I'm single again............
 

any takers? :Graucho

orientation?

Do you have a big booty

Lucky you

:Graucho

okay ...
I've never been on a date - not really.

i could hook u up with my friends

I guess I'm not your type. :( I'm only 105 lbs (5ft 2in) so I'm petite...... no room for a big bootie. :helpme

who me or angeleyes (assuming female ...lol)?

pics?

that was my next question ...
interesting why we need to see pics ...
true - but interesting.

never said that was my type, was refering to a post made this morning lol

5 2 nice

Petite ?? Yum Yum, prolly not what ya looking for :(



:1orglaugh

TOM

shotgun! :thumbsup

I win

here she is, for those who need visual aide

http://www.givemethefinger.com/jen.jpeg

http://www.givemethefinger.com/jen2.jpg

either or i guess i pimp both sexes equally

hmmm, that sounds like my type, and 3,000 miles is a good distance to keep from having too many fights . . . when would you like to start?

lol ...
I like women...
let's get that clear ...

oh and someone held a gun to my head and wants me to post this one too

http://www.givemethefinger.com/jen3.jpeg

she's hot ...
okay ...
coffee or something?

she's wayyy too sexy to be single....im on my way to FL!:Graucho

okay son, now how about setting pops up

single again? congrats... dont fuck it up

single is a blessing

For one night no problem :winkwink:

I'll be in Coral Springs Sept 19 baby
and remember who's loved you since you got into the biz
DAY1

mmmm, sexy sexy :thumbsup

How could I forget you? If you are visiting coral springs you will literally be 5 miles from me. :glugglug

Can I just get a picture of that? :-)

In all seriousness, Angel is a great girl, that if i was a guy in florida, she would definatly be on my list :-)

....and what exactly does that mean? Not pretty enough? lol
I'm 31... I work with what I have. :BangBang:

i can cook and bake :)
http://shemp.com/pie1.jpg

Breakfast in bed? lol

...........and yes, I caught onto the "pie" thing. Clever.

Sounds like you need to Grim up your life a bit... I hope you enjoy Jager

Shemp can do it all :thumbsup

Nice eyes. :)



( I'm a sucker for older women, less bullshit, more brains. )

that's an awfully sexy pie there, shemp :)

older women ahahaah

Why are there a bunch of holes in the top of that pie Shemp?

Thanks, that's a blackberry pie i made last week. :)

If you dont put holes in there, the filling will burst though the crust. Doesnt look good that way.

Blackberry pie?



Never had it!



Blueberry.... drool.



I remember when I was a kid I had a rubarb(?) pie that nearly put me in the hospital. I was puking and shxtting constantly for like 12 days.