let's talk about stupid newbies.
 

it would be more than acceptable to bitch out a fool in any other industry. but for some reason, in adult internet - the moronic newbie must be defended, and then nurtured. it makes me laugh.


sink, or fucking swim.

newbies are funny because when they find out about porn they are soo excited and when after 2 months of working 27/7 they got jack shit for money they get even more funny

Be glad you don't have affiliates, you'd probably go on a shooting rampage :BangBang:

WG

I once wrote a page for newbies about how to get started making some initial money from free sites, and what to do with it to eventually make enough to be in a position to quit whatever job it is they might have. The most common comment I kept getting was "It's too much to read, can you tell me the condensed version?"


Quite interesting, since I see that very same comment on a lot of discussion threads... on ALL the webmaster boards, and not always from newbies. Everyone wants the fast-track, the easier way, the lazy way to success. Only a rare few are prepared to pay the price to get it.

nah.... where newbies go wrong is spending all their time on these boards.. procrastinate and don't get shit done

but i really don't get the newbie booster type boards.. maybe they are just a scam to get advertising revenue from newbie sponsors

http://www.rpi.edu/dept/aml/public_h...crewdriver.gif

kill them all

In the face, right?

http://catalog.com/uvlight/images/quiet.jpg

thanks fletch.

CDSmith...

I'm not a newbie, but I'd love to read your full article...


MAY I?

... ya talkin´to me ?

It's long gone from the site it was on, but I did post a few instalments of it on the porncity bbs. I'll have to dig up the link.......

Hey please can I see your newbies page you wrote... Ok.... do I have to promise that I will behave ? Thanks in advance MR Smith .. :winkwink:

This isnt the CDSmith help newbies thread, this is make fun of them thread.

He is just trying to lure in newbies for cybersex anyways. Dont fall for his one on one "search engine secrets exposed" seminars he has in his house every weekend.

You took it, and look where you are.


Get back to face-stabbing newbs, or have you run out of screwdrivers?

hahaha

I just had an imagination snapshot of Rat's den, his wall lined with retarded-looking newbie heads, each with a phillips or a robertson protruding from it's forehead, cheekbone or between the eyes, all of them staring dumbly out into space...


...and Rat sitting at his desk, chuckling low and insane from behind his grossly oversized monitor.






Angel and the other guy.... ICQ me anytime.... 31024634
I will send you the link to the best thread for newbies ever made.

At one point everyone in here the expert now or maybe the " wannabe ? " Have been newbies...

Some newbies want to learn, or some just don't get it...
I am one of those Novice!!!! Stuborn and determine Bitch who will make it or at least I will try my best. So you all can laugh all you want if it make you feel good... I rather masterbat myself then waist my time on a message board laughing at poeple...

So babeee eat my pussy :Kissmy or go fuck yourself.
Ohhhhh . S'il-vous-plait... No offense taken sweety! :winkwink:

thank you

You're awefully brief tonight.

Newbs must die.

what are you talking about, there is training for every job position. with adult industry you make of it what you can. you go in to it thinking of easy money. it is the only thing that i can think of that i had to think for myself. you train yourself if you will (and you will, you have been there.). however i have to stand by your sink or swim statement. you make your destiny. tonight i think that quiet has been drinking. :glugglug

Bienvenu mon cherie ...Anytime ! :winkwink:

Newbies are like Lemmings

Im sure it's the lure of the industry that attracts the wrong sort of mentality the easy dollar the gangster bullshit but none of these people are really prepared to work they all say they are but when it comes to results we can see otherwise.
Im sure some of us have tryed to teach the odd newbie how to do shit and they just cant understand what keeps going wrong when mostly its very simple you must finish what you start and do it properly.
:2 cents:

SOLID, blackness confirmed brotha, you have soul!

i figured this would be a huge thread. with tons of bitching and whining.

let's hear it.

Damnnn your so right I have to relearn everything I know about internet that I thought I knew.. Just to realize that I know nothing..... Its such a long learning process... I ask questions all the time and keep saying " sorry to disturb you or sorry I am so stupid" NO no....All questions are good its a sign of learning....

P.S CDSmith... I actually have said before " I want a condensed version because it was to long to read... " So there you go,,,, yes I am a newbie and I confess to one sin !!! :helpme

I hate them. God I hate them. Esp the ones that talk like they have a clue. The "innovators", the ones who always see themselves as up and comers, the "threat" newbs. The newb messiahs who will lead their flock to the promised land.

hey your hanging the U.S. flag upside down. btw fuck the promise land. just give me the traffic. :glugglug

You better watch out Labret, I heard that Stocktrader guy saying that he and his legion of newbies is going to gang rape you and steal your traffic and leave you crying in the gutter or something.

Useless bit of info for the day: Did you know that the screwdriver is the weapon of choice for rapists and street robbers in South Africa?

damn i am drunk i just quoted myself. hahahaha

I've noticed newbies are always spammers or looking for some way to make a quick dishonest buck without any work.

Just my observations :)

even more funny how much this newbie thing is actually discussed each day (my reason for starting the thread).

sink or swim. all the talking in the world doesn't mean jack fucking shit.

in summary - make money, or die like a pig.

That might have been true before '94, nowadays it's the AK47 though

lol, die like a pig, how poetic :thumbsup

I thought you'd be out on the slopes, quiet.

i was yesterday. and hiked all evening.

it's just after 5 am now - no snowboarding available. updates must be done.

this is the best I've read for last few days :1orglaugh thanks for that man , made me laugh

Wasn't me. I don't deal in gay traffic and if I did it wouldn't be extreme insertions. :winkwink:

Hear ye, hear ye!

Well Said!

:thumbsup :thumbsup