say? :BangBang:

just been to the online store to get a sense on humor though for $1 all I could buy was one as bad as yours, funny enough they had it on sale as no one wanted it.

there are some hot boys in Leeds

I have gracefully agreed to allow you to persue this thread without further sarcastic input from myself. If you wish for me to adhere to this decision I would suggest you back off me now.

Tis not often that I back down....Take advantage and thank Rick for he too has helped you in this thread. Kindly show him a bit more respect than what I received.

You should invest your time in answering his questions rather than to play into my games. :2 cents:

What planet are you on? Allow me ..... Aaron why dont you answer the questions I posted in the first instance instead of playing god?

Go get back under the rock you crawled out from, as for Rick I dont even know who he is>

Ok, fuck this idiot.

You see Rick...When I try to play nice they still abuse me.

Let me help you yet again abdab_1 (WTF does that mean anyway?)

Rick is the gentleman who asked the following questions which you have so skillfully avoided answering. He is a real person with a real business interest who saw this thread because of my efforts to give it maximum exposure. Please do not let all my hard work go to waste. It's bad enough that you can't back donw gracefully.

lol who are you again rick? consumpt... what? :1orglaugh

LOL...I told you so.

Now you see why I have been able to keep myself entertained at his expense for awhile.

I tried for you Rick...I really did.

Aaron my mistake I will answer the points raised

abdab - abdab is my nick name in the real world as my father is Indian, it was allocated to me by school chums some 20 years ago. I use it for online purposes as its not so comman that it is taken.

Point 1)

Nochex history is very different to many billing providers as the solution was created in the first instance to allow individuals to exchange money on the internet.

To date we have over 1 million registered users (I will come back to registered) of which I would say about 250,000 are active.

Registered Users are those people who have a fully operational Nochex account. Since the launch of Xtra we are now moving away from consumers opening an account, instead offering straight forward checkout for webmasters, adult and non adult to use.

Here is an example of what a surfe would see;

https://www.nochex.com/nochex.dll/ch...tion=Sign%20up


Point 2)

E Passport - I dont know enough about E Passport to make a judgement on this though one of the key differences is that the surfer uses the card his bank issued him as aposed to one we issued.

We have asked people we know who have an E Passport account to try making payments through Nochex using their EP account however it failed. We thought it may work as EP is in effect a debit card, thi was a shame as it may have helped both parties.

Another issue for Nochex is we can only process UK Debit Cards, these include Switch & Solo.

We do a couple of other things to help add value to our service
i) No Chargebacks
ii) Promotion in the adult listings (See below)http://www.nochex.com/highstreet/adult/

Personally speaking if I ran a site and was looking to win UK business I would use Nochex, EP & Verotel purely because of the types of cards you process.

The biggest downer re Nochex is we dont have an affiliate sceme which, lets face it, is majorly important to WM's.


Right can I crawl back under my rock now?

Do more homework. If you can come up with a clear reason why this is better than ePassporte in the U.K. then you should come to L.A. If not, you won't beat them on their home turf.

there is no reason for us to compete with E Passport - However saying that my clients (I look after adult) should also process E Passport payments.