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Paul Markham 06-15-2003 01:29 AM

Ask me anything about photography or pornography
 
As it's been a while since I did this and I have been spamming a bit lately. So here it is again.

Ask me anything about photography or pornography and I will try to answer, assuming I know.

Come on ease my conscience for being a spammer.

AaronM 06-15-2003 01:30 AM

Can you please tell us about wet plate photography and suggest a good wet plate camera.

Thanks.

jact 06-15-2003 01:31 AM

When will I be considered a real pornographer like you, Paul? Or any of us for that matter? You did say that you were the only REAL pornographer here.. So what'll it take for us to be real?

Digipimp 06-15-2003 01:31 AM

Can you tell me why this disposable Kodak camera I bought won't take good pictures of my cats when they are running?

Brujah 06-15-2003 01:35 AM

If I were to launch a Fetish content provider business, featuring Gothic content as my main niche.. where should I start ?

AaronM 06-15-2003 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
Can you tell me why this disposable Kodak camera I bought won't take good pictures of my cats when they are running?
Charly...Please allow me........

Digipimp...The best thing to do is photograph the cats fucking first. Then take the film in to the lab and when you get the prints back, Ask the girl at the counter to review the pics with you and suggest a better disposable camera based on the fucking action of the cats.

Captain Obvious 06-15-2003 01:37 AM

Charley is short for Chuck:2 cents:

mastamindz 06-15-2003 01:37 AM

My camera sucks, can you send me a better one?

Digipimp 06-15-2003 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


Charly...Please allow me........

Digipimp...The best thing to do is photograph the cats fucking first. Then take the film in to the lab and when you get the prints back, Ask the girl at the counter to review the pics with you and suggest a better disposable camera based on the fucking action of the cats.

I'll be god damned if that's what I almost did, I just was really unsure and took this chance to ask an expert. I will consider asking the girl at the counter and maybe upgrading to the $9 camera for better action shots.

AaronM 06-15-2003 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by Captain Obvious
Charley is short for Chuck:2 cents:
Cool. And what is Charly short for?

Brujah 06-15-2003 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Cool. And what is Charly short for?

Genetics ?

AaronM 06-15-2003 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp


I'll be god damned if that's what I almost did, I just was really unsure and took this chance to ask an expert. I will consider asking the girl at the counter and maybe upgrading to the $9 camera for better action shots.

Glad I could help.

Sorry for the slight hijacking of the thread "Chuck."

Digipimp 06-15-2003 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


Cool. And what is Charly short for?

Charly is post-op charley.

Paul Markham 06-15-2003 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Can you please tell us about wet plate photography and suggest a good wet plate camera.

Thanks.

have not got a clue, what this is about. I'm probably too young or stupid to know.

grogan 06-15-2003 01:43 AM

Why do I look bad in photos? My mom says I'm handsome.....

Timi 06-15-2003 01:44 AM

Just a general one here Charly but whats the best film to use for the average digital camera

mrthumbs 06-15-2003 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Can you please tell us about wet plate photography and suggest a good wet plate camera.

Thanks.

www.collodion.org :thumbsup

Rich 06-15-2003 01:48 AM

I'm so drunk right now, I have no idea what's going on. Just thought I'd point that out.

theking 06-15-2003 01:53 AM

What is your definition of "slut" and how do you feel about being a whore?

Paul Markham 06-15-2003 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
When will I be considered a real pornographer like you, Paul? Or any of us for that matter? You did say that you were the only REAL pornographer here.. So what'll it take for us to be real?
More interesting is why you do not consider yourself a real pornographer.

I never said I was the only one, I never you were not. So why do you not think you are?

But it's an interesting question, if put like this. "What is the difference between a pornographer and the photographer of naked women/sex acts?"

I think photography is technical and pornography is psychological. Let me explain, though this is a generalization.

Any one can shoot pictures of naked girls; it takes a pornographer to make it look as if the girl was ready to fulfill the viewer?s fantasy.

Anyone can shoot people having sex; it takes a pornographer to make it look like they were enjoying it, doing it to be seen, doing it so the viewer thinks he/she can join in.

Anyone can shoot a girl in leather, thigh boots, chains and with a whip. It takes a pornographer to make her a dominatrix.

The consumer of porn wants to see it in his minds eye, he wants to feel it so much he can taste it.

Do you shoot the fantasy or the meat?

Paul Markham 06-15-2003 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
Can you tell me why this disposable Kodak camera I bought won't take good pictures of my cats when they are running?
They are not designed for wild life photography, can I suggest you buy a better camera or nail pussies paws to the floor.

Paul Markham 06-15-2003 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by Brujah
If I were to launch a Fetish content provider business, featuring Gothic content as my main niche.. where should I start ?
Spamming GFY works for me. :1orglaugh

Paul Markham 06-15-2003 01:59 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM


Cool. And what is Charly short for?

It's short for "Good looking charming dude"

Paul Markham 06-15-2003 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


Glad I could help.

Sorry for the slight hijacking of the thread "Chuck."

So long as it's fun WGAF.

jact 06-15-2003 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
More interesting is why you do not consider yourself a real pornographer.

I never said I was the only one, I never you were not. So why do you not think you are?

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pornographer

n : someone who presents shows or sells writing or pictures that are sexually explicit in violation of the community mores [syn: porn merchant]
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por·nog·ra·phy Audio pronunciation of pornographer ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pôr-ngr-f)
n.

1. Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.
2. The presentation or production of this material.
3. Lurid or sensational material: ?Recent novels about the Holocaust have kept Hitler well offstage [so as] to avoid the... pornography of the era? (Morris Dickstein).
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e·rot·i·ca Audio pronunciation of erotica ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-rt-k)
pl.n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)

Literature or art intended to arouse sexual desire.
I'd much rather be considered someone who produces erotica then a pornographer, to be honest.

And for the record, you actually did say that we weren't pornographers, Paul. In one of your little spats on this very board. That's why I asked.

Anyhow I'm going to bed now.

Edit: And for the record, I fucking hate cameras, I don't produce anything that's what I have a wife for. Someone has to have a clue how to run the store.. You could use one too :D

Paul Markham 06-15-2003 02:04 AM

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Originally posted by grogan
Why do I look bad in photos? My mom says I'm handsome.....
hard one to answer.

When I met your Mum she said I was handsome and would I make love to her, so she must be a good judge. This was a long time ago. Do you look like me son?

VideoVoyeur 06-15-2003 02:14 AM

I worked for Screen Gems Studios for almost 11 years. I wonder if me swinging one of these Kind of Camera I use
makes me a photographer yet...

Paul Markham 06-15-2003 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timi
Just a general one here Charly but whats the best film to use for the average digital camera
Try ClingFilm.

Mr.Fiction 06-15-2003 02:16 AM

Does TheKing = Pathfinder?

VideoVoyeur 06-15-2003 02:18 AM

Heh how many fstops are on an old Pentax k1000 50mm NON interchangeable lens :Graucho

VideoVoyeur 06-15-2003 02:20 AM

Google answers dont count any photographer past 20 years should know this like the alphabet, it was the most popular camera before the Nikons dropped into the game.

Paul Markham 06-15-2003 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by theking
What is your definition of "slut" and how do you feel about being a whore?
Not sure what me definition of a slut is. It's not having a wife being unfaithful because she was not getting enough. Once could be a mistake on her side, twice would be a mistake on my side. But that never happened so I don't know the feeling.

As for being a whore, I don't think I am.

How do you feel, being out smarted by someone you regard as stupid?

VideoVoyeur 06-15-2003 02:25 AM

http://www.concentric.net/~sherfy/k10001.jpg

From 1975 the worlds best selling camera untill almost the 80s, rivaled only by canon, and then Nikon finally got their shit together and came to pull away from the pack.


Cmon Charly, thats an easy one, I thought you were a photographer dude, its F-2.8 to f-22

VideoVoyeur 06-15-2003 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by charly


How do you feel, being out smarted by someone you regard as stupid?

I dont know I asked you a question about photography and you couldnt or wouldnt answer it, its photography 101.


:1orglaugh

theking 06-15-2003 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly


As for being a whore, I don't think I am.

Ah...but you are.

whore ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hôr, hr)
n.
1. A prostitute.
2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
3. A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

Pay specific attention to 2 and 3.

Quote:

How do you feel, being out smarted by someone you regard as stupid?
I will let you know when it happens.

VideoVoyeur 06-15-2003 02:30 AM

Goodnight Charly, make sure to post a whitty comeback now please that I have left the board


You failed photography 101.

:thumbsup

theking 06-15-2003 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
Does TheKing = Pathfinder?
Does Mr.Fiction = Obessed prick?

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Originally posted by theking
It is difficult for me to understand why some of you people are so obessed with PF. It is difficult for me to understand why you cannot accept the fact that a seventy year old man died of a stroke. Doing a quick search of PF's posts I quickly found at least one post where he had spoke about having had strokes.

On 07-02-2002 PF posted this and actually understated the extent of damage that having strokes had caused him. He had many strokes over a period of several years. It was clear to those that knew him that his memory had been affected, but probably not as clear to those that did not know him as he would have appeared to still be sharp to them. The last stroke that he had prior to his death left him partially paralyzed and with slurred speech. The doctor had told us that he would undoubedtly have a stroke that would kill him and there was not alot that could be done about it. We, the family, were prepared for his death on any given day. He also was a diabetic. At least two people that are members of this board knew him (three counting me) and at least one other member other than myself has posted that he is in fact dead. Read it, learn it, know it and get the fuck over it.


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Originally posted by Pathfinder


Actually this is new information that I cannot recall ever hearing about. I am old and I have had a few minor strokes that have affected my memory to some extent, so I am not intellectually as sharpe as I used to be. It is possible that this info disappeared as did the "piano lessons".

I am intrigued by it and will read some more about it. One thing I did run across on one of the links:

http://www.thethresher.com/indiscreet.html

"The most frequently cited and circulated source of Bush-Nazi investigations/conspiranoia, George Bush-The Unauthorized Biography (a biography of George Herbert Walker Bush) by Webster Griffin Tarpley and Anton Chaitkin, published in 1992, while well-documented, is also the most suspect. The problem is that Tarpley and Chaitkin are colleagues of the political cult leader Lyndon LaRouche. Not surprisingly, they insist on overlaying otherwise solidly researched data with wildly speculative interpretations. The book, originally published by LaRouche's Executive Intelligence Review, though "out of print," is ubiquitous on the web, and freely used and quoted by Bush conspiranoia buffs of all persuasions."

This makes me think that alot of what is said about this subject will have to be taken with a grain of salt, but apparently the government did take control of the company.
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Thank you for the compliment anyhow. PF was a great man, a unique man, a mans man, and a warrior. I have spent most of my life trying to emmulate him (unsuccessfully I might add), may he rest in peace.

Paul Markham 06-15-2003 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by jact


I'd much rather be considered someone who produces erotica then a pornographer, to be honest.

And for the record, you actually did say that we weren't pornographers, Paul. In one of your little spats on this very board. That's why I asked.

Anyhow I'm going to bed now.

Edit: And for the record, I fucking hate cameras, I don't produce anything that's what I have a wife for. Someone has to have a clue how to run the store.. You could use one too :D

Jact I gave you my answer not the dictionary. I do not remember saying that as I do not think I've ever visited your site.

But it's what you think you are that matters, tell me I'm not a prongrapher, call me a shit photographer I DO NOT CARE.

Acuse me of getting old and you have found my Achilles Heel.

I definitely could use someone to run the store, it would mean I could get back to the studio. But then they would have to sell as well as I do.

theking 06-15-2003 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VideoVoyeur
Goodnight Charly, make sure to post a whitty comeback now please that I have left the board


You failed photography 101.

:thumbsup

Clueless is witty? He is a joke...but witty...I think not.

Paul Markham 06-15-2003 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VideoVoyeur
I worked for Screen Gems Studios for almost 11 years. I wonder if me swinging one of these Kind of Camera I use
makes me a photographer yet...

I guess if you did it as a living for 11 years you must be pretty good. :thumbsup


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