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AsylumN 07-23-2003 11:36 PM

how/when do you tell a girl you just want to bang her, and don't want a relashionship
 
lets say you want to ask a girl out, but you just want to bang her, not make her your girlfriend. when, and how do you break this to her? how should you do it so she agrees with it? players, your help is needed!!!

Gutterboy 07-23-2003 11:38 PM

Fuck getting her to agree beforehand, break it to her after you've been hitting it for a month or two :thumbsup

chowda 07-23-2003 11:38 PM

is this the same girl in ur other post. fuck dat

TDF 07-23-2003 11:38 PM

bootycall

Juicy D. Links 07-23-2003 11:38 PM

Yo

You dont tell her shit just fuck her and if she brings it up then stick your cock in her mouth

ronin 07-23-2003 11:39 PM

NEVER say shit

BRISK 07-23-2003 11:39 PM

you don't tell her shit, you lead her down the path to thinking she's special, you fuck her, but never call her

SHE BE PLAYED!

thekebie 07-23-2003 11:39 PM

When you come back from the morning shower you ask her "what are you still doing here?". Then I think she will get the point.

AsylumN 07-23-2003 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda
is this the same girl in ur other post. fuck dat
yes, this is related to my other post. the waitress i wanna ask out, well, i just want to bang her really bad, but not be her boyfriend

brizzad 07-23-2003 11:40 PM

i just slip some G into her drink

but the other suggestions are good too :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 07-23-2003 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thekebie
When come back from the morning shower you ask her "what are you still doing here?". Then I think she will get the point.

:1orglaugh

hegreryan 07-23-2003 11:44 PM

i'm guessing with a question like that you meet and probably 'date' all of your girls over the net. Compliment her a lot, get your nut off, and sign in with a different username next time. she won't even know its you. hehe...

sorry. in a foul mood today. cavecreek fucked up a lot of our shit and i've been fixing it for hours...

AWC 07-23-2003 11:45 PM

yah hit it first... then hand her a 20 and say thanks

Pipecrew 07-23-2003 11:59 PM

ahahaha, not a worthy reply yet. I have a proven method for this shit, everyone wonders how so I will share.

1. You gotta find a chick and make sure she realllllly likes you, even do tons of little things and all that crap chicks love (before sleeping with her, If you do all this stuff after, you just got yourself a girlfriend.)

2. By this time this girl thinks you are a great guy blah blah blah and wants to bang you, HOLD OFF! yeah i know it sounds crazy, but hold off for like a week, she will go nuts and begins to think you are very different from other guys (this is the angle you want)

3. Bang Her

4. This is when she is unsure of the current situation, she doesnt know if you are her new boyfriend or good friend, this step is crucial to defining what will happen, one wrong move and you just landed a girlfriend or a full time stalker. You want to play the good friend part.


5. Tell her you dont really want a relationship right now and you just want to take it easy/casual right now, you can throw in some stories about being "hurt" in past relationships or whatever bullshit you want, its all good and chicks eat it up.

6. Tell her you like what "you guys have" and would like to keep it like that because too many things are "complicated" tell her she is "special, insert crap here"


Follow these steps, you will get atleast 3 to 6 months worth of banging some chick without commitment, just watch out, you can still go out with other girls etc, just do not allow this "booty" call to find out or else it will blow up in your face.. You will get phonecalls like "Why am I not special?" or "I thought you didnt want a relationship with anyone" blah blah blah..... I use the 3 to 6 month time frame because after that you gotta end it, the chick will either

a) have some big time feelings for you

or

b) Feel like she's meaningless to you because all you do is bang.


I hope this is helpful, I am going to email this link out.

Gutterboy 07-24-2003 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
ahahaha, not a worthy reply yet. I have a proven method for this shit, everyone wonders how so I will share.

1. You gotta find a chick and make sure she realllllly likes you, even do tons of little things and all that crap chicks love (before sleeping with her, If you do all this stuff after, you just got yourself a girlfriend.)

2. By this time this girl thinks you are a great guy blah blah blah and wants to bang you, HOLD OFF! yeah i know it sounds crazy, but hold off for like a week, she will go nuts and begins to think you are very different from other guys (this is the angle you want)

3. Bang Her

4. This is when she is unsure of the current situation, she doesnt know if you are her new boyfriend or good friend, this step is crucial to defining what will happen, one wrong move and you just landed a girlfriend or a full time stalker. You want to play the good friend part.


5. Tell her you dont really want a relationship right now and you just want to take it easy/casual right now, you can throw in some stories about being "hurt" in past relationships or whatever bullshit you want, its all good and chicks eat it up.

6. Tell her you like what "you guys have" and would like to keep it like that because too many things are "complicated" tell her she is "special, insert crap here"


Follow these steps, you will get atleast 3 to 6 months worth of banging some chick without commitment, just watch out, you can still go out with other girls etc, just do not allow this "booty" call to find out or else it will blow up in your face.. You will get phonecalls like "Why am I not special?" or "I thought you didnt want a relationship with anyone" blah blah blah..... I use the 3 to 6 month time frame because after that you gotta end it, the chick will either

a) have some big time feelings for you

or

b) Feel like she's meaningless to you because all you do is bang.


I hope this is helpful, I am going to email this link out.

you are a special person.

Pipecrew 07-24-2003 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy


you are a special person.


I sure am, Who else can train a 35 year old man to pickup chicks?

http://www.pipecrew.com/cp.gif

MAGNET 07-24-2003 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC
yah hit it first... then hand her a 20 and say thanks

and a good thing would be when she will hand you 10 as change then you know you got the right girl for tha!

SomeCreep 07-24-2003 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
ahahaha, not a worthy reply yet. I have a proven method for this shit, everyone wonders how so I will share.

1. You gotta find a chick and make sure she realllllly likes you, even do tons of little things and all that crap chicks love (before sleeping with her, If you do all this stuff after, you just got yourself a girlfriend.)

2. By this time this girl thinks you are a great guy blah blah blah and wants to bang you, HOLD OFF! yeah i know it sounds crazy, but hold off for like a week, she will go nuts and begins to think you are very different from other guys (this is the angle you want)

3. Bang Her

4. This is when she is unsure of the current situation, she doesnt know if you are her new boyfriend or good friend, this step is crucial to defining what will happen, one wrong move and you just landed a girlfriend or a full time stalker. You want to play the good friend part.


5. Tell her you dont really want a relationship right now and you just want to take it easy/casual right now, you can throw in some stories about being "hurt" in past relationships or whatever bullshit you want, its all good and chicks eat it up.

6. Tell her you like what "you guys have" and would like to keep it like that because too many things are "complicated" tell her she is "special, insert crap here"


Follow these steps, you will get atleast 3 to 6 months worth of banging some chick without commitment, just watch out, you can still go out with other girls etc, just do not allow this "booty" call to find out or else it will blow up in your face.. You will get phonecalls like "Why am I not special?" or "I thought you didnt want a relationship with anyone" blah blah blah..... I use the 3 to 6 month time frame because after that you gotta end it, the chick will either

a) have some big time feelings for you

or

b) Feel like she's meaningless to you because all you do is bang.


I hope this is helpful, I am going to email this link out.

wtf, NO NO NO!...

1.) Show her your 98 Lamborghini Diablo VT Roadster
2.) Panties disintegrate
3.) Cock slips right in


:thumbsup

eiht_98 07-24-2003 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thekebie
When you come back from the morning shower you ask her "what are you still doing here?". Then I think she will get the point.
hahha..lol....player stuff

boobmaster 07-24-2003 02:56 AM

Quote:

lets say you want to ask a girl out, but you just want to bang her, not make her your girlfriend. when, and how do you break this to her? how should you do it so she agrees with it? players, your help is needed!!!
Aren't you the same guy who was looking for a girlfriend a few threads back? And now you're all ready to start cheating on her?

Try saying 'wanna fuck?' I knew a guy in college who always used that line whenever he met a girl. 99 times out of 100 he'd either get smacked upside the head or hot steaming coffee on his croch. But the 100th time, .....

jas1552 07-24-2003 02:59 AM

In the "i'm 25 and have never had a girlfriend" thread you make the comment "I have to get a girlfriend". Did you embarrass yourself and are now trying to make yourself look somehow less desperate?

Seb From Holland 07-24-2003 03:01 AM

Say you just want BANG BANG BANG!

Napolean 07-24-2003 03:01 AM

uhg, i cant take it anymore

man.. just read this link and you will be set for life..

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

tootie 07-24-2003 03:06 AM

Okay, this subject is exactly why I got married. If I ever get divorced I will never again have sex with a man before marriage. I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life with my fingers as my only company that to risk giving satisfaction to even one slimeball who feigns true interest in me for the sole purpose of getting sex.

That being said, I did have sex with one guy that I was not interested in dating when I was younger. It was ONLY because he was DROP DEAD GORGEOUS and I knew from the beginning he was a player. It was my choice, and it was fun because I knew the situation in advance. However I would have been REALLY mad if he'd lied to me.

benthompson 07-24-2003 03:07 AM

bang her for a while and then kick her...Let her cry

Seb From Holland 07-24-2003 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean
uhg, i cant take it anymore

man.. just read this link and you will be set for life..

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

Great stuff! Interesting reading material.

quiet 07-24-2003 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean
uhg, i cant take it anymore

man.. just read this link and you will be set for life..

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

hmm, i'm reading it now.

Mishi 07-24-2003 03:41 AM

You people! You're making this all so complicated!

Go out with a group of friends, preferably including several attractive members of the gender in which you are interested. (Sorry. Gotta be PC here).

Consume enough booze to lighten the mood, but not so much that people are falling down, wearing furniture, or propositioning the security guards.

Find a person you find attractive. Pose the following question: "Wanna fuck?"

The response to the above will tell you pretty much all you need to know. No games, no bullshit. Probably no sex, but if you get lucky one time outta ten...woot woot!

venturi 07-24-2003 03:55 AM

It really does amaze me how many people "in the biz of selling sex" - yes that is what we all are doing - seem unable to get any R/T of their own.
One has to wonder if the stats/income some claim to have here are worth the sticky napkins they are written upon...

:arcadefre

Undutchable 07-24-2003 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
ahahaha, not a worthy reply yet. I have a proven method for this shit, everyone wonders how so I will share.

1. You gotta find a chick and make sure she realllllly likes you, even do tons of little things and all that crap chicks love (before sleeping with her, If you do all this stuff after, you just got yourself a girlfriend.)

2. By this time this girl thinks you are a great guy blah blah blah and wants to bang you, HOLD OFF! yeah i know it sounds crazy, but hold off for like a week, she will go nuts and begins to think you are very different from other guys (this is the angle you want)

3. Bang Her

4. This is when she is unsure of the current situation, she doesnt know if you are her new boyfriend or good friend, this step is crucial to defining what will happen, one wrong move and you just landed a girlfriend or a full time stalker. You want to play the good friend part.


5. Tell her you dont really want a relationship right now and you just want to take it easy/casual right now, you can throw in some stories about being "hurt" in past relationships or whatever bullshit you want, its all good and chicks eat it up.

6. Tell her you like what "you guys have" and would like to keep it like that because too many things are "complicated" tell her she is "special, insert crap here"


Follow these steps, you will get atleast 3 to 6 months worth of banging some chick without commitment, just watch out, you can still go out with other girls etc, just do not allow this "booty" call to find out or else it will blow up in your face.. You will get phonecalls like "Why am I not special?" or "I thought you didnt want a relationship with anyone" blah blah blah..... I use the 3 to 6 month time frame because after that you gotta end it, the chick will either

a) have some big time feelings for you

or

b) Feel like she's meaningless to you because all you do is bang.


I hope this is helpful, I am going to email this link out.

I've done this exact thing with a few alterations. This girl really wanted me but I told her I wasn't ready for a serious relationship or any relationship at all, but I do know that we're attracted to eachother.. So I told her what's wrong with just having fun for now and see where that takes us?

The result was a couple months of easy pussy, me seeing other girls and me dumping her when I got tired with her. You could also just pretend you're in a relationship and still see other girls, but why take the hassle when you can tell her honestly and still fuck her?

Awesome technique

bigdog 07-24-2003 04:59 AM

tell her you want to do the Kobe

pornJester 07-24-2003 05:02 AM

Just show her this, she'll understand...

http://starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html

:thumbsup

Mishi 07-24-2003 05:07 AM

A is for apple
B is for bear



Fuck it, I give up.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-24-2003 06:21 AM

christ guys.. girls dont mind some honesty.... I love a man that would approach me and ask for some pussy. fuck the bullshit and lies....

when i was single, i would blatantly ask a man i was attracted to if he wanted to fuck. :thumbsup

polish_aristocrat 05-05-2005 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Napolean
uhg, i cant take it anymore

man.. just read this link and you will be set for life..

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

interesting site :)

Tom_PM 05-05-2005 08:42 AM

07-24-2003???

sickkittens 05-05-2005 08:44 AM

Why not just tell her that's what you want.

psyko514 05-05-2005 08:44 AM

What's creepy is did this exact thing almost a T recently and inadvertantly, without having read this thread. And things started to disintegrate right at the 6 month mark.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
ahahaha, not a worthy reply yet. I have a proven method for this shit, everyone wonders how so I will share.

1. You gotta find a chick and make sure she realllllly likes you, even do tons of little things and all that crap chicks love (before sleeping with her, If you do all this stuff after, you just got yourself a girlfriend.)

2. By this time this girl thinks you are a great guy blah blah blah and wants to bang you, HOLD OFF! yeah i know it sounds crazy, but hold off for like a week, she will go nuts and begins to think you are very different from other guys (this is the angle you want)

3. Bang Her

4. This is when she is unsure of the current situation, she doesnt know if you are her new boyfriend or good friend, this step is crucial to defining what will happen, one wrong move and you just landed a girlfriend or a full time stalker. You want to play the good friend part.


5. Tell her you dont really want a relationship right now and you just want to take it easy/casual right now, you can throw in some stories about being "hurt" in past relationships or whatever bullshit you want, its all good and chicks eat it up.

6. Tell her you like what "you guys have" and would like to keep it like that because too many things are "complicated" tell her she is "special, insert crap here"


Follow these steps, you will get atleast 3 to 6 months worth of banging some chick without commitment, just watch out, you can still go out with other girls etc, just do not allow this "booty" call to find out or else it will blow up in your face.. You will get phonecalls like "Why am I not special?" or "I thought you didnt want a relationship with anyone" blah blah blah..... I use the 3 to 6 month time frame because after that you gotta end it, the chick will either

a) have some big time feelings for you

or

b) Feel like she's meaningless to you because all you do is bang.


I hope this is helpful, I am going to email this link out.


jukeboxfrank 05-05-2005 08:59 AM

When you hand over the $50.00 dollars she asked you for before she got in the car...

HarrytheNazi 05-05-2005 09:00 AM

Give her money.


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