Ever been divorced?
 

Let's see how many here have been divorced and how many times...

just once in may in fact

Twice for me...once after 5 years (and 3 trips to the ER) and once after 9 days and finding his stash of drugs...

haven't been there yet. But only been married 14 years...so there is still time.

I'm STILL trying to GET a divorce... it's taken 23 months and counting

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let me finish pimpin first...im not ready to retire my jersey

Damn that has to suck.

couple of times, prolly though with the marriage thing now, just wanta lay around a island with my sweety and drink coronas. When it's time to move on we go our ways :)

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I am ALWAYS on the look out for my next ex-wife

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I try to get married every 5 years. I'm looking for my third now.

That poll need a 'no' option

first marriage and 17 years :)

Married my h.s. boyfriend when I was 18 -- just because I was a complete dumbass, not pregnant, just stupid -- and got divorced four years later. Had an almost-two-year-old daughter by then.

Damn, I'm the only one more than 2 times.

Just a slow learner.

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farbie

i'm never getting married

there's no point in me doing so, it's much more fun this way

Best way to save all the bullshit,is to never get married in the first place.:glugglug

Congratulations. :thumbsup

My grandparents just celebrated their 50th.

6 1/2 years into my first and hopefully only marriage. Going through some bumpy times at the moment but considering we went 6 years without a real argument I guess we were due. I'm sure we will see it to the otherside.

6 years and no real arguments, did you live in separate states or something?

Have never and will never get married.

It's been over a year and thousands of dollars later and I STILL can't get rid of my wife yet...I'll probably have to wait until October....

The bitch just won't leave!!

actually we are with each other more or less 24/7. He is disabled and I started in porn so I could stay home and look after him. We sitt about 200ft apart most of the day.

once for me, i dont get it... im very articulate, caring and charming, i just don't get it ;)

Divorced once after 7 years.

After the divorce I met my current wife. We dated/lived together for 4 years or so before getting married on xmas eve last year. This ones a keeper :)

Twice.

Now I'm married to my third...Tev from Erotica Cash...

8 years in July. :)

why can't I find a woman like this instead of the bitch that I married?

what i wanna know is... how after you fuck it up once, would you not have learned your lesson and gotten married a second time?

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are you saying kayla that your first husband beat you and your second was a drug addict?

outch.

you deserve a lot better than that. a LOT better

Divorced once.
I will NEVER marry again.
Lesson learned.

i always run out on my babys momma. I aint givin em no papers an sheeit. lol :thumbsup

Twice for me.. never again.. from now on it's friends with fringe benefits.

My parents' 43rd anniversary was yesterday.

twice. Lesson learned. Never again.

Hell I'm on marriage one, and I already know that if I got a divorce ever, there wouldn't be a marraige 2.

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Once for 30 years.... and hesitant at the prospect of another! :1orglaugh

divorce is such an ugly word . . . . I prefer, chopped up the bodies and scattered the pieces throughout the desert

How would you know if you've never been married?

But seriously, don't knock having sex for years with the same loving woman. The orgasm can be earth-shattering.

Oops! The seven year itch :winkwink:

sounds like the wife must be reading over your shoulder :1orglaugh

Did you finally get that lazy bastard paid off yet? eeeesh

Oh BTW, I finally remembered to buy bisquik. Do you still have that chicken and dumplings crock pot recipe?