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bns666 01-25-2017 03:18 PM

Post your fitness tips
 
Inspired by the other recent fitness challenge thread, let's hear what other webmasters do to stay healthy and fit.

Post some tips and tricks, no need to post complete workout and meal plans, internet is full of those.

Let me start:

Nutrition:

- I try to practice flexible combination of intermittent fasting and carb cycling/lchf, which means I try to push my first meal of the day as long as I can to prolong fasting mode and keep insulin levels low, some days I eat more carbs, some days I eat more fats, depending on my physical activity, but I try to balance to stay at the edge of caloric deficit.
- Protein is overrated so I don't exaggerate with meat, fish or eggs, but I do eat any of those on daily basis.
- Lots of fresh vegetables, organic when possible (which you can eat uncooked) with apple cider vinegar and little bit of extra virgin olive oil.
- Fruit now and then, mostly bananas and apples sprinkled with cinnamon
- Sugar and salt at minimum, I try to avoid both.
- I drink a lot of various teas which help boost metabolism, speed up digestion, suppress appetite (green tea, oolong, pu erh, mint, ginger etc).
- Black coffee / espresso at any time of day, but not too many of them.
- No milk or dairy products, except low fat cottage cheese and greek yogurt, flexible on that rule.
- No processed food, deli meat, sausages, pepperoni etc.
- No junk food, very flexible on that rule.
- Alcohol and beer at very minimum.
- If I do overeat or have a cheat day, I don't eat next day and I try to do more physical activity.

As for training, I do have the flexible following routine:

- push ups every day (feet up, with push up bars)
- gym 3 times a week, sometimes focusing more on strength training, sometimes up to 3hrs cardio on elliptical, depending on motivation, mood and food intake.
- swimming occasionally
- mountain biking and hiking during warmer months.

That's more or less it, what do you do to stay in shape?

stoka 01-25-2017 04:03 PM

what is a fitness

Scott McD 01-25-2017 04:04 PM

Fitness tip: don't be a typical greedy cunt when it comes to food and you are halfway there!

Rochard 01-25-2017 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 21485689)
Fitness tip: don't be a typical greedy cunt when it comes to food and you are halfway there!

LOL. That and a little bit of exercise and you are good to go.

bns666 01-25-2017 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 21485689)
Fitness tip: don't be a typical greedy cunt when it comes to food and you are halfway there!

not exactly halfway, but a good start no doubt :thumbsup

LetterTwenty7 01-25-2017 04:50 PM

For me, right now, it's just hit the gym, eat greens, go to sleep and wake up at approx the same time. More than enough. Before, when I tried to hit the gym 5x/week, it always ended poorly after a couple of months, so somehow I found a balance and I am happy with it.
Some advice maybe, it's experience talking: don't wait for the motivation, don't lie to yourself that you will start on Monday and crap like that. Just be disciplined and do it. Motivation and habit come later.

NatalieK 01-25-2017 05:34 PM

big tip...

aim for the core :2 cents:


anything that consists of the stomach being tightened, legs & arm movement using the center core, you shall gain physical & cardio fitness :thumbsup

pimpmaster9000 01-25-2017 05:37 PM

single best tip: buy a mountain bike and ride it 2h/day :2 cents:

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-25-2017 10:49 PM

For me it comes down to drinking and that's about it. I like to eat healthy chicken, steak, pork, salmon, any fish, rice, brocoli, greens, salads, etc. I'll have a burger or wings or some pizza maybe once or twice a month but I hate shitty food like that.

When I get lean (34 inch waist) is when I am drinking light beer and eating 2.5 times a day. You should be getting in 2-3 miles a day in cardio whether that is walking or running or a mixture of both and at least lifting weights 4 times a week.

It really isn't that big of a secret. When I cut back on alcohol, I trim down mad fast :1orglaugh

Bladewire 01-25-2017 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21485929)
single best tip: buy a mountain bike and ride it 2h/day :2 cents:

They have those in Serbia? Where do you buy them?

Andreweb 01-26-2017 02:23 AM

I go to the gym 5 times a week ! I work with small weights now because I don't want to get more muscles I already have enough ! And I do at least 30 minutes of cardio after that!

Since I want to lose some weight , I am a bit chubby now, I eat more protein and less carbs and fats !

CurrentlySober 01-26-2017 02:37 AM

the more you poo the less you weigh, so eat plenty of laxatives

bns666 01-26-2017 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 21486991)
the more you poo the less you weigh, so eat plenty of laxatives

:1orglaugh

davidCRM 01-26-2017 03:11 AM

if your workout is about weight loss:

watching out for your diet is just as important as working out. first you should have a check-up on your blood sugar and insulin levels. if you're good (or especially if you have IR), try going for a lowcarb / keto diet. When you reach ketosis, you are basically in fat-burning mode, ie. you burn considerably more fat by the same workout routine than you did before ketosis.
Ketosis explained

a minimum 45-60 minute long cardio routine is recommended daily, not the one that makes you dead but just the one that keeps your heart rate up and sweat. if you got less time than that (you lazy f*cks:), then kettlebell is the winner exercise. just make sure your first 15-20 kettlebell sessions are observed by a professional trainer, otherwise it can cause great harm in your joints and muscles if you do it alone, learning for youtube or something. once you got the proper way using it, you can do it any time at home. spruce it up with jogging / sit-ups between rounds + take up occasional swimming and you're good to go.

this all above is what worked for me the best. why am i still fat? well, i am weak-willed and it's an easy habit to break (because carbs = deliciousness), but once you get in the flow, it's actually very easy to maintain. i did it VERY seriously twice in my life, all the time i lost about 8 kg (~17 lbs) per month, only from fat, Not by muscle / water loss!
it is not a diet, it requires a total change of lifestyle.

the following page sounds a bit snake-oil-salesman-ish but actually this is how it is, and i'm speaking of experience:
DietDoctor - LowCarb for beginners

building muscles is a different thing, can't give tips on that.

bns666 01-26-2017 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidCRM (Post 21487045)
if your workout is about weight loss:

watching out for your diet is just as important as working out. first you should have a check-up on your blood sugar and insulin levels. if you're good (or especially if you have IR), try going for a lowcarb / keto diet. When you reach ketosis, you are basically in fat-burning mode, ie. you burn considerably more fat by the same workout routine than you did before ketosis.
Ketosis explained

a minimum 45-60 minute long cardio routine is recommended daily, not the one that makes you dead but just the one that keeps your heart rate up and sweat. if you got less time than that (you lazy f*cks:), then kettlebell is the winner exercise. just make sure your first 15-20 kettlebell sessions are observed by a professional trainer, otherwise it can cause great harm in your joints and muscles if you do it alone, learning for youtube or something. once you got the proper way using it, you can do it any time at home. spruce it up with jogging / sit-ups between rounds + take up occasional swimming and you're good to go.

this all above is what worked for me the best. why am i still fat? well, i am weak-willed and it's an easy habit to break (because carbs = deliciousness), but once you get in the flow, it's actually very easy to maintain. i did it VERY seriously twice in my life, all the time i lost about 8 kg (~17 lbs) per month, only from fat, Not by muscle / water loss!
it is not a diet, it requires a total change of lifestyle.

the following page sounds a bit snake-oil-salesman-ish but actually this is how it is, and i'm speaking of experience:
DietDoctor - LowCarb for beginners

building muscles is a different thing, can't give tips on that.

good advice :thumbsup

NewNick 01-26-2017 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666 (Post 21487099)
good advice :thumbsup

Not really the guy is still fat.

Fitness / diet regimes that are too intense to maintain do not result in long term success.

Losing 8kg a month is too fast and too difficult and is unlikely to result in the life style changes required to live closer to your ideal weight.

Put less in your mouth and exercise more. Simples.

Moderate lifestyle changes are more likely to result in a healthy happy person that lives longer and looks how they want to look.

Jigster715 01-26-2017 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidCRM (Post 21487045)
if your workout is about weight loss:

watching out for your diet is just as important as working out. first you should have a check-up on your blood sugar and insulin levels. if you're good (or especially if you have IR), try going for a lowcarb / keto diet. When you reach ketosis, you are basically in fat-burning mode, ie. you burn considerably more fat by the same workout routine than you did before ketosis.
Ketosis explained

a minimum 45-60 minute long cardio routine is recommended daily, not the one that makes you dead but just the one that keeps your heart rate up and sweat. if you got less time than that (you lazy f*cks:), then kettlebell is the winner exercise. just make sure your first 15-20 kettlebell sessions are observed by a professional trainer, otherwise it can cause great harm in your joints and muscles if you do it alone, learning for youtube or something. once you got the proper way using it, you can do it any time at home. spruce it up with jogging / sit-ups between rounds + take up occasional swimming and you're good to go.

this all above is what worked for me the best. why am i still fat? well, i am weak-willed and it's an easy habit to break (because carbs = deliciousness), but once you get in the flow, it's actually very easy to maintain. i did it VERY seriously twice in my life, all the time i lost about 8 kg (~17 lbs) per month, only from fat, Not by muscle / water loss!
it is not a diet, it requires a total change of lifestyle.

the following page sounds a bit snake-oil-salesman-ish but actually this is how it is, and i'm speaking of experience:
DietDoctor - LowCarb for beginners

building muscles is a different thing, can't give tips on that.

Delicious is the devil's work.
That link is great advice.
I've cut out all breads except whole grains, down to 2-3 eggs per week and daily exercise. If I can avoid the bakery...I can keep up the good fight.

I also recommend swimming, swimming, swimming.

bronco67 01-26-2017 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 21487150)
Not really the guy is still fat.

Fitness / diet regimes that are too intense to maintain do not result in long term success.

Losing 8kg a month is too fast and too difficult and is unlikely to result in the life style changes required to live closer to your ideal weight.

Put less in your mouth and exercise more. Simples.

Moderate lifestyle changes are more likely to result in a healthy happy person that lives longer and looks how they want to look.

This is pretty much it.

Being a sedentary couch potato will keep you fat....being a gung ho workout freak eating brussell sprouts and chicken breast will burn you out. You have to find a middle ground and stay there. Sustainability is the key to getting fit and staying fit.

As I said in another thread recently, exercise is complementary to diet and not the other way around. If the goal is to lose weight mainly, you have to pay stronger attention to the amount of calories you take in than what you're doing in the gym. Building muscle is a different story, but getting lean is 75% diet efforts.

Don't demonize any types of foods, and be restrictive ---- unless it's alcohol. I know a couple people who are staying fat because they're addicted to that glass of wine every night.

davidCRM 01-26-2017 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 21487150)
Not really the guy is still fat.

you must have missed this part:
"why am i still fat? well, i am weak-willed and it's an easy habit to break (because carbs = deliciousness)"

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 21487150)
Fitness / diet regimes that are too intense to maintain do not result in long term success.

That's why I said look at it like a change of lifestyle, not a diet. There is no over-all secret to weight loss, other than eating healthy and exercise. I know that and I am guilty of not following it all the time. It's just that people have different ideas about what healthy is and i tried to toss my 2 cents in, again, speaking of past experiences. if you can stick to the change of diet, then... good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 21487150)
Losing 8kg a month is too fast and too difficult and is unlikely to result in the life style changes required to live closer to your ideal weight.

At the weight I start(ed) 2kg / week is OK, sure later on it must be subsidized to a healthy 0.8-1kg / week.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 21487150)
Put less in your mouth and exercise more. Simples...

QFT

I just wanted to show what should be put into your mouth and how to exercise.
Atkins diet works too, there is a counter-argument "yeah but he died fat!!" well, he created the diet but did not follow it. try to look at me like him a bit ;)

bns666 01-26-2017 05:18 AM

eat less, exercise more in the 1st place - strange i didn't put that in the first post :)

CaptainHowdy 01-26-2017 07:23 AM

Have more sex standing up ...

Ross 01-26-2017 09:39 AM

Calorie control is the one most people don't get. I eat healthy/clean 6 days a week, controlled calories and macros. On a Saturday I eat pizza, ice cream, have a couple beers if I want, I don't stress out, I eat whatever I feel like that day because it's my cheat day and I'm going to enjoy it. My current training regime has me losing 0.8-1lb a week while maintaining my lifts or increasing them in a lot of cases. I feel good and will keep it up for another 10-12 weeks before I increase my food intake and start to get some more strength.

bronco67 01-26-2017 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 21487885)
Calorie control is the one most people don't get. I eat healthy/clean 6 days a week, controlled calories and macros. On a Saturday I eat pizza, ice cream, have a couple beers if I want, I don't stress out, I eat whatever I feel like that day because it's my cheat day and I'm going to enjoy it. My current training regime has me losing 0.8-1lb a week while maintaining my lifts or increasing them in a lot of cases. I feel good and will keep it up for another 10-12 weeks before I increase my food intake and start to get some more strength.

I like to spread my cheating throughout the week, as opposed to doing it all one day. I have at least one bad thing per day, and eating good, low calorie foods overall allows room for a little indulgence -- so you have that psychological release valve in effect.

Also, I think calorie balance doesn't matter in a 24 hour period. You body doesn't really know what 24 hour period is...so if you eat like a pig one day, it won't matter much in the scheme of things long term because you can make up for those extra calories by having less the next day. Kind of like you do.

bns666 01-26-2017 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 21487981)
Also, I think calorie balance doesn't matter in a 24 hour period. You body doesn't really know what 24 hour period is...so if you eat like a pig one day, it won't matter much in the scheme of things long term because you can make up for those extra calories by having less the next day. Kind of like you do.

agreed on this.

PR_Glen 01-26-2017 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 21485689)
Fitness tip: don't be a typical greedy cunt when it comes to food and you are halfway there!

You think so? I have seen plenty of people who think they are thin but actually have a lot of body fat on them myself--yet they wonder why they have 'loose skin'. I've also seen people who eat like birds for years and can't lose weight at all.

Fitness has very little to do with diet, but being healthy does.

NatalieK 01-26-2017 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21486652)
When I get lean (34 inch waist)

holy shit, what height are you?

When my partner was lean he was a 28 inch waist, he´s 34 now & both he & I know he´s overweight...

too much good food and wine living here in Spain :2 cents:

drtube666 01-26-2017 11:26 AM

I am 50 years, swimming is the best for me

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-26-2017 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21488080)
holy shit, what height are you?

When my partner was lean he was a 28 inch waist, he´s 34 now & both he & I know he´s overweight...

too much good food and wine living here in Spain :2 cents:

28 inch waist?! WTF? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bns666 01-26-2017 11:42 AM

is waist too wide or not also depends on persons height...

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-26-2017 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666 (Post 21488236)
is waist too wide or not also depends on persons height...

I still can't stop laughing at 28 inches :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 01-26-2017 04:08 PM

Monogamy is terribly fattening as well ...

bns666 01-26-2017 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21489142)
Monogamy is terribly fattening as well ...

don't i know that :)

Best-In-BC 01-26-2017 04:33 PM

smoke weed right before

bronco67 01-26-2017 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21488248)
I still can't stop laughing at 28 inches :1orglaugh

Weren't you saying you had a 28 inch waist a year ago? And you also were over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds, or some weird, humanly impossible body composition? And didn't you give out this weird measurement because you were lying about your physique and don't really know what a fit body composition is so you just blurted out some arbitrary numbers you thought would sound good?

and why don't you post a shirtless pic so we can all bask in the glory?

bns666 01-26-2017 05:53 PM

what's so funny at 28 inches?

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-26-2017 05:56 PM

What fucking man has a 28 inch waist?!!

bns666 01-26-2017 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21489718)
What fucking man has a 28 inch waist?!!

i'm 175cm/72kg and i wear levi's 501 jeans size 31 in width which i guess it's 31 inch waist, i guess i would fit in size 30 too, size 28 or 28 inches is not THAT far away.

now back to more fitness and nutrition tips :thumbsup

bronco67 01-26-2017 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666 (Post 21489700)
what's so funny at 28 inches?

It's not funny at all, especially if you're a slim person with a smaller build.

NatalieK 01-26-2017 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21489718)
What fucking man has a 28 inch waist?!!

my partner when he was training like 5 days a week for his black belt

https://scontent-mrs1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...1a&oe=5903DD6A

of course he´s 34 inch now, but hardly trains, we´re too busy working...

:thumbsup

davidCRM 01-27-2017 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 21487981)
I like to spread my cheating throughout the week, as opposed to doing it all one day. I have at least one bad thing per day, and eating good, low calorie foods overall allows room for a little indulgence -- so you have that psychological release valve in effect.
...

Strange thing.. I tossed in a cheating day when the weight loss stopped for a considerable amount of time despite maintaining a strict diet & workout routine. Those days consisted of a fuckton of carbs and it bootstrapped my system for an other weight-dive :thumbsup happened like every 2 months or so.


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