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SexySarah 07-07-2003 07:09 AM

The US is a fucked up teenager of a country
 
the US is going through puberty, and this has caused it to become very aggressive, confused, and unsure about it's future.

it's hanging out with the wrong crowd

getting into trouble

pissing off it's parents (Europe)

stealing

wants to do drugs, but can't admit it to itself

if the US doesn't destroy itself, or end up in prison, it might grow up to be a normal functioning adult

the jury's still out though

the US is taking puberty pretty hard. and like all teenagers, is biting the hand that feeds it.

only time will tell if it will grow up to be a healthy adult and a useful member of society, or a runaway that ends up in desolation and living on the streets

oh US, you naughty teenager of a country. we forgive you. you can't help it. you're just a stupic adolescent who like all teenagers thinks he's invincible and that the world owes him

we're just hoping you grow up quickly before you do yourself and others some real damage

friends will only forgive you for so long

baddog 07-07-2003 07:10 AM

I am guessing you really do eat shit.

AcidMax 07-07-2003 07:12 AM

Have you ever lived here or are you just speaking from your own opinions? I think there are many other countries more fucked up than the US, and I love my country and served for my country.

If you don't like the US, don't visit or do business with US based individuals.

duroflex 07-07-2003 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SexySarah
the US is going through puberty, and this has caused it to become very aggressive, confused, and unsure about it's future.

it's hanging out.....bla bla bla bla bla blabla bla bla

bla bla....friends will only forgive you for so long


Interestingly put. However, venting your "authentic bitterness" in such a fashion drives me to deduct that you yourself may be somewhat of an attention whore.

Jakke PNG 07-07-2003 07:19 AM

Now, I don't hate the US, but what I do find extremely fascinating that you can't take any critique at all. Everyone's automatically a hater that says something about your country.
I just think it's fucking hilarious.
:)
Laugh at yourselves people!

Joe Sixpack 07-07-2003 07:21 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Now, I don't hate the US, but what I do find extremely fascinating that you can't take any critique at all. Everyone's automatically a hater that says something about your country.
I just think it's fucking hilarious.
:)
Laugh at yourselves people!

Many Americans think Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler are funny.

They have a McSenseofHumour... upsized!

Jakke PNG 07-07-2003 07:22 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


Many Americans think Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler are funny.

They have a McSenseofHumour... upsized!

Jim Carrey IS funny. Hehehe. :)

NickB. 07-07-2003 07:22 AM

Sarah what's up with your site? shitcity..... ( animal sex )

Joe Sixpack 07-07-2003 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Jim Carrey IS funny. Hehehe. :)
You want me to bitch slap you for contradicting me?

fris 07-07-2003 07:23 AM

how old are you sarah? i doubt you are gonna reply ;)

quiet 07-07-2003 07:24 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


You want me to bitch slap you for contradicting me?

lol

rooster 07-07-2003 07:25 AM

my main problem with europe is they have shown they are unable to keep their backyard clean. Sociallism makes people lazy or something. So then when a Hitler strolls on in they can't stop them.

If it was up to europe every whacko arab country would have a full nuclear arsenal.

Jakke PNG 07-07-2003 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


You want me to bitch slap you for contradicting me?

Sure. :)

Jakke PNG 07-07-2003 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rooster
my main problem with europe is they have shown they are unable to keep their backyard clean. Sociallism makes people lazy or something. So then when a Hitler strolls on in they can't stop them.

If it was up to europe every whacko arab country would have a full nuclear arsenal.

Europe isn't a country, actually it's not really united either.

CDSmith 07-07-2003 07:26 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Jim Carrey IS funny. Hehehe. :)
What our friend Joe Suxprick doesn't realize is that Jim Carrey is a Canadian.



...and funny.

duroflex 07-07-2003 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Now, I don't hate the US, but what I do find extremely fascinating that you can't take any critique at all. Everyone's automatically a hater that says something about your country.
I just think it's fucking hilarious.
:)
Laugh at yourselves people!

I have nothing particular against the US either. But I would never pass on an opportunity to mildly insult individuals such as the attention seeker who started this thread.

Joe Sixpack 07-07-2003 07:28 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
What our friend Joe Suxprick doesn't realize is that Jim Carrey is a Canadian.



...and funny.

No, he's not. He's a goddamn idiot.

I saw that "Bruce Almighty" the other day and it was shit... and his pathetic Jerry Lewis impersonation act is as old as mouldy cheese.

chowda 07-07-2003 07:28 AM

its the fucked up teenager that are providing us with barely legal porn

cezam 07-07-2003 07:28 AM

All you US bashers - GO FUCK YOURSELF :boid

PS. I am not from the USA

quiet 07-07-2003 07:30 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


No, he's not. He's a goddamn idiot.

I saw that "Bruce Almighty" the other day and it was shit... and his pathetic Jerry Lewis impersonation act is as old as mouldy cheese.

dumb and dumber is good for some cheap laughs while drunk and high.

the only movie i saw him in other than the truman show (also not too bad).

Joe Sixpack 07-07-2003 07:32 AM

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Originally posted by quiet


dumb and dumber is good for some cheap laughs while drunk and high.

the only movie i saw him in other than the truman show (also not too bad).

True.

He was good in The Truman Show (directed by Peter Weir, an Aussie) because he wasn't running around pulling faces.

Jakke PNG 07-07-2003 07:32 AM

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Originally posted by quiet


dumb and dumber is good for some cheap laughs while drunk and high.

the only movie i saw him in other than the truman show (also not too bad).

I LOVE both Ace Ventura films, just because.

Joe Sixpack 07-07-2003 07:33 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I LOVE both Ace Ventura films, just because.
I owe you a bitch slapping... so come to Amsterdam for New Years Eve and I can do it then.

Jakke PNG 07-07-2003 07:34 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


I owe you a bitch slapping... so come to Amsterdam for New Years Eve and I can do it then.

No. I'll hide.

duroflex 07-07-2003 07:34 AM

"Your'e not snowflake!"

hilarious!

duroflex 07-07-2003 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

No. I'll hide.

You have no reason to hide. Just make sure you bring your weedhacker, and he will never know what hit him...

ADL Colin 07-07-2003 07:40 AM

It's an popular but somewhat odd view, Sarah, that America is a young country and European countries are old. In fact, America is one of the oldest nations in the world as far as maintaining it's basic form of government consistently over a long period of time.

A quick example. Though there have been Russians living in the land which we now call Russia for a very long time the country we call Russia is only little more than a decade old formerly being the USSR, of course. Many nations of the world have gone through similar dramatic changes but just didn't change their name.

I believe the US has the oldest written still-in-action constitution of any nation on earth and it's form of government was not interrupted by revolution, war, or socialist and communist ideals
which in one combination or another happened nearly everywhere else. The twin circumstances of tempered success and geography playing large roles in that.

One could point to England's common law constitution as older and I would agree. In fact, the US system of law and government grew straight from the English one. The English system has been remarkably stable.

haretz 07-07-2003 07:46 AM

FUCK YOU EUROPEAN OF SHIT.........

Jakke PNG 07-07-2003 07:48 AM

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Originally posted by haretz
FUCK YOU EUROPEAN OF SHIT.........
What? European of shit? Can I have that in english, so I can fuckmyself with a reason.

duroflex 07-07-2003 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by haretz
FUCK YOU EUROPEAN OF SHIT.........
We are here witnessing numerous millions of years of evolution. And if anything, it speaks for itself. Badly, yes, but it speaks!

XYCash 07-07-2003 07:51 AM

Why do you guys respond to this - she/he is just doing it to call attention to that lovely site in the signature :)

Then again...why am i ? :(

duroflex 07-07-2003 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XYCash
Why do you guys respond to this - she/he is just doing it to call attention to that lovely site in the signature :)

Then again...why am i ? :(

You are right. Answering this guy is abviously a waste of time, but wasting time is my reason for being here.

GFY is most definitely my favourite waste of time.

Kapitan Ivanov 07-07-2003 07:56 AM

You stupid, stupid fucking Americans.. My Dear Lord, Save Us!!!!

Jakke PNG 07-07-2003 07:56 AM

Sarah is Sexy

cosis 07-07-2003 08:13 AM

sarah is a whore

FRANKENSTEIN 07-07-2003 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SexySarah
Blah blah blah...pissing off it's parents (Europe)...Blah blah blah...
(Parents? Sorry to inform you, but it seems to be that Europe is just jealous that they can't wipe it's own ass, and needs the U.S. to supply the bedpans. Get off your high horse, you're just pissed that we get all the oil and you have to "Bow to the REAL Power"!)

Quote:

Blah blah blah...and like all teenagers, is biting the hand that feeds it... Blah blah blah [/B]
(AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Eurpoe feeds the U.S.??? What planet are you on? Just boycott all U.S. products and services, and stop all import/export of our goods... Let's see how far you get.... Wake up... Time to realize that the rest of the world is in 0wn3d!)

Quote:

Blah blah blah...friends will only forgive you for so long. [/B]
(Friends? Friends don't let friends go to war alone.)

Kanoealoha 07-07-2003 08:36 AM

You would think after being on this board for over a year I think I would have saved that

ATTENTION WHORE

picture...

If you're in the USA find a better place to live...

please, because that means a grateful immigrant can finally live their dreams:glugglug

galleryseek 07-07-2003 08:38 AM

sexysarah is paid by lensman to create controversy on the board.

arial 07-07-2003 10:26 AM

LOL what is this the 100th anti-American thread you've created this month? :321GFY

MassAppeal 07-07-2003 10:34 AM

I don't hate america I just hate the majority of americans


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