Grammar Nazi
 

Okay, I just want to point out a few recent thread titles...

"Is there many Webmistress on this board ?"

"we buy traffics"

"How much does cost this script?"

"Wich Cellphone you have?"

"anyone have a contact info for Jersey Puma ?"

"My site and it's revenue troubles"

"How well does ur google adwords work?"

"seeking affiliate program that support bulk mailing"

now this is a quality thread.

We have a lot of European webmasters aboard.. as well as loads of idiots.. what do you expect?

hahahaha...

these people should all be lined up on a wall and shot.

gothweb is european and his grammar is fine.

The start is a little weak, but I think it may pick up a little in the second act.

Better make sure English isn't their first language.

Yes, but he's English. If he were from say some country where it's an art to surrender, like.... FRANCE.. he'd probably spell things wrong all the time and use improper grammar.

There's plenty of these folks who speak English as their native tongue and still can't spell, punctutate or structure their sentences worth shit.

:glugglug

I am pretty sure a lot of them are native English speakers.

The thing that gets me, that's a good portion of the thread titles on the first page. Are adult webmasters all Russian, stupid, or lazy?

this is an english board.
speak english or go elsewhere.
that's my :2 cents:

Rednecks have feelings too!

.. not that I would know or anything!

forgot one

"Grammar Nazi"

:)

"Merchant account, payment providers attantion!"
"Whats a good program to easily watermark videos???"
"Cybernetexpo who's going?!"
"Fetish TGP's"
"This Ones For My Niggas"
"Modded XBox & Ps2's?"

Please note that I admitted thread titles that were clearly abbreviations, in headline format, or slang.

What's wrong with the phrase "Grammar Nazi"? ;)

another quality thread.

I bet you checked each word to make damned sure it was spelled right before responding in this thread.. :)

Some more than others to be sure. I have to live with them.:glugglug

You admitted or omitted?

:thumbsup

Doh. :winkwink:

Much like you just did, I'm sure.

Alas, there are some days when I care about it and some days when I don't. :glugglug

'Nazi' should be plural... :)

Sorry for my bad grammar, but I'm not english nor I speak lot of this language.

I'm bulgarian and live in Spain, so if you want I can post with a perfect bulgarian or spanish grammar (post in bulgarian or spanish). The only problem is that almosr 90% of the webmasterrs will not understand my posts :)

No. Because I am the one being a grammar nazi here, clearly. Come on, people, basic reading comprehension. ;)

ok,

sorry for my bad english !!!

some people are really bored, hm?

Why plural, he made the thread and dubbed himself as a Grammar Nazi... you see?

Drives me crazy as well. Those little wimpy shortcuts like "ur, u, r, u r a..., tho, nite, prolly, probly, fuc u" etc are for lazy retards that feel the need to save themselves from typing two or three extra letters per sentence. Amazing.



I kind of like the way some Euro's type though. "I sended you eleventy hits and you did sended me 1 hit"........ I can understand that English is only a second lingo to them. It is the people living right here in N. America who can't spell or write worth a damn that get's me going.

They will if you post on boards where one of those is the native language.

So... I admitted to being an anal-retentive Grammar Nazi. Who is going to fess up for sucking at writing in their own native language?

Sometimes, it's just the fingers talking.

I type at least 70 wpm with two fingers, so you can expect the occasional mistake.

I remind myself of the language barrier, but when I see a lack of <i>any</i> sort of editing, it's kind of shocking. It also verifies that many of these dorks don't read their own posts. Given that, why should anyone?

Ok well in that case it's fine. I thought he was calling them Nazi's, not himself :)


/me goes back to eating his Quiznos

what did you get?

You're the only one!

12" Traditional

yummeh

See, now... I can understand mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes. I type pretty fast myself, and sometimes post too quickly. The thing that gets me is that with so many atrocious mistakes, it can't all be random mistakes.

Anyone have any favourite obvious mistakes? Things that make it clear that it isn't just because people make mistakes?

Sure, here is a prime example of human literary failure.... How much costing for to whack this bitch? :Graucho

I can understand this, but if you type fast, most likely it's just spelling mistakes or typos. But messed up grammar sentences?

Half of the people here most likely did poorly in their academic studies. :winkwink:

I wood prolly tend 2 agree wid u 2.