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PaperstreetWinston 03-10-2015 04:09 PM

Would you wear the Iwatch if someone gave it to you for free?
 
Imagine defending yourself everytime someone looks at you and you have to say "it was a gift" :)

MrBottomTooth 03-10-2015 04:24 PM

I don't know how anyone wears watches. Uncomfortable as fuck.

RyuLion 03-10-2015 04:27 PM

I don't care about wearing ANY watches..I don't NEED one.

SBJ 03-10-2015 04:28 PM

nope i'd sell it on ebay to the isheople that would pay triple the price that apple sells them for. :2 cents:

I'll stick to my Tag watch.

L-Pink 03-10-2015 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20415293)
I don't know how anyone wears watches. Uncomfortable as fuck.

I've worn a divers watch everyday since was I was 13, wrist feels naked without one.

mineistaken 03-10-2015 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 20415295)
I don't care about wearing ANY watches..I don't NEED one.

Watch is an accessory, a "jewelry" of a kind. It is, subjectively, the only jewelry that fits a man.

mineistaken 03-10-2015 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20415298)
nope i'd sell it on ebay to the isheople

Same here.

To make it more interested OP should have added the condition that you could not sell it. So either wear it or give it away for free.

brassmonkey 03-10-2015 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20415304)
Watch is an accessory, a "jewelry" of a kind. It is, subjectively, the only jewelry that fits a man.

ill buy you one if you promise to walk south side chicago at nite screaming racial slurs :)

cool1g 03-10-2015 05:00 PM

i got a free Samsung Gear 2 ($299 cost).... wore it a few times and looks okay. didn't find the time savings looking at messages on my wrist to be a big deal. Samsung is on their own OS not android as well. Overall not worth the $299.

I suppose i should check to see if there any new good apps lol.

Battery life for me was really good - like 5 days b/w recharges.

pornmasta 03-10-2015 05:06 PM

no thanks

slapass 03-10-2015 05:15 PM

I haven't worn a watch in years. I lkike the idea of the fitness date but other then that what is the point?

mineistaken 03-10-2015 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20415309)
ill buy you one if you promise to walk south side chicago at nite screaming racial slurs :)

I don't like saying racial slurs. I would prefer to go to some libtard convention and shout - stop applying double standards. Would you buy me Iwatch for that? :winkwink:

PornDiscounts-V 03-10-2015 05:32 PM

No point.

SilentKnight 03-10-2015 05:40 PM

No, for two reasons.

1. I don't like the styling.
2. I don't own an iPhone - and I hear most of the useful iWatch functions are reliant on linking up to an iPhone.

bronco67 03-10-2015 06:13 PM

I'd say this thread could honestly be used as a barometer for how successful this product will be.

You can put me on the list of people who could give a fuck about wearing a watch. This isn't 1998.

Nicky 03-10-2015 06:16 PM

I wear my current watch as a jewelry. Wouldn't wear an Iwatch though

PaperstreetWinston 03-11-2015 12:04 AM

I'm so proud to be part of this community :)

SmutHammer 03-11-2015 12:37 AM

I only wear a watch when I'm going somewhere I should be dressed up for. you would be surprised how different you will be treated at stores or when buying cars etc.

but no, I would not wear an iwatch or any other digital brand.

shoot twice 03-11-2015 01:22 AM

Apps don't impress me.... so I'd sell it to someone on ebay.

Other than that I have a 25 year old Bulova. It's never lost time and it almost literally runs forever.

aka123 03-11-2015 03:12 AM

Sure, although I have no fucking idea what it is like and who makes it and so on, but sure. At least for some time.

I wear a watch. It is much better than a phone especially in my outdoor leisures. And it looks cool when being around people; then it is jewelry.

freecartoonporn 03-11-2015 03:24 AM

sure, why not .....

CDSmith 03-11-2015 07:38 AM

Methinks thou doth protest too much. I suspect that while the dozens of denials get posted in this and other threads many gfy'ers will be pre-ordering the, what's it called? "iWatch" or "Applewatch"? Whatever, it's the new latest greatest thing coming out, thus the techno drones must have it at all costs.

After all, it's so much more than just a watch. :D

Phoenix 03-11-2015 07:48 AM

Who needs a watch anymore? i have a phone.
I guess they are trying to move the phone into the watch.
Maybe it works...i think handheld is better for games on the phone. watching videos etc.

Look Chang 03-11-2015 08:01 AM

No thanks, I still have some neurons.

2MuchMark 03-11-2015 08:02 AM

Watches are cool. First, a nice watch just looks good. Next, they are a nice throwback to older technology and innovation. There's something cool to be said about mechanical time pieces still being used in a digital age.

As for the Apple Watch, I will defiantly go check them out when they are on the shelves at the nearby Apple store. The health monitoring applications similar to the Nike Fuel Band are pretty interesting. And I bet that the function that lets other people feel your heart beat will have some fun spin offs as well.

I'm really surprised at all the negative comments about the Apple watch on GFY. How can you make up your minds about something you haven't even seen or tried yet? It's not just a watch. It's a computer that you wear. Give it a chance and let's see where this goes.

Want some immediate adult applications? How about:

- Sending subtle vibrations to your customers when your favourite chat model is logging on?
- Measuring FAPS per minute?
- Detecting the heart rate of customers on your website?
- Video chatting with porn stars on your watch?
- Watch porn?
- Buying products and subscriptions right from your watch? Tap your watch for instant top-ups?
- Letting customers feel the heart beats of chat models in real time? Vice versa?

Everyone knows that the adult industry has been partly responsible for some big leaps in technology since 1995. If you close your mind off to other potential technologies, especially without even seeing an apple watch, or becoming a programmer for one, or even trying to imagine the possibilities, you should fire yourself. Others will do it instead of you, and you'll end up losing your customers.

SmutHammer 03-11-2015 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20415691)
Watches are cool. First, a nice watch just looks good. Next, they are a nice throwback to older technology and innovation. There's something cool to be said about mechanical time pieces still being used in a digital age.

As for the Apple Watch, I will defiantly go check them out when they are on the shelves at the nearby Apple store. The health monitoring applications similar to the Nike Fuel Band are pretty interesting. And I bet that the function that lets other people feel your heart beat will have some fun spin offs as well.

I'm really surprised at all the negative comments about the Apple watch. How can you make up your minds about something you haven't even seen or tried yet? It's not just a watch. It's a computer that you wear. Give it a chance and let's see where this goes.

Because most people do not like Apple products. Other than that for the masses that still wear a watch it's for an accent to your clothing and to show prestige.

shoot twice 03-11-2015 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20415691)
The health monitoring applications

Sorry I'm not trying to flame you and I realize that you're really out there with your love of Apple products...

But just the same I've got to say that someone has got to be a serious loser if they need a "health app" After all this isn't exactly rocket science!

Or is this thing going to sound an alarm the moment someone tries to eat one too many big macs?
Or is it going to take control of someone's legs and make them go jogging?
Or is it some sort of life support system for the the 10 pack a day smokers?

Please tell me what I'm missing with regards to the advantages of this watch.

michael.kickass 03-11-2015 08:39 AM

Yeah, I would.

ilnjscb 03-11-2015 08:44 AM

The first year any apple product is released it is for unctuous dorks to wear while they work the bugs out. The "mi vida se define por el hecho de que yo use los productos de Apple y yo , literalmente, no tengo otro valor propio" peoples.

That said, I do possess multiple copies of iphone and iPad, but one release back.

Lace 03-11-2015 09:34 AM

Nope. Never. I refuse to support anything to do with Apple. I have never purchased any of their products. I have received three iPod's as gifts, but they just collect dust. Hell, I don't even know where they are anymore. I'll let the Apple sheep go over-spend on shitty products.

CAHEK 03-11-2015 09:37 AM

No thanks, will not wear this

mineistaken 03-11-2015 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20415671)
Who needs a watch anymore? i have a phone.

I am always laugh at comments like this... You do not NEED it. It is accessory/jewelry.

MiamiBoyz 03-11-2015 11:48 AM

I will stick with my Rolex which is all I need to tell me the time and date. No battery required either!

Scott McD 03-11-2015 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20415671)
Who needs a watch anymore? i have a phone.

Would rather just check my wrist for the time than life my phone out my pocket every time.

Besides, i enjoy having a good looking watch anyway... :2 cents:

pimpmaster9000 03-11-2015 02:02 PM

apple is running out of i-crap to invent :1orglaugh

Sly 03-11-2015 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20415951)
I am always laugh at comments like this... You do not NEED it. It is accessory/jewelry.

I wear my watch everyday.

Accessory. Statement piece. Fine piece of engineering.

I'll keep the apps on my phone.

aka123 03-11-2015 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20415671)
Who needs a watch anymore? i have a phone.

It is night. You are behind enemy lines, ready to radio intel about the enemy to blast it to pieces. You look if it is the time to make contact: you reach for your iPhone with extra illumination; you are little worried, how much will the enemy charge for the data transfer? You never know.

With watch; you make very subtle move to look time from your watch.

Works also if you are James Bond. :)

seeandsee 03-11-2015 02:10 PM

i would, send me one

Wendy-Etology 03-11-2015 02:31 PM

I dont own a watch, if i did i would probably always forget to put it on

J. Falcon 03-11-2015 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20415293)
I don't know how anyone wears watches. Uncomfortable as fuck.

Agree 100%

When I wore a watch I used to take it off whenever I ate, because I found it extremely uncomfortable. Eventually I stopped wearing the all together.


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