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High Quality 09-09-2003 09:21 AM

Texas Spider! Ouch
 
Just moved to austin area and found this fucker on my bathroom wall this morning. Someone please tell me its not a brown recluse.....

http://www.teeniesmuthut.com/spider.jpg

:helpme

LadyMischief 09-09-2003 09:24 AM

No not a reculse. Looks more like a Wolf spider.

http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061.html

http://www.everythingabout.net/artic...s/wolf_spider/

Big_S 09-09-2003 09:26 AM

Welcome to the Austin area. Austin is a great town, you'll love it.

I don't think that is a recluse. You could always let it bite you just to be sure ;)

Roxxy 09-09-2003 09:27 AM

That's not a wolf spider, they live in the dirt. What you have IS a brown recluse. Sorry.:(

Go get yourself a exterminator ASAP!!!

High Quality 09-09-2003 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roxxy
That's not a wolf spider, they live in the dirt. What you have IS a brown recluse. Sorry.:(

Go get yourself a exterminator ASAP!!!

Don't fuck with me, are you fucking serious?

Jizzman 09-09-2003 09:30 AM

Medical Significance
The bite of the brown recluse is usually painless until 3 to 8 hours later when it may become red, swollen, and tender. Later the area around the bite site may develop into an ulcerous sore from 1/2 to 10 inches in diameter. Healing often requires a month or longer, and the victim may be left with a deep scar.

Roxxy 09-09-2003 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality


Don't fuck with me, are you fucking serious?


Well, here's a picture of a brown recluse. You decide.:winkwink:

http://www.critterridders.com/p1120525.jpg

loverboy 09-09-2003 09:33 AM

well, make sure to have some first aid kit just in case...

Gemini 09-09-2003 09:33 AM

Recluses have noticeable hair, and they don't have the crab-like front legs. ;-) I've seen a few when I lived on the farm. They loved the firewood piles. :( Someone posted one just like your pic in the last few months if you search back. I don't remember now, but I looked that thing up. lol

ALL spiders have a 'venom' tho. And if you are one of the people allergic to it, it can be about as nasty if they bite you as a really poisonous one. (ANY spider) The hubby gets the nastiest boil like things from just one of those dust spiders that get up in the crack of your rooms between the ceiling and walls.

So we use alot of D-Con 4 gone bombs. 4 times a year. lol And we double or triple the cans they say to use. ;-) Runs ANY bug out and quick or they are dead. :winkwink:

ytcracker 09-09-2003 09:34 AM

*edit* seriously *edit* venomous spiders are scary as shit

be careful hq

black widows and recluses look scary

i like daddy longlegs but they are like more poisonous than black widows i think
they just cant bite humans or something

loverboy 09-09-2003 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roxxy



Well, here's a picture of a brown recluse. You decide.:winkwink:

http://www.critterridders.com/p1120525.jpg

pretty damn big and scary looking to me. i'll be moving along....

High Quality 09-09-2003 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roxxy



Well, here's a picture of a brown recluse. You decide.:winkwink:

http://www.critterridders.com/p1120525.jpg

You are a fucking dick.

:321GFY :winkwink:

Sassyass 09-09-2003 09:36 AM

http://department.monm.edu/biology/r...clusesize1.gif
http://department.monm.edu/biology/recluse-project/

Makingcoin 09-09-2003 09:38 AM

I hate spiders

Yo Adrian 09-09-2003 09:40 AM

Remind me never to move to Texas.. I grew up in New Mexico, lots of black widows, centipedes and scorpions........I've had enough of that deadly spider shit to last me a lifetime

Kris 09-09-2003 09:41 AM

welcome to austin! depending on what hospital you live closest to, i think you'll survive if you get bit.

MattO 09-09-2003 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker

i like daddy longlegs but they are like more poisonous than black widows i think
they just cant bite humans or something

when I lived in Austin we'd go out to our ranch and there was an old BBQ pit that daddy longlegs nested in, thousands of them.
And we'd grab handfuls and put them on ourselves till we were covered in clouds of spiders and run after the girls.
Good times

Babaganoosh 09-09-2003 09:42 AM

Brown recluse spiders are usually only in dark, cool places. It's pretty rare to see one crawling across your wall. Ditto for the Black Widows.

http://www.uark.edu/~dksander/photos.../blk_widow.jpg

Head out to the garage and dig around in a dark corner and I'll bet you find one of the two back there...especially if you live in the midwest or the south.

NickB. 09-09-2003 09:45 AM

Damn.... I fucking hate spiders....:BangBang:

Roxxy 09-09-2003 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality


You are a fucking dick.

:321GFY :winkwink:

hmmm... I've been called worse I guess.:321GFY :winkwink:

Now go kill that spider already... I'm wearing sandals and this thread is freaking me out.:BangBang:

com 09-09-2003 09:46 AM

http://www.tenforward.com.au/spiders...y/lifesize.jpg

Bird Eating Spider!

Carrie 09-09-2003 09:47 AM

If y'all would quit killing the spiders, you wouldn't need to use the D-Con to get rid of all the bugs... the spiders would do it for you. :)

Black widows are deadly but they're very gentle and not hostile (in my personal experience). They'd rather check you out than bite you, I've held them on my hands many times. (Yeah, I was young and stupid.)

Daddy longlegs are the coolest things, love 'em :)

DarkJedi 09-09-2003 09:47 AM

High Quality - that IS brown recluse.
Get some :helpme

Gemini 09-09-2003 09:48 AM

Shoot! Roxxys pic made me remember... look on that pic at the butt end. See the gray shape and if you look closely it's violin shaped. With the neck towards the spiders head. ;-)


And they grow alot bigger than a quarter in Ohio so I think a Texas breed would be even larger. Up here they are also thicker bodied from the cooler climate probably. They do resemble the common wolf spider here but the violin gives them away. The mark is red or reddish here.

Crab like spidies ARE serious jumpers tho!! Whoo Hooo! lmao

ATL_Ryan 09-09-2003 09:48 AM

I've been bit by a Brown Recluse. It's not fun. Ended up in the emergancy room hooked up to an IV and had to see poison specialist. I have a permanent scar on my arm from the bite. It only takes about 8 hours for the bite to start turning black. Black means dead skin cells. If you don't get to it quick enough it can lead to amputation. Had to take antibiotics that made me sick as shit. Needless to say I didn't have medical insurance so the fucking little bastard spider cost me a grand. :BangBang: :BangBang: :BangBang:

Spiders suck.

Phoenix 09-09-2003 09:50 AM

i hate spiders

NoCarrier 09-09-2003 09:50 AM

Identifying and Misidentifying the Brown Recluse Spider

http://dermatology.cdlib.org/DOJvol5...l/recluse.html

NoCarrier 09-09-2003 09:51 AM

Recluse bite, 48 hours later

http://home.texoma.net/~linesden/bite48.jpg

Recluse bite, 2 years later. Yes, the venom can apparently remain active that long in sensitive people.

http://home.texoma.net/~linesden/bite2yr.jpg

DarkJedi 09-09-2003 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CJ_Ryan
Needless to say I didn't have medical insurance so the fucking little bastard spider cost me a grand. :BangBang: :BangBang: :BangBang:

Spiders suck.


Holy shit !!


:BangBang:

rowan 09-09-2003 10:24 AM

I was just looking at all the spider pics in this thread, and a bug jumped on me!! Just a harmless little one (not a spider), but it gave me a bit of a fright, given what was on the screen. :Graucho

stevecore 09-09-2003 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CJ_Ryan
I've been bit by a Brown Recluse. It's not fun. Ended up in the emergancy room hooked up to an IV and had to see poison specialist. I have a permanent scar on my arm from the bite. It only takes about 8 hours for the bite to start turning black. Black means dead skin cells. If you don't get to it quick enough it can lead to amputation. Had to take antibiotics that made me sick as shit. Needless to say I didn't have medical insurance so the fucking little bastard spider cost me a grand. :BangBang: :BangBang: :BangBang:

Spiders suck.

ouch! where were you living when this happened?

foolio 09-09-2003 10:30 AM

Man I hate spiders, why did I look at all the pics in here?

:ak47:

Yo Adrian 09-09-2003 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Brown recluse spiders are usually only in dark, cool places. It's pretty rare to see one crawling across your wall. Ditto for the Black Widows.

http://www.uark.edu/~dksander/photos.../blk_widow.jpg

Head out to the garage and dig around in a dark corner and I'll bet you find one of the two back there...especially if you live in the midwest or the south.


Yep, these little bastards are what I grew up around in New Mexico....thanks for the memories

Gemini 09-09-2003 10:58 AM

Sorry Carrie... I saw the pics his ex has of the spider bites that he didn't cause to happen (he's allergic to the toxins spiders that they all have in their spit) so we are mainly KILLING 'piders. I don't want to deal with him having a swollen purple pus spewing wound. ;-)

His idea of fun was for a contractor that he did work for, while the guy was eating his fav grape filled donuts at 6am (b*tching that he wanted to take the day off instead of supering the crew), was to pull a bandage back and squeeze that nasty purple pus which sprayed all over the guys desk... He had 3 weeks paid leave. rotfl

And I guess they hurt as well. :) It doesn't matter what spider nips him, they all produce the same results. (But I watched him have a 4' black snake drop out of the floor joists on him when we first moved in here and he just snapped its neck and tossed it in the trash can. lol)

Spiders? He backs off and gets spray or something to whack it with!!

Amputate Your Head 09-09-2003 11:03 AM

http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/sledgehammer.jpg

NBDesign 09-09-2003 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Brown recluse spiders are usually only in dark, cool places. It's pretty rare to see one crawling across your wall. Ditto for the Black Widows.

http://www.uark.edu/~dksander/photos.../blk_widow.jpg

Head out to the garage and dig around in a dark corner and I'll bet you find one of the two back there...especially if you live in the midwest or the south.

Yep, I have killed a few of those.... I hear the anit-venom is worse than the bite itself.

Big list of spiders with photos
http://homepage.powerup.com.au/~glen/spider.htm

Huggles 09-09-2003 11:27 AM

In Costa, I was drunk, but I remember seeing a daddy long legs type of spider that was as tall as a pop can run across the pool deck. :)

ATL_Ryan 09-09-2003 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore


ouch! where were you living when this happened?


Here in Atlanta. I was out playing Disc Golf at a local park. Happend about 3 years ago.

LadyMischief 09-09-2003 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by com
http://www.tenforward.com.au/spiders...y/lifesize.jpg

Bird Eating Spider!

A friend of mine was living in Africa for a while.. Her father worked for the military or something.. Anyways, her house had no windows. She woke up one night and felt a tickle by her face, looked over, and there was a bird-spider not three inches from her nose. This particular fellow was a good 9-10 centimeters across. She screamed, jumped out of bed and her father came to kill it. Guess it fell out the window, and it was so heavy, the fall killed it. Damn, that's a bigass spider.

LadyMischief 09-09-2003 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie
If y'all would quit killing the spiders, you wouldn't need to use the D-Con to get rid of all the bugs... the spiders would do it for you. :)

Black widows are deadly but they're very gentle and not hostile (in my personal experience). They'd rather check you out than bite you, I've held them on my hands many times. (Yeah, I was young and stupid.)

Daddy longlegs are the coolest things, love 'em :)

Daddy longlegs aren't actually in the arachnid family. They are another type of insect.

The creatures most correctly called daddy-longlegs are in their own separate Order which is Opiliones. Common names for this Order are 1) daddy-longlegs, 2) harvestmen and 3) opilionids. They are characterized by having one basic body segment which shows segmentation on the posterior portion, at most 2 eyes and all 8 legs attach to the pill-like body segment. They are usually found under logs and rocks, prefer moist habitat although they can be found in the desert, often have long flexible legs (in the temperate Northern hemisphere but there are also short-legged daddy-longlegs) and they do not produce silk so therefore they are never found in webs unless they are being eaten by spiders. Because they are found under logs and other stuff which people most often are not turning over, most folks don't run into daddy-longlegs very often.


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