Lol!! Webmaster Walmart Cards!
 

Just got a spam from a company that is now offering 1$ per every sale to a Walmart Gift Card.

Shit, if you make 100 sales, you get a whole 100.00 in Walmart gift card!!

Just in time to by mama her tire for Christmas.

LOL!
WTF??

Actually its pretty funny. Creative.

Not sure if this was designed orginally to have some humor to it, but damn. Walmart?



:Hollering

p-dog at it again :winkwink:

Cool. Buy everyones Xmas presents out of Asda Walmart now. They got some pretty cool shit in our stores now that Walmart own Asda!

Hey bone...Remember when we were kids and our mothers would drag us to KMart. We had to look at all those nasty trailer park trash fuckers. Well....Martha Stewart cleaned up that KMart image and the trash has moved to Walmart now.

I refuse to step foot in one of those stores. I damn near got trampled by a stampeed of cattle the last time I tried.

lolol

MY BABY NEEDS SOME NEW SHOES!

BP, what kind of restaurant do you run?

what the fuck is an Asda??

Walmart scares me.

They aint to used to us colored folk in them parts.

Here in Oregon they have em kinda in the Red Neckish White Trashy areas. Making a trip into one is like visiting the Zoo.

Entertaining to say the least.

Just when I thought the people on Jenny Jones and Maury were fake and staged, ya go to a Walmart and you see the light.

Its true. Oh yes its true. White Trash really do exisit.

Although it would be a fine place to look for trailer trash models....Or Playboy ones acording to some people.

There are 184 ugly ass heffers for every hot employee there.

Lol..
I always say that when Im playing blackjack in Vegas!
heheheheh

Perfect description. :thumbsup

whats sad is i fuckin hate wal mart

Yeah It's pretty funny LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Cattle?
They have cattle there now?
Now that I think about it, why not??

I mean the same people at the County Fair love Walmart. Why not have Cows and Goats and Quilts, and Jam at Walmart!

MAke it fun for the whole fucking familia.

I would love to see GFY offer a BestBuy gift card instead of the set prizes they have. :)

Are you trying to be funny?

LOL....

Its near a Walmart in Eugene why??

And yes we do market to the more, should I say "blue collar" type.

But that is besides the point.

Cattle...heffers...FAT NASTY BITCHES.

Same thing...Different name. I am talking about the woman who make me look likle a midget and have more hair on their upper lip than I have on my ass.

and i dont run it.
i own it.

My cousin and some "family" run it.

LOL, E.P.I.C. Cash!

1 dollar for every signup goes on a walmart card :1orglaugh

Well, keep in mind that the guy that owns that program, lives in a town where a trip to Walmart is something to look forward to. I fuckin hated living in Tyler Tx.

As funny as this seems and we are all trashing on WalMart...This is still a cool move from Trey. It's different and different is good plus it is getting him exposure, even on GFY where we are banned from speaking the Epic and PimpD words.

not all trailor trash bitches are heffers.... thanks to a drug we know as crack.

Just FYI, Asda is the UK supermarket chain that Walmart bought. They stack 'em high and sell 'em low just like Walmart does, just with a different name.

I refuse to shop there but not for any reason other than it took me a half an hour to find the salt the last time I was there. Silly me, looking in the spice aisle when I should have been looking with the raw beef. Oh yeah, THAT makes sense.



I'll stick to Tesco and Sainsbury's (and Safeway if I really have to) thanks. They may be a few pence more expensive but at least they know how to stock shelves.

very interesting idea of the walmart thing actually ......

You know meth as "crack" ?

Yea, I got that too! I thought it was funny! Must have some redneck that could use it! LOL!

jDoG

Meth and Crack are different, I don't know any body that knows Meth as "Crack"? Do you know the difference?

jDoG

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he no longer lives in texas, he moved to california like 5 months ago.

and you should be proud to be in tyler texas as they have the best bbq in the world

Trey was talking about this months ago, lol, cool to see it up. Hey, Wal-Mart has video games and cheap DVDs, what else can you ask for?

i think best buy would be better, but i think everyone can spend $ at walmart.`

and the closet one to me is up the street from Adult.com and not in a redneck town..

:1orglaugh

Yes, I know the difference. Just trying to be funny.
Where I'm from, the trailer park drug that gets you skinny is meth. But maybe crack is increasing in trailer park popularity. I'm no expert.

He was just pointing out that rednecks are usually on amphetamines rather than crack.

heh, I should have waited 3 seconds. What he said. :)

isn't WalMart the store to pull Playboy or Hustler from its shelves not too long ago to keep up their clean image? I think so.


lets help them along and send them a few hits from

NastyDirtyPorn.Com
or
HowToButtFuckFarmAnimals.Com

I am sure they would just luv to have that WalMart logo on your site.




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too late..i bought my mama her own crack pipe for xmas already..the rick james signature series...very exclusive

It would be great if on the gift card you could get the name of your site on it so that when you cash in your giftcard it would say a domainname.

This kicks ass...Walmart is super cheap, and they have everything you could possibly need, except if you're a label whore and think cool clothes and expensive cologne gets you pussy.

Bring it the fuck on, Walmart rules.