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quiet 06-01-2003 11:40 PM

do you have a will?
 
if you've any sort of net worth, you definitely should.

:glugglug

Sly_RJ 06-01-2003 11:43 PM

Yep, I'm leaving you my used condom collection. It's getting quite large.

quiet 06-01-2003 11:44 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Yep, I'm leaving you my used condom collection. It's getting quite large.
i bet :)

Dj Furious 06-01-2003 11:44 PM

mine says:
bury me smiling with g'z in my pocket, have a party at my funeral... let every rapper rock it, let the hoes that i used to know, kiss me from my head to toe!


soul_rebel, ya feel me??

hybrid 06-01-2003 11:45 PM

I'm having a lot of trouble whenever I try to quit smoking, so no. :winkwink:

theking 06-01-2003 11:54 PM

Yes...I had a living will made when I turned forty...and your are right. By the way a living will saves a lot of hassles for those that may be in your will.

drunkdollars 06-01-2003 11:57 PM

Yes I do. Just got it all worked out last month.

quiet 06-01-2003 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by drunkdollars
Yes I do. Just got it all worked out last month.
nice. i had mine set up about 6 months ago. and like the king said, it is nothing but hassles to those left if you don't.

Buckfutter 06-02-2003 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Yep, I'm leaving you my used condom collection. It's getting quite large.
Those volume pills I sent you really work then?

Gary 06-02-2003 12:03 AM

Ive decided to live forever, so a will wont be needed. Smartest choice i ever made.

drunkdollars 06-02-2003 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by quiet


nice. i had mine set up about 6 months ago. and like the king said, it is nothing but hassles to those left if you don't.

My situation was bad . I do not have a blood relative in the us so everything would have gone to the gov..

quiet 06-02-2003 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by Gary
Ive decided to live forever, so a will wont be needed. Smartest choice i ever made.
but you might change your mind.

quiet 06-02-2003 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by drunkdollars


My situation was bad . I do not have a blood relative in the us so everything would have gone to the gov..

i'm in Canada. everything automatically goes to the govt if you don't decide beforehand.

Gary 06-02-2003 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by quiet


but you might change your mind.

Nah, im pretty solid on the live forever decision

quiet 06-02-2003 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by Gary


Nah, im pretty solid on the live forever decision

take away mortality, and you'll get very, very bored. 10 million years plugging porn.

you'll want to die.

Gary 06-02-2003 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by quiet


take away mortality, and you'll get very, very bored. 10 million years plugging porn.

you'll want to die.

I plan to retire in 5 million years, and then do a little traveling

quiet 06-02-2003 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by Gary


I plan to retire in 5 million years, and then do a little traveling

nice. there are only so many 5 star hotels though...

Gary 06-02-2003 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by quiet


nice. there are only so many 5 star hotels though...

Im anticipating alot more places to visit in 5 million years. *fingers crossed*

quiet 06-02-2003 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by Gary


Im anticipating alot more places to visit in 5 million years. *fingers crossed*

according to the hickhikers guide to the galaxy, there is actually less...

Paul Markham 06-02-2003 12:17 AM

I did mine a long time ago, then changed it, then changed it and again changed it.

Things in my life keep changing. Now Everything is in both our names so maybe I won't have to change it again. :)

Gary 06-02-2003 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by quiet


according to the hickhikers guide to the galaxy, there is actually less...

Actually, with my luck, stock market will crash in 5 million years, i'll end up broke and living on a 200 dollar/month government pension for the other 5 million years. that will suck

SleazyDream 06-02-2003 12:22 AM

if you have loved ones dependant on your income life insurance isn't a bad idea either. even with a will and a ton of assets they can be frozen in probate for long periods of time - life insurance pays out quite quicky and gives them some cash - tax free too - to help when they need it the most.

El Mega 06-02-2003 12:22 AM

not yet...
never stop building long enough to collect and catagorize all my chips.

theking 06-02-2003 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
if you have loved ones dependant on your income life insurance isn't a bad idea either. even with a will and a ton of assets they can be frozen in probate for long periods of time - life insurance pays out quite quicky and gives them some cash - tax free too - to help when they need it the most.
That is the purpose of a "living will"...no probate court...no attorneys involved. Clean...simple...hassle free.

Paul Markham 06-02-2003 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by theking


That is the purpose of a "living will"...no probate court...no attorneys involved. Clean...simple...hassle free.

Doesn't it depend on how much you have and whether it's likely to be contested?

SleazyDream 06-02-2003 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by theking


That is the purpose of a "living will"...no probate court...no attorneys involved. Clean...simple...hassle free.

You're thinking like a speedbump again.

I've been invloved with many situations where Idiots (like you)thought that would work - when real money's involved shit hsppens.

theking 06-02-2003 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

You're thinking like a speedbump again.

I've been invloved with many situations where Idiots (like you)thought that would work - when real money's involved shit hsppens.

Not with a "living will"...but you may not know what a "living will" is...but then again it may be that one cannot have a "living will" in Canada.

SleazyDream 06-02-2003 01:02 AM

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Originally posted by theking


Not with a "living will"...but you may not know what a "living will" is...but then again it may be that one cannot have a "living will" in Canada.

actually a living will in canada is basically a document telling a doctor to pull the plug.

I assumed it meant something different to a speedbump as you were talking about assets

theking 06-02-2003 01:12 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream


actually a living will in canada is basically a document telling a doctor to pull the plug.

I assumed it meant something different to a speedbump as you were talking about assets

I am from the USA so I can only speak about the USA...but a "living will" in the USA does not go through probate court and there are not any attorneys involved after the person dies...this is because named assets in the will are "virtually transferred" to the inhieritor prior to death through the "power of attorney". In the USA their are two types of "power of attorney" one is limited in power and the other is not. Bottom line...when the person dies...you use the power of attorney to sell assets...or transfer funds...or sell stock etc. etc. It is not contestable by anyone as you and you alone already own all assets via the power of attorney.

Maybe you are aware if this exists in Canada?

jimmy3way 06-02-2003 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by theking


I am from the USA so I can only speak about the USA...but a "living will" in the USA does not go through probate court and there are not any attorneys involved after the person dies...this is because named assets in the will are "virtually transferred" to the inhieritor prior to death through the "power of attorney". In the USA their are two types of "power of attorney" one is limited in power and the other is not. Bottom line...when the person dies...you use the power of attorney to sell assets...or transfer funds...or sell stock etc. etc. It is not contestable by anyone as you and you alone already own all assets via the power of attorney.

Maybe you are aware if this exists in Canada?

That ranks among the dumbest, most jailhouse lawyer things I've ever heard.

Kimmykim 06-02-2003 01:19 AM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way


That ranks among the dumbest, most jailhouse lawyer things I've ever heard.

Exactly.

MY living will says that if something happens and I'm in certain situations that my next of kin will not be making the decision as to whether I live or die, I've done that ahead of time.

theking 06-02-2003 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way


That ranks among the dumbest, most jailhouse lawyer things I've ever heard.

It is everday common to have a "living will" drawn up and is 100% legit...that makes you rank among the dumbest not to be aware of it. It is simply signing over your assets prior to death via the power of attorney. Simple...clean...and hassle proof.

theking 06-02-2003 01:23 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim


Exactly.

MY living will says that if something happens and I'm in certain situations that my next of kin will not be making the decision as to whether I live or die, I've done that ahead of time.

Another one that is not to bright.

Rocky 06-02-2003 01:30 AM

i have a way
:winkwink:

foolio 06-02-2003 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Yep, I'm leaving you my used condom collection. It's getting quite large.
The 'solo sessions' do not count - you gotta toss those.

psyko514 06-02-2003 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by quiet


i'm in Canada. everything automatically goes to the govt if you don't decide beforehand.

is that so? hmm...

do they auction that shit off?

theking 06-02-2003 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by foolio


The 'solo sessions' do not count - you gotta toss those.

:1orglaugh

angeleyes 06-02-2003 10:22 AM

As long as you don't have anything complicated to allocate to your beneficiaries... you can buy a package from Office Depot for a few bucks and whip out a legally binding will. :2 cents:

Jakke PNG 06-02-2003 10:24 AM

no

Kimmykim 06-02-2003 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by theking


Another one that is not to bright.


Another one that thinks they know more than they do.

Here ya go smartass.

http://www.uslivingwillregistry.com/info-english.shtm


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