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AaronM 03-17-2003 08:57 PM

Here is what the president really had to say.
 
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mrthumbs 03-17-2003 08:58 PM

:1orglaugh

xxxdesign-net 03-17-2003 08:59 PM

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SilverTab 03-17-2003 09:00 PM

he really said that much?? :1orglaugh

Webby 03-17-2003 10:54 PM

AaronM:

All his speeches seem the same - ya noticed? There is an art in that someplace :winkwink:

Mogul 03-17-2003 11:03 PM

Oh, you missed the part where he gave you a free pass to all the buffets here in Vegas :)

ALL YOU CAN EAT Aaron :)

Mogul

KRL 03-17-2003 11:04 PM

Presidents don't write the speeches. That's why they often come across as retarded sounding.

Paul Markham 03-17-2003 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Presidents don't write the speeches. That's why they often come across as retarded sounding.
Your assuming he would sound better if he wrote his own speeches?

Webby 03-17-2003 11:36 PM

KRL:

"Presidents don't write the speeches. That's why they often come across as retarded sounding."

Often come across as retarded?? Kinda understatement!

Bush "studies" his speeches well, - within his mental ability to do so, but still he can't read the fucking thing. He now has a backup earpiece in case he screws it up...

He looked like some caricature of himself in the speech last night - some cardboard cutout mouthing a load of dribble to justify himself...

Whatever gave anyone the idea at election time that Bush had *any* ability for anything?

directfiesta 03-17-2003 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
KRL:


He looked like some caricature of himself in the speech last night - some cardboard cutout mouthing a load of dribble to justify himself...

That's it!!1 It was bothering me : where in hell did I see him like that????

Then it came to me: on CONAN O'Brien late show....

:)

NetRodent 03-17-2003 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
[B]He looked like some caricature of himself in the speech last night - some cardboard cutout mouthing a load of dribble to justify himself...[B]
Thus dribbled some anonymous nobody on a porn board.

jim manly 03-18-2003 12:00 AM

I think his dad writes all the speeches for him to memorize and read.
Did you see when the reporters were questioning him after one of his speeches, he kept saying ummm, umm. He basically said the same answer for every question, "ummm, umm, we are gonna take over sadam's regime and disarm him" :1orglaugh

foreverjason 03-18-2003 12:12 AM

lol good one.

Webby 03-18-2003 12:53 AM

NetRodent:

"Thus dribbled some anonymous nobody on a porn board."

I may be an anonymous nobody on a porn board - just like netrodent. The difference is I ain't some dim crook that purportedly represents the US and constantly fucks it up. I'd do the world a favor and put a bullet in my head if I managed that degree of incompetence...

Go fuck yourself nobody:321GFY

And enjoy the experience ...

galleryseek 03-18-2003 12:56 AM

i think bush is so smart, and such a genius that such a fundamental thing as reading, is hard for him. i'm sure if we told him to juggle, play the piano, recite the dictionary from heart, and read a speech all at the same time he'd do it easily.

NetRodent 03-18-2003 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
NetRodent:

"Thus dribbled some anonymous nobody on a porn board."

I may be an anonymous nobody on a porn board - just like netrodent. The difference is I ain't some dim crook that purportedly represents the US and constantly fucks it up. I'd do the world a favor and put a bullet in my head if I managed that degree of incompetence...

Go fuck yourself nobody:321GFY

And enjoy the experience ...

Last time I checked, he was president and thus DOES represent the US. Out of curiousity what exactly has he fucked up? Seems to me like he's doing a fair job of dealing with a shitty world. You're quick to critize bush as a fuck up and a crook but you have yet to detail any actual fuck ups or crookery. Thus you dribble.

But don't worry, you won't have to shoot yourself. There's no chance you would ever be entrusted to any position where you could fuck something up.

High Quality 03-18-2003 01:22 AM

:1orglaugh

Zebra 03-18-2003 01:25 AM

You ever watch old clips of Kennedy or Roosevelt speaking? They seems passionate about the things affecting America. They sounded like a president should sound. Bush just sounds flat. Amazing he made it this far in public office.

Webby 03-18-2003 01:26 AM

NetRodent:

"Last time I checked, he was president and thus DOES represent the US. Out of curiousity what exactly has he fucked up? Seems to me like he's doing a fair job of dealing with a shitty world. You're quick to critize bush as a fuck up and a crook but you have yet to detail any actual fuck ups or crookery. Thus you dribble.

But don't worry, you won't have to shoot yourself. There's no chance you would ever be entrusted to any position where you could fuck something up."

Thanks for the reminder that Bush is *actually* the President of the US. It was kinda hard to believe he achieved such stardom considering he is the most unqualified leader of any western country. That says volumes for the people who supposedly half-elected him.

In almost any other country he would be safely serving a term in jail for fraud and insider dealing. For more "crookery" just look at the Bush family. As for fuck ups.... Can you actually tell me one thing he has promised to anyone and actually fulfulled??? He even overturned all his election promises to the US people within 10 - 14 days of taking office. Maybe he agreed to make Condi some coffee and actually "delivered the goods". The man is full of meaningless words, punctuated by his own stupid parrot dialogue - not to be trusted by anyone on the face of this earth.

Since you have no idea what the hell I may or may not be entrusted with to fuck up - you can safely assume I'll take that as more dribble from an idiot nobody and remind you to go fuck yourself....

eRock 03-18-2003 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
NetRodent:

"Thus dribbled some anonymous nobody on a porn board."

I may be an anonymous nobody on a porn board - just like netrodent. The difference is I ain't some dim crook that purportedly represents the US and constantly fucks it up. I'd do the world a favor and put a bullet in my head if I managed that degree of incompetence...

:1orglaugh Fucks it up!? When did Bush fuck anything up?

Juggernaut 03-18-2003 01:28 AM

There is a strong rumour that Bush gets his information both fed from the TelePrompTer, and an ear piece. I don't doubt he's an intelligent man, and in the comfort of his office he may even be able to carry somewhat of an interesting conversation.

But a man who cannot pronounce some of the most important political words like "nuclear", really need some special fast-tracked speech impediment classes. For at least to not show publicly America's need for a better educational system.

eRock 03-18-2003 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
Thanks for the reminder that Bush is *actually* the President of the US. It was kinda hard to believe he achieved such stardom considering he is the most unqualified leader of any western country. That says volumes for the people who supposedly half-elected him.

In almost any other country he would be safely serving a term in jail for fraud and insider dealing. For more "crookery" just look at the Bush family. As for fuck ups.... Can you actually tell me one thing he has promised to anyone and actually fulfulled??? He even overturned all his election promises to the US people within 10 - 14 days of taking office. Maybe he agreed to make Condi some coffee and actually "delivered the goods". The man is full of meaningless words, punctuated by his own stupid parrot dialogue - not to be trusted by anyone on the face of this earth.

Proof! Proof!

drops 03-18-2003 01:33 AM

bash bash bash....

does anyone like the fact that we live in a free country and able to sleep at night without the fear of militants raiding our houses and killing our families?

or the fact that we are not called "newfies" and we dont run around saying "eh?" and "doot" or "aboot"

"no doot aboot it eh?" :winkwink:


just wondering..

Webby 03-18-2003 01:34 AM

eRock:

"Proof! Proof!"

What the fuck is this "Proof! Proof!" shit?? Don't ya actually read anything or are you in some Disneyland bubble as well? Enter the real world - it's OK! :winkwink:

eRock 03-18-2003 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by Webby
eRock:

"Proof! Proof!"

What the fuck is this "Proof! Proof!" shit?? Don't ya actually read anything or are you in some Disneyland bubble as well? Enter the real world - it's OK! :winkwink:

Still haven't seen anything from you to back up your acusations. :winkwink:

directfiesta 03-18-2003 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent


Last time I checked, he was president and thus DOES represent the US. Out of curiousity what exactly has he fucked up? Seems to me like he's doing a fair job of dealing with a shitty world. You're quick to critize bush as a fuck up and a crook but you have yet to detail any actual fuck ups or crookery. Thus you dribble.

But don't worry, you won't have to shoot yourself. There's no chance you would ever be entrusted to any position where you could fuck something up.

http://www.kings.edu/twsawyer/awol/awol-bush.html

http://www.bushwatch.net

http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/911short.htm

http://www.awolbush.com/


You got the president you deserve and elected ... oops, not sure about elected....

Webby 03-18-2003 01:47 AM

eRock:

"Still haven't seen anything from you to back up your acusations. "

Just read, even the US media, and ya may see it all. Have a look at the history of Brown Brothers, Halliburton, Bush's oil friends/associations, Cheney's background (even active as he sits as vice president) and the Bush family history and you'll see the "quality heritage" that runs the US and the crookery over the years.

As for Bush's promises... unfulfilled... well.. I'm still trying to find one he has fulfilled. If you get one, let me know as well, cause even now, it would be nice to give the asshole some credit for *something*..... But tis better ya just take him to Huntsville to be put down for the safety of the US and the world :winkwink:

Webby 03-18-2003 01:59 AM

Juggeranut:

Quote:

There is a strong rumour that Bush gets his information both fed from the TelePrompTer
Na... It comes direct from God. He's got this thing called "divine right" - basically means he can do what the fuck he likes. That includes avoiding having to try and justify himself to Congress etc .. hence the request for a blank check after 9/11 which was refused. Anyway, he don't like Congress too much and can't spell it.

That is the same reason he created a jobs-for-my-friends "one department empire" call "homeland security" - basically is like the chief there reporting directly to God - cuts out all this Congress shit again :winkwink:

Ain't democracy good? Hell.. ya can even appoint your own judges in this democracy - handy shit! :winkwink:

Joe Sixpack 03-18-2003 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by drops
bash bash bash....

does anyone like the fact that we live in a free country and able to sleep at night without the fear of militants raiding our houses and killing our families?

just wondering..

I like the fact that I do. Only I don't live in the USA.

And I don't have to worry about gun crime either... because we don't have much.

eRock 03-18-2003 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
eRock:

"Still haven't seen anything from you to back up your acusations. "

Just read, even the US media, and ya may see it all. Have a look at the history of Brown Brothers, Halliburton, Bush's oil friends/associations, Cheney's background (even active as he sits as vice president) and the Bush family history and you'll see the "quality heritage" that runs the US and the crookery over the years.

As for Bush's promises... unfulfilled... well.. I'm still trying to find one he has fulfilled. If you get one, let me know as well, cause even now, it would be nice to give the asshole some credit for *something*..... But tis better ya just take him to Huntsville to be put down for the safety of the US and the world :winkwink:

I read all the time, my friend...just not slanted news. And I'd never believe what foreuign news told me! Gimme a break! :1orglaugh I'm assuming you were a Clinton supporter too (maybe not) & if you wanjna talk about a REAL crook/criminal...sheesh! Where does that end? But we're talkin' about Bush...better yet a politician. And who ever said politicians are squeaky clean.

Basically, my point is what has Bush fucked up? He's a great president, at least during the curreent status of things. Maybe he hasn't fulfilled every single promise to you, but when ya think about it...who really has? I've never said Bush is a great man...I'm sure he has skeltons just like the rest of us, but when it comes down to threats to our country, there's no one better for the position. :winkwink:

Webby 03-18-2003 02:02 AM

directfiesta:

There is more than a slither of truth in these links! :winkwink:

eRock 03-18-2003 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


I like the fact that I do. Only I don't live in the USA.

And I don't have to worry about gun crime either... because we don't have much.

Oh bullshit! When gun control went into effect aussie violent crime rate skyrocketed...and that's a fact. 'Sides, that's just takin' guns away from the innocent.

eRock 03-18-2003 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
directfiesta:

There is more than a slither of truth in these links! :winkwink:

Don't believe everything ya read. Just cuz it's been printed or on a web site doesn't make it true.

Webby 03-18-2003 02:29 AM

eRock:

"I read all the time, my friend...just not slanted news. And I'd never believe what foreuign news told me! Gimme a break! I'm assuming you were a Clinton supporter too (maybe not) & if you wanjna talk about a REAL crook/criminal...sheesh! Where does that end? But we're talkin' about Bush...better yet a politician. And who ever said politicians are squeaky clean.

Basically, my point is what has Bush fucked up? He's a great president, at least during the curreent status of things. Maybe he hasn't fulfilled every single promise to you, but when ya think about it...who really has? I've never said Bush is a great man...I'm sure he has skeltons just like the rest of us, but when it comes down to threats to our country, there's no one better for the position. "

*s* I assume by slanted news ya are referring to the US media?
Na.. It may be worth actually reading a range of "foreign news" cos ya sure as hell won't find any balance in US media! It is well-known (apart from some extremist news agencies elsewhere), the US media is a joke.

And no.. I don't support Clinton or any assholes (yea.. I know what you mean!). Maybe the problem is the method by which these people gain power - ie.. supported by "interest groups". Rarely will the best man win.

Seriously.... I think Bush is a weak asshole, a genuine walking fraud who would be unable to stand on his own without some title such as "Commander-In-Chief" where he can expect some "patriotism" to follow him. Prior to 9/11 he was sinking fast - tis only 9/11 that sustained him - and it is suspect now that he needed to "have a war" to maintain his support (and re-election). He has contributed vitually zero to the US since taking power - only mouthed off threats and ultimatums to the world and raised more anti-US feeling (not just among a load of potential "terrorists").
He has no diplomatic ability, no economic policy - it is just sad shit. He has boxed himself into a corner over his Saddam fetish and the repercussions of that are "full of promise" for a bad time for the US ahead, - not just from "terrorists" blah, but from many other countries. The guy ain't brought any credit to the US and is simply not trusted.

As for his promises.... I actually can't find one yet that he has fulfilled - yea, I'm serious!! I keep looking in the hope he has kept some promise - cos I can hardly believe anyone can survive that long and get away with that shit. If you know of one, let me know. :winkwink:

Shit this is a boring long post!

Joe Sixpack 03-18-2003 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eRock

Oh bullshit! When gun control went into effect aussie violent crime rate skyrocketed...and that's a fact. 'Sides, that's just takin' guns away from the innocent.

That is bullshit.

Absolute fucking bullshit.

Back it up or bend over, bitch!

NetRodent 03-18-2003 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
Thanks for the reminder that Bush is *actually* the President of the US. It was kinda hard to believe he achieved such stardom considering he is the most unqualified leader of any western country. That says volumes for the people who supposedly half-elected him.
Lets see, the people who "supposedly half-elected him" created the the richest most powerful country on earth. I think speaks more volumes than your opinon that Bush is an unqualified leader.

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
In almost any other country he would be safely serving a term in jail for fraud and insider dealing. For more "crookery" just look at the Bush family.
Such as? Any details or links?

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
As for fuck ups.... Can you actually tell me one thing he has promised to anyone and actually fulfulled??? He even overturned all his election promises to the US people within 10 - 14 days of taking office. Maybe he agreed to make Condi some coffee and actually "delivered the goods".

http://www.realcities.com/mld/krwash...es/2479811.htm
http://senrs.com/bush_makes_good_on_...n_promises.htm

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
The man is full of meaningless words, punctuated by his own stupid parrot dialogue - not to be trusted by anyone on the face of this earth.
If that's how you view the guy, I'm surprised you don't sense a kindred spirt in Bush.


Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
Since you have no idea what the hell I may or may not be entrusted with to fuck up - you can safely assume I'll take that as more dribble from an idiot nobody and remind you to go fuck yourself....
Same to you, with hugs and kisses.

Webby 03-18-2003 02:32 AM

eRock:

"Don't believe everything ya read. Just cuz it's been printed or on a web site doesn't make it true."

You in some state of denial on that as well?? There is more than a grain of truth in these URL's - if ya doubt them, get verification elsewhere. But, believe me, the are not unfounded.

Joe Sixpack 03-18-2003 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


That is bullshit.

Absolute fucking bullshit.

Back it up or bend over, bitch!

Beeeeeeeerrrrrrp! TOO LATE ARSEHOLE!

I'll prove ya wrong just for the fun of it.

http://www.csmonitor.com/atcsmonitor...ries/guns.html

eRock 03-18-2003 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


Beeeeeeeerrrrrrp! TOO LATE ARSEHOLE!

I'll prove ya wrong just for the fun of it.

http://www.csmonitor.com/atcsmonitor...ries/guns.html

This is only one link I found:
http://www.southernindependentparty.com/australia.htm
Here's another, but it's a Acrobat file, so...
www.rkba.org/research/karlock/ Australian%20Crime%20Card.PDF

directfiesta 03-18-2003 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eRock

Don't believe everything ya read. Just cuz it's been printed or on a web site doesn't make it true.

Yep, thayt's why I don't beleive a single post of yours... :321GFY


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