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pornJester 07-24-2003 05:21 AM

I'm 23 and have never banged two chicks at once...
 
Is there something wrong with me? :helpme

PR_Phil 07-24-2003 05:22 AM

I'm twenty five and in the same boat!

BRISK 07-24-2003 05:22 AM

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Originally posted by pornJester
Is there something wrong with me? :helpme
Gay?

BRISK 07-24-2003 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NWPhil
I'm twenty five and in the same boat!
Gay?

pornJester 07-24-2003 05:26 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK


Gay?

No, i'm not gay. But if I was i'd probably have a better chance. Chicks love gay guys. :(

Herb Kornfield 07-24-2003 05:34 AM

I am 30 and HAVE banged 2 chicks at once several times:Graucho :Graucho

Tuga 07-24-2003 05:44 AM

I am 25 and never done it. I plan to do it before I'm 30 :Graucho

funkmaster 07-24-2003 05:47 AM

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Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
I am 30 and HAVE banged 2 chicks at once several times:Graucho :Graucho
... banging 2 chicks at once is almost standart, but having you best mate involved too is fucking excellent !!

TheViper 07-24-2003 05:48 AM

haha, why would you need two if you have one nice hot chick. you will only get distracted anyway :Graucho

blazin 07-24-2003 05:58 AM

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Originally posted by TheViper
haha, why would you need two if you have one nice hot chick. you will only get distracted anyway :Graucho
To act as cheerleader while she waits her turn

Zappu 07-24-2003 06:08 AM

@pornJester
If you haven't handled this until you are 25, you better went out to buy two girls :)

Bucho 07-24-2003 06:21 AM

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Originally posted by funkmaster


... banging 2 chicks at once is almost standart, but having you best mate involved too is fucking excellent !!

^^^^what he said - me an my best buddy in highschool did it all the time...

Netrave 07-24-2003 06:22 AM

28 and been there and done that.

Shoot your own content and it will happen sooner or later. Just wait until after you have taken all the pics of them you need. I like to keep my business and pleasure separate.

Jakki 07-24-2003 06:25 AM

Two chicks banged me, so I guess we are in the same boat?
Hell no... Go get them :thumbsup good luck and enjoy

Mishi 07-24-2003 06:36 AM

No worries, mate. I was 33 before I got there. It's worth the wait. :)

AdultNex 07-24-2003 06:41 AM

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Originally posted by pornJester


No, i'm not gay. But if I was i'd probably have a better chance. Chicks love gay guys. :(

Yeah, for real. All the gay guys I've seen are pimps/casanovas.

funkmaster 07-24-2003 07:27 AM

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Originally posted by Bucho


^^^^what he said - me an my best buddy in highschool did it all the time...

... ahhhh, we know what we are talking about, donīt we ... hahahaha !!

sherie 07-24-2003 07:29 AM

Just be happy you got to bang at least one you little fucker LOL ;)

kmanrox 07-24-2003 07:29 AM

come to thailand and have 5-10 at once, cheap ;-)

MassAppeal 07-24-2003 07:30 AM

im 23 and ive never banged a chick in an airplane... yet.

Krusty 07-24-2003 07:33 AM

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Originally posted by NWPhil
I'm twenty five and in the same boat!
does this boat have any girls in it? there would be a start :)
:thumbsup
Oar Poking :)

Herb Kornfield 07-24-2003 07:43 AM

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Originally posted by funkmaster


... banging 2 chicks at once is almost standart, but having you best mate involved too is fucking excellent !!

Best mate???......nah man, this aint no sausage party

Danny_C 07-24-2003 07:48 AM

I've done it. You're not missing much.

(Actually, you are, but I wanted to make you feel better)

Lane 07-24-2003 07:53 AM

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Originally posted by pornJester


No, i'm not gay. But if I was i'd probably have a better chance. Chicks love gay guys. :(

act like you are gay and tell the girls maybe some extraordinary experience with 2 talented girls could turn you straight again.

Princess Ellisa 07-24-2003 08:05 AM

I think you are doomed LOL It is some sort of curse if you don't hook that up by your quarter century LOL

Kanoealoha 07-24-2003 08:15 AM

Its overrated unless both chicks are sex fiends...

Phoenix 07-24-2003 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
come to thailand and have 5-10 at once, cheap ;-)
thats what im talkin about..5 at once.
not as fun as when you have two girls you know

especially if you dont have to use condoms on them..holy fuck that is the best
i have ben trying for sometime to involve myself in a 3some relationship..meaning i have two girls who are totally into each other and me...it is hard to do..i dont give up easily though.

every threesome i have been in so far has been mostly the girls who set it up. or allowed it to happen.

just invite two girls over sometime who are firneds hang with them and bring it up to see what they say

PotentMind 07-24-2003 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by pornJester
Is there something wrong with me? :helpme
You probably have to work on impressing one girl first (if you're lousy it probably won't happen), if you've been nailing lots of girls and giving it to them like they've never had it before...and you know they're telling their girlfriends about it...

Just get one of the girls you're having sex with out on the town with one of her friends, get a few drinks in them and presto...you have yourself a threesome!

:thumbsup

pornJester 07-24-2003 09:05 AM

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Originally posted by PotentMind
Just get one of the girls you're having sex with out on the town with one of her friends, get a few drinks in them and presto...you have yourself a threesome!

:thumbsup

should i use ruffies or GHB?

Tofu 07-24-2003 09:13 AM

....ALCOHOL is your friend who will do anything for you! :thumbsup

El Mega 07-24-2003 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by Platinum Ellisa
I think you are doomed LOL It is some sort of curse if you don't hook that up by your quarter century LOL


Agreed!
Your SCARRED!

But think of it 'Glass Half Full'
...you undoubtedly avoided TWICE as many problems.

archer 07-24-2003 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by pornJester
Is there something wrong with me? :helpme


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

now if you were gay(instead of running a gay board:winkwink: )
u'd hardly be complaining.

u'd have had a gazillion 3sums before 18 so it'd be old hat and u'd be complaining instead that u hadn't been to good old fashioned orgy in ..... oh say.... since last Tuesday:1orglaugh

PenetratinP 07-24-2003 11:05 AM

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

I'll tell you what I'd do man, two chicks at the same time, man.

That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Well, not all chicks.

Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Good point.
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asneed 07-24-2003 11:06 AM

sucks for you dude

PotentMind 07-24-2003 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by PenetratinP
What would you do if you had a million dollars?

I'll tell you what I'd do man, two chicks at the same time, man.

That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Well, not all chicks.

Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Good point.
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are you 12?

eiht_98 07-24-2003 11:35 AM

I'm 30 and neither did I...

clubsexy 07-24-2003 11:37 AM

I am gonna be 33 next week and I have done it a few times. Not all it's cracked up to be...

Oh wait, it was really hot sex though... strike that last comment.

:Graucho

Kanoealoha 07-24-2003 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by PotentMind


are you 12?

Two words idiot...

Office Space

Go rent the movie

Detour-Diva 07-24-2003 11:44 AM

I'm sorry!:(

MetaMan 07-24-2003 11:45 AM

lol this joke is still goin?


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