I desperately wanna fuck my Teacher
 

Got my first summer class today and my SQL teacher is hot!!! She's got that nerdy innocent look but man!!!! I really wanna give her the ol' shocker, what's a guy to do?

Should i:

Act like a nerd and be the teacher's pet and try to get in her pants that way?

Should I act all innocent and stupid and spend my time goin to her office to ask her questions and maybe invite her to dinner?

Should i be a bad boy and ask her if i can bang her right away?

Juicylinks, master guido, i need guidance!!!

Bring her a apple

Jerk off before lessons.

Problem solved. :D

You're no fun

If i can fuck her i'll be forever master of my school

when you hand in your homework, do it all in leet speak.

geek chicks dig that shit. Tell her you got mad warez hookups.

Drop terms like 0day, RNS, Razor911, krad, 31337.

Read her email.

Write dirty sql statements in your homework:

INSERT TABLE mycockyourpussy SET (harder,deeper,faster) VALUES (?,?,?)

just strike up conversation throuout the course then at the end say something gay like 'would you want to see each other socially'

You have to put her in her place.. if she's as innocent as you say, you gotta make the idea of the two of you fucking more than something dirty.. it has to be, in her mind, something exciting and dangerous, a way to break out from her ho-hum norm.

How do you do that? I'd say play it cool.. swing by office hours once in a while, be intelligent and after she has a chance to show how smart she is strike up some conversation, be inquisitive but not prying and test the waters.

I'd also say shave and keep up sharp appearences in class.. she's educated and probably made a mistake on a bad boy in college.. that won't happen again.. or will it?

bwahahha

Oh.. and always wear them jimmy hats.

Wich school is this?

This is the best idea by far!:1orglaugh

Thank you, do you think i can give her a facial on a first date with that strategy?

HEC

I'd completely ignore her...
act mysterious


in the end, you'll prolly fuck your hand but at least she's gonna remember you as a cool guy... :Graucho

dont do it

Where's the fun and glory in that?

whats that? Herzing?

Hautes Études Commerciales
UdeM business school

Got my first summer class today and my SQL teacher is hot!!! She's got that nerdy innocent look but man!!!! I really wanna give her the ol' shocker, what's a guy to do?


The finger? I think your exclamation points will scare her off.


Act like a nerd and be the teacher's pet and try to get in her pants that way?

Should I act all innocent and stupid and spend my time goin to her office to ask her questions and maybe invite her to dinner?


Maybe a combination of the above two. Acting stupid is unlikely to turn on a programmer chick.


Should i be a bad boy and ask her if i can bang her right away?


Are you in high school? :)

really?
wich teacher is this?

Forgot her name, something like alina
sounds spanish

First date face-painting is always an option..although if you really want to hit it, I'd say eat her out proper on the first date, make her hungry and wanting more.. then the 2nd time around she'll fuck like a minx.

hehehe

find out her real name, I think i know who it is

We want pics

Or she won't remember him at all.

Just try to strike a conversation with her and ask questions about her life. Don't just PRETEND to be interested in her, actually try to BE interested in her as a person. (Faking it can work, but it's harder to maintain the facade.) Make sure to wear a Rolex or a Cartier, and drop the keys to your Beemer at an opportune moment...

Play it cool, get her over a lot and let her notice the raging boner in your trousers. That will get her thinking and give you the chance to gauge her reactions from then on in.

Could be yay, could be nay!

Now now i want to fuck her silly, not have her mooch all my dough

show her this thread

You lure them in with the dough, but you never actually spend it.

That's an idea

go for it... and use a cheezy line like "i wanna make you SQueaL" :1orglaugh

Email her nude pics of yourself from a yahoo account. If she likes them, cool. If she doesn't you can say it was someone out to get you.

Just walk up to her and say, "You are hot!! You have that nerdy innocent look but man!! I really wanna give you the ol' shocker!


That way you're letting her know exactly how you feel and, one way or the other, she'll let you know exactly how she feels about what ya wanna do..

At least you'll know where ya stand.. Why wonder? :)

LOL... it sounds like you've actually done that before

Give her my number and I'll feel her out for you ;)

pics?

NO - jerk off IN class

spoken:
"Oh wow, man !"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"
"My butt, man !"
T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
teacher needs to see me after school.
Chorus:
I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
spoken:
"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"
"I brought my pencil"
"Gimme something to write on, man"
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?
How did you know that golden rule ?
chorus
(guitar solo)
"Oh man, I think the clock is slow"
"I don't feel tardy"
"Class dismissed"

as a conversation starter i think i'll ask her if she's ever heard of the bangbus

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hehe :1orglaugh