Phrases that suck
 

what phrases really irritate the fucking shit outta you?

I keep hearing this one on the radio lately: "It's a wake up call..." in reference to some national security crap stemming back to 9/11....

I'm so fucking sick of hearing that goddamned line. I wish they'd find something to replace it with.

this is too easy:

"gank"

lol... not sure that one word really qualifies as a phrase.... but okay. :)

that's funny ...
and a new "term" I recently learned about.

hehe...AMp is da Gank King

does that make me a ganksta?

i have infinite patience - shut the fuck you crazy ranting fool.

amp. i will paypal you 250 bucks right now if you ban sex education, and all of his ips/etc...

serious.

Oh, oh. I know a term. Pedantic. Shut the fuck up, pedo.

"I?ll have a Big Mac and fries... "

fa shiggadale my ampeezy:)

Long ago I shortened that to "Number one please".

Been eating em for dinner for the past 5 days ago :thumbsup

hell I'd ban him for a handful of old rusty bolts. Just haven't noticed him enough to take any kind of a serious interest in him... I usually skip right over his posts.

Actually you may not have to do that.
Seriously ...
I am considering a "pay-not-to-post" model ...

For just a skimpy $5 dollars a day - I will not post on your board of choice.

So that would mean --- 50 days of not "drama" on GFY ...
Man I can't wait until I get my ePASSPORTe.com commercial account.

ROFL!!!

I'm diggin' that... hehehe... :1orglaugh :thumbsup

wow. you're an amazing blogger. i can't believe how well you blog...

Can we throw in an extra $10/bunch of proxies to post on boards we don't like?

:1orglaugh

Thanx ...
I appreciate your compliment ; )

Make cheques payable to ...
John Beacock

[email protected]
Suite 353, Unit 204
1440 - 52 Street NE
Calgary, AB
Canada
T2A 4E8

For just $5 bucks a day I will not post here.
Put your money where your mouth is.

hrmm... dont know if he can be trusted.... we'll have another personality here in the ammount of time it takes him to register.

Yes - I will post on boards you do not like ...
and I will report back to you on how much shit I am stirring up.
Fair enough?

As most of the major players on this board know ...
I can be "trusted" ...
several have asked for anonymity and I have never broken that promise... never will ...

What board do you want me to battle?

i just had one hell of a vaginal orgasm. my knees are weak..

aahahahaha

Ever stop to wonder why these people don't want their names mentioned?

QUIET ...
Incorrect ...
And the decisions makers that count know this.

Drop the chalupa

Fuck your [Insert Family member title] + [derogatory gay remark]


Anything with the word mom/momma in it

Eat shit

Cock slap/smack/whip/crack/ - Anything that involves you attempting to do me bodily harm with your 'enormous' Internet dick-ego inflated elephant penis.

Leggo my eggo

I'm not ready. - In regard to wanting to fuck a new g/f.


Man, so much other shit. Mostly the shit found on this board, where people try to act like bad ass verbal umbra's. Uncreative little aardvark fuckers who can't handle a verbal sparring. Thus, resort to dropping the 'faggot' word to often. Step your game up toddlers. :321GFY

"Cool Beans", "My Bad", and anything with the suffix "izzle" in it....those three things make my fucking blood boil.

it's like banging my head against a brick wall (sure it might be fun) - but, "there are no people"...

No I don't need to "stop to wonder".
I already know that I fucking piss people off.
My job is to invoke intercourse.
SexEducation.com is a global magazine of intercourse.
Get used to it.

Brain fart. I can't stand that one.

'fo' shizzle' and a hundred other stupid phrases like it - unless you happen to be black or an impressionable white kid under the age of 14.

should get 10 lashes on the back for every time somebody uses it, and 5 extra lashes for every year you are over the age of 14.
so a 35 year old would receive 10 lashes + (5 x [35-14]) lashes = 115 lashes.

(take note n' look: this is where I tie in pieces of the thread theme and weave them together in one fine stroke of posting art.)

News flash Sherlock... you're not stirring up any shit here with your blogging. All you're doing is gankin' threads and annoying everyone. This is a wake up call Einstein... fa shiggadale. Stick to the Big Mac & fries ya brain fart. Cool beans?

(schools out.)

why don't you click me now, eh?
click me now
GOOOONNNG!!!
Meep! Meep!
Fuck You (heavy British accent)
Suck my dick, bitch. Suck my dick.

But none even comes close to:

"vaginal orgasm is a lie" and the words "sex" and "education", paired together in any way, shape or form. "Blog" is running a close third, however.

and 'aardvark fuckers' is your idea of good verbal sparring?

fag and faggot are great words. homo also a great word. yes they are childish but they are tried and true. When Labret came on yesterday as 'Lensfayg' yesterday I laughed out loud - it's just funny sometimes to talk and behave like a third grader. I still call people 'gaylords' - it amuses me, not because i hate homosexuals.

WTF ... are you two talking about?

you stole my line!

Ten minutes no answer ...
good nite ...
cya - POOF

did you have some kind of horrific glue sniffing accident earlier in life or something?

pro-life
pro-choice
compassionate conservative
fiscally irresponsible
weapons of mass destruction
homicide bomber
senseless violence
what about the children
person of interest
innovative
revolutionary
freedom fries
homeland
great evil
and so on
and so on.

lol.. haven't heard that one yet :)